Hey /x/. What do you guys think of these weird green comets set to make a close approach to Earth in a couple of days... Any ayy lmaos or omens you can get from that?! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/03/18/comets-brush-earth/81974318/
>>17488911
Been feeling really, really good and energetic recently, like I have found a purpose to it all.
And green's my colour!! My room, even my eyes are green.
>>17488911
Uh oh...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_fireballs
>>17489017
Actually, they sound very small rather than comets.
>>17488911
NASA version damage control.
Time control/time travel no longer exists amongst those of mankind
>>17489063
Can we still play Minecraft though?!
>>17488911
They're comets. You can't extrapolate future events from them other than their path and personal expected lifetime. Come on guys.
>>17489339
Use your imagination...
>>17488911
>these comets
It's just one, bud.
>>17488911
I saw one my freshman year in high school.
No one believed me.
8 Years ago
The Earth will pass through the tail of the "comet". What could possibly happen?
(The book version was best).
>>17488911
Comets aren't actually bad omens. They are the physical bodies of two ranks of beings, archangels and archai. They use these as bodies to be able to physically get close to the sun and battle Sorat the sun demon. Last cycle of the Sun demon and the asuras was preceding and after 1998.
>>17490735
So those arch angels and archai that crashed into Jupiter just ran outta luck?
What about that nigga Haley's comet? Ain't that goon been clubbing for centuries?
Also Ra is the sun God, why would there be a demon on the sun?
>>17490735
More about Sorat?!