Well, I haven't seen one of these in a while, so I took the initiative to shove it back in your throats. Share your stories, or simply shitpost with a superiority/inferiority complex over your star/moon/ascending sign. I know anybody of Aries will.
Aries is best
I'm aries with a Pisces ascendant and I disagree.
No one believes me when I say I'm a Gemini. I'm also really dependant and terribly antisocial so I've never bought into the horoscope meme.
I've looked at the charts of donald trump, bernie sanders, and hillary clinton and the results might interest you.
>>17483113
your sun sign is one aspect out of like 10.
natal chart =/= yahoo horoscopes
>>17483054
>>17483073
Well, here they come. Better watch out, before one of them shoves some copypasta over why they're the best.
inb4 you use the whole Cardinal sign thing to show off
>>17483118
Throw 'em.
I'll give you an example.
Mercury, venus, and sun means aries characteristics in certain aspects. But there's a pisces ascendant which throws a monkey wrench into my shit, makes me sensitive.
Saturn in capricorn so work and community is my achilles heel, or shit I need to work on.
There's way more than that, but that's just a very surface interpretation.
>>17483123
I know people who are into fortune telling and that crap. Those are the people who don't believe I'm a Gemini
Trump. Gemini sun with Gemini Ascendant.
Clinton. Scorpio sun with Taurus Ascendant.
Sanders. Virgo Sun with Virgo Ascendant.
>>17483145
A friend of mine thought she was a Virgo and then it turned out she was born exactly on the cusp of Libra, and then she told me it all made sense.
And anyone that's into fortune telling is an idiot.
>>17483186
I've also been told I'm on the cusp of Taurus but that also doesn't describe me so I guess I'll never buy into horoscopes.
As for Clinton, Sanders, and Trump.
Clinton is an evil Scorpio machiavellian bitch.
Trump and Sanders are honest, but Trump has a double dose of Gemini - celebrity, manipulation, social smoozing.
So the honesty to dishonesty hierarchy is: Sanders>Trump>Clinton
Achilles heel with Clinton is her own Scorpio nature, with Trump it's his family and that moon in sagittarius which i'm not sure what that indicates, and with Sanders it's venus in libra contra mars and moon in aries. So I just took that to be relationships conflicting with political life.
It seems pretty clear to me in the general sense.
>>17483203
No one's asking you to. Go away.
>>17483222
Trips for Truth.
Plus, I can understand your position on Sanders. Although, his positions of Marxism have me weary, he's actually been completely honest about his position. He's direct with what he wants done. Meanwhile, Trump never necessarily associated himself to NatSoc, but his supposed plans of being against bankers in the Fed Res and nationalizing a lot seems similar.
Interesting observation.
I think when Trump contradicts himself, and he says he's being honest, he means it. Double dose of Gemini. Playing the game is just who he is, but it doesn't mean he's not honest.
Frankly he's the only one who could beat Clinton because he's an honestly dishonest politician, but two-faced like a Gemini, he actually cares about people.
People are confused right now because he's using that Gemini skill to manipulate the media.
Sanders entire problem was that he was too pure, not only in his intention, but playing politics. He could not stand up to a scorpio or a gemini, especially the ones of these magnitude.
If this election is a popularity contest, Trump has been playing it his entire life.
The chart indicates that Hillary will end up in jail. But we'll see.
>>17483223
It's not my fault it's wrong, meanie. If anything I'm more of a Cancer.
What can you tell me about Mars in Leo?
>>17483276
Depends on what house its in, but generally you get pissed off if everything is not great for you (regarding that house) or if you feel like nobody cares or is paying attention to you. Pretty good
>>17483286
I guess that makes sense? It's in my 3rd so I assume that means miscommunication makes me mad, right?
>>17483300
in the third I think you would just speak really loud and try to entertain people.
It also depends on which house the cusp of aries is on. I'm guessing 11th or 12th? basically you try to use the planet that rules the sign to collect experiences to satisfy the house that falls on that sign. if it was 11th you would try to make friends by loud talking technique
>>17483315
Aries is in the 10th. I am a very very soft spoken and reserved person, haha. It's possible I have my time wrong though so I'll have to see if I can double check it for house accuracy... Still, I find it hard to relate to a Leo Mars in general.
http://www.alwaysastrology.com/
I post this every astrology thread.
Use this as a reference.
You are only going to get a complete picture when you take the totality of the planets into account.
The only reason I got into astrology was because my chart ended up being disturbingly accurate.
Before that I thought it was complete irrelevant bullshit.
>>17483346
I know that feeling, bro. Why the fuck would the planets have anything to do with a person's personality?
And yet...
It seems possible to me. Our planet and life on this planet exists because of the position of it relative to the sun. I can think of a lot of explanations. The only way you could test the hypothesis would be personality surveys over the course of like 100,000 years or something.
>>17483358
You should do that.
>>17483359
After I obtain the philosopher's stone I'll get right on that.
I don't know what this means, but here's my chart. Could anyone please decipher?
>>17483373
This actually looks pretty nice, but I'm no expert. How would you describe yourself?
>>17483374
Better worth words than my hands. I enjoy talking, sharing my thoughts and opinions, and I'm not fond of those who don't entirely share the same mindset; still accepting, just eager to stand up for my point. I think a lot, and am imaginative about the future. I feel an awful lot, too, but try to keep it out of my head even though sometimes it's overwhelming. I can act heavily and quickly on feelings while still being as rational as possible within my own reasoning. As good as I am at starting and keeping a conversation going on, I'm never bothered by any solitude because it's refreshing. I feel conflicted within myself a majority of the time.
Ultimately, I'm not too sure how to describe myself because there's just plenty going on inside of me all at once. It's actually really challenging to be exact.
>Aries constellation is just three stars connected by two line segments
>It's a fucking ram
What kind of weed were the ancients smoking and where can I get it?
>>17483384
You seem cool. What kind of hobbies and interests do you have? What do you do for a living/study?
Analyzing someone's chart is an enormous pain in the ass, but I will say that you have a wide distribution of planets, which indicates you have more of a potential for being balanced, but at the same time more of a potential to be conflicted.
On that same website you can get a 30 page report for $25 dollars. I bought it, it turned out very well. It may or may not be worth it to you.
Gemini with Scorpio Ascendant here
>>17483394
I'm really into computer hardware and I guess you could say I enjoy politics - I actually gave a speech in my government class in high school against affirmative action. I like singing, I'll sing Beach Boys songs or Jan & Dean. Having been in a choir for 6 years of your life grows on you. I find it hard to let go of something that you've grown used to and enjoy. I like smoking pot a bit too much. I was going to enlist in the Navy a few months ago but failed the urinalysis even after 30 days of waiting and detoxing. I also just got an appearance ticket to go to court for possession of marijuana. I don't have a job, never have, and I was going to college for IT but got so bored of it. Wanna go back for dentistry I think or environmental science. I also really like my vodka. A liter bottle of some cheap 100 proof Mr. Boston doesn't last more than 3 days at most.
I just don't like sobriety and enjoy the good times more than I should. I can't say I have an addictive personality, as I can cold turkey everything and not feel withdrawal. And I keep myself busy with whatever interests me or else I'll get bored and sad pretty quick.
>>17483407
I might have a glance later at your chart, and make some comments, so check back. Depends if I get time. You do seem interesting though, just have a lot of learning and growing to go still.
>>17483413
Please do, I'll be around. I'm getting kicked out of my old man's house in a few days, so I'll frequent. Not much to do but kill time until I'm semi-homeless. Not the first time I've gotten the boot.
Planet Earth is in the Virgo super cluster.
>>17483444
Why specify on Earth only?
>>17483039
Libra here
I was born on a Lunar eclipse 3 weeks early and was an emergency C-section (both my mother and I went into shock)
I was also born on Gideon's feast day (9/26) according to the Julian calendar which when converted to the Gregorian calendar was my original due date (10/9)
I'm also descended of a long line of cops and military men on both sides and law interests me deeply
>>17484028
What the fuck kind of question is this?
>>17484034
The Virgo super cluster engulfs more than just our planet.
>>17483140
Is this website free to use?
I'm gemini, with ascendant Leo and Lunar Gemini.
Any virgos here that get mixed up with being scorpios or is that just me?
I'M an aquarius but how does that shit work
there are like 10 other aspect than sun sign?
All I know is that my moon sign is capricorn.
Anyways I post this here,
analyse it please.
Im sun cancer and scorpio moon woman, how fked am I?
Can someone enlighten me as to how the relationship between a sun sign and a polar opposite in the first house works? For example, my birth chart says i am pisces with virgo ascendant. The sun, being the energy projected onto a vessel, the first house. Is it like acid being poured on something alkaline? Or does it represent harmony?
>>17484810
Don't hold grudges.
>>17484709
Similarities, there is an explanation over the whole "one sign split" commotion, but I personally don't feel how Libra is connected.
I like the run down of Aquarius. And Virgo. And how rising signs effect so much on these two signs they become almost a different zodiac
>>17484034
you're such a fucking idiot
>>17484643
wow gee you don't say huh wow blow me down geez hell wow that's seriously interesting wow geez thanks for sharing
idiot
>>17484028
Because I was making a superiority complex shitpost about my sun sign.
>welcome to my friends and I's domain...mwahaha
>>17484892
Actually your sun's in the 6th house, so the opposite is in the 12th house. 6th is the opposite house of pisces.
Think of it this way, The zodiac starts at Aries, so the opposite of Aries is Libra. So everything "opposite" is Libra-like.
So your sun being in the "opposite" house makes it libra-like, ie nice and caring for others.
Since the 6th house is the house of criticism, breaking things down, sorting out, how do you do this in a way that is nice to other people?
You do it in a pisces way. So not criticizing others, instead dreaming about how good they are, and ignoring all their faults.
>>17483113
I kinda doubt astrology because of this as well.
I have libra moon and ascendant midlle heavens in leo, this combo should make me some supper social guru of sorts, but IRL I'm average at best, I mostly like to keep to myself.
>>17483388
The ancients would see more stars in the sky as they didn't have to deal with light pollution
Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, Scorpio rising here. Don't know how the fuck astrology works but it does. Each sign has a different vibe and I can always tell when a guy is a Sagittarius. For some reason they are all the same to me.
I want to learn more about predictive astrology (transits and predictions from the birth chart). Anyone have links or tips?
>tfw your chart isn't accurate at all
>>17483271
this entire site is a cancer
Anyone willing to explain this to me?
Perhaps shine some light on my character?
Can anyone give me a rundown of this? I don't understand it at all.
Thanks in advance.
Am like Barack Obama, Sun in Leo, Ascendant in Aquarius. Got the Moon in Libra however.
>>17483039
lol, Aries sun sign, Sagittarius moon sign, taurus ascending
what does this mean
>>17484756
I'M still waiting.
What does this chart tells about me?
>>17483123
>10
more like
way many more than 10, matey
Basically, im the best.
>>17488495
>tfw your chart is completely accurate
>>17493757
this is the most *~metaphythical spirtwal karmic~* image I've ever seen anon
>>17483178
>>17483168
>>17483155
Wtf does this shit mean?
>>17492622
You mean you're gay?
>>17493757
Wtf does this mean?
>>17492622
That's the worst.
Aquarius master race here.
could someone give me a general reading?
thanks!
>>17494640
you must be the most metal person in existence
>>17494640
>all that cap
>scorpio moon
pretty scary
Can someone interpret my chart for me.. i honestly have no fucking idea what i'm looking at.
I have no idea what all these lines and gibberish mean.
>>17494007
fuck you too m8
>>17494792
whys that? im completely new to thhis
can anyone decipher?
>>17495369
Well most of your planets are in Capricorn in the 10th(Cap's house) Aries rising(1st house(aries' house) = face of yourself/ways you project to others)
With moon and Jupiter in Scorpio that's a killer chart
Capricorn and Scorpio both are cold blooded energies and can be super beneficial as well as destructive
A piece of advice: try to take your time whenever you start getting into something and always try to go at the heart of everything
Try to always apply this mindset to anything and you'll be a powerhouse of your own
>>17495545
Basically you're a poop grubber
>>17483155
>>17483168
how did you get their birthtimes?
also how did you then manage to misread their ascendants?
Would like to hear what /x/ has to say.
Leo ascendant Scorpio.
Am I special? No, I don't think so.
>>17494640
fuck you, i would kill you motherfucker
All i know is that I'm extremely observant and i suck at life?
Anyone care to elaborate for me?
>>17483039
>no Ophiuchus
DROPPED
>>17483039
can someone explain this shit to me please this is my first time i have no idea what the symbols means
>>17498704
MC = Your main characteristic
AC = your motivation
The Sun = your guidance.
>>17498712
thanks my main characteristic is gemini even tho im libra?
>>17498721
Yeah, your actions & ideas are of a Gemini, but you use your intuition and knowledge of a Libra.
>>17498729
which symbol is the sun?
>>17498748
The orange circle with a dot inside.
>>17498754
ah ok, if you can can you tell me anything about my chart? thanks
>>17483039
here's my chart
I've done some research but it's still pretty complex and indecipherable for the most part
someone claiming the superiority of a sign knows basically nothing about astrology
they all create a ballance
>>17498959
oops. forgot image
What is the root of all my problems?
What are positive aspects?
Who is good at reading charts as a whole?
>>17498961
Your north node in pisces in 9th would probably make you like astrology.
Look up your progressed and draconic charts.
Basically progressed chart is a chart that changes as you mature. It starts at your natal chart and moves the chart forward 1 day every year you live. You might relate to it more than your natal chart
Your draconic chart is like how you were when you were a child, and you slowly moved into your natal chart. It just puts the north node on 1 aries, and shifts all the planets along with it
>>17498983
>source of all my problems
intercepted saturn
>good aspects
sun in 12th, jupiter in 9th
>reading charts
Astrology doesn't tell you anything you don't already know
>>17499052
what does an intercepted saturn mean?
>>17495545
here's a better one. pls /x/
>>17499225
What do you want to know? Theres a million things
Astrology doesn't tell you anything you don't already know, you just look at it and go "yeah that's right". So there's no point in telling you if you don't want to learn about it
Ive noticed that fire signs seem to gather together, form friends, squads, cliques. whatever you want to call it.
Works best if you've got a few other signs in there to balance it out though.
>>17498712
You are full of shit
>>17499225
We have very similar charts. Wonder if we're alike.
what of career? where will i succeed? please
>>17499343
Can someone tell me if the red lines and blue lines mean anything in particular? Or they are meaningless, just to sort things out?
what does this mean? explain pls
>>17483168
No wonder shes such a bitch
