What are the most /x/ tier jobs?

>>17479389
Security guard, night shifts, cemetery curator, hospital security

>>17479392
not spooky enough

maybe 50-150 years ago that would be spooky

old people dying and screaming is pleb level spooky

>>17479392
Why is it so hard to find a half-decent night shift job

>>17479392
I work nights in a 'special needs unit' confirmed not spooky

>>17479392
I have worked night shift in weird places. You never know what you find.
Often pretty depressing and quiet.

>>17479389
working at an emergency room, mental health hospitals, prisons... anyplace where the Illuminati/Nazis are taking people out

Truck driver/taxi driver late nights and sleep deprivation bound to mess you up a bit.

>>17479389
unemployment.

Here me out: It's true. Man is not created to toil in his most purest form. He is meant simply to be and take everything for granted.

Private investigator?