I would really like a spooky dark job
not morgue spooky
illumanti, aliums, apocalypse, serial murderer abductor from another dimension spooky
>>17479389
Security guard, night shifts, cemetery curator, hospital security
>>17479392
not spooky enough
maybe 50-150 years ago that would be spooky
old people dying and screaming is pleb level spooky
>>17479392
Why is it so hard to find a half-decent night shift job
>>17479392
I work nights in a 'special needs unit' confirmed not spooky
>>17479392
I have worked night shift in weird places. You never know what you find.
Often pretty depressing and quiet.
>>17479389
working at an emergency room, mental health hospitals, prisons... anyplace where the Illuminati/Nazis are taking people out
Truck driver/taxi driver late nights and sleep deprivation bound to mess you up a bit.
>>17479389
unemployment.
Here me out: It's true. Man is not created to toil in his most purest form. He is meant simply to be and take everything for granted.
Private investigator?
