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Ilya Ivanov's Humancee
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This man was one of the greatest biologist minds and also one of the bestest soviet darwinists (inspired by C Darwin's work) buuuuut he tried to create a Humancee which went all fucked up with the pacient dying painfully thanks to the chimpanzee gens.

What do you think of this fuckwit?

BTW humancee thread (media, thoughts,etc)
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>>17473501
>humancee
recombinant human CEE protein?
WTF are you talking about?
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>>17473534
I believe he was saying (human + chimpanzee = humancee)
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>>17473501
Even when darwin was right. Why go backwards
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>>17473574
Chimpanzees are parallel, not backwards.
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>>17473501
I'm going to go out on a limb, and guess a Humancee can spell better than you...
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>>17474186
there's something called errors :V
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>>17473501
it's called Humanzee you retard
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it is good
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>>17473501
descendants of Doggerland?!
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>>17474956
this
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>>17473501
Pretty sick I wish more people would try and make cool shit like that nowadays
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>>17473501
>tumblrtale dog in the bottom right
its a ruse my friends
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>>17473501
In all seriousness, what is the purpose of a humanzee? Pragmatically speaking, does it have any kind of use? He'll be dumb to do work, and dumb to fight against war weapons, etc.

What's the reason to create such a thing?
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>>17475871
It's a supersoldier because it's strong.
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Hey guys, well i think it might be genuine.
did anybody saw the homunculus experiment ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piNHmcD4qdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
and also can this work with plants ?
like, instead of using poleine, you'll use secretions of living animals ?
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>>17475871
SCIENCE
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>>17475871
I remember reading Stalin wanted an army that wouldnt complain about the quality of food
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>>17473574

If Darwin was right you'd be going sideways, not backwards
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>>17477026

This is probably the best analogie I've ever read, thanks Anon
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>>17476764
this is fake
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>>17476799
damn sonny, any more info?
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>>17477954
Not him, but it's true. Stalin wanted to breed an army of ape men. In his mind, they'd be super strong, really low maintenance, and just smart enough to follow orders. This is why I love history. Its crazy as hell.
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shoulda made homunculemur

much easier
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>>17474321
...and you are one.
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>>17479854
OHH NO MY FEELINGS ARE TEARING APART! I WILL BE DEPRESSED THE REST OF MY LIFE BY YOUR COMMENT! WHAT A PAIN
mehh i dont give a fuck, no, two fucks about you
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Is this picture of a hamancee real or fake??
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>>17481085
we'll never know...
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>>17481064

I bet you do. I bet you give a fuck. You're on your way to not giving a fuck, but not yet. Let yourself give a fuck. You clearly want to.
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>>17481064
>tripfags
>i must defend my internet identity at all costs
>i will go to extensive lengths to retain a reputation of desirable qualities among the users of this board

not him but on the imageboard I come from there is none of this shit, tripfags are slandered and shamed because they never result in good. always derail, always ego driven, always driven by the incentive to liked. do the board a favor and get rid of it.
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>>17473501
>Bestest
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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>>17478654
>back when the sky wasn't even the limit everything you read in your old superhero comic books seemed plausible
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>>17476799

Not using more Vodka.
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>>17481116
Excuse me sir, I believe you meant:
you is gotting to be fugging kiding me (meme). ha ha (3*[colon, capital d]).
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this thread is still alive?


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>>17484868
>n00b detected
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>>17481085
10/10
Underrated joke.
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>>17473501
I like the dog in the corner of the picture.
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>>17473501
Darwin was a fraud though
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>>17473501
As I understand this, his experiments failed but he assumed this was because he did the experiment backwards, fertilizing chimpanzee females with human sperm. He wanted to try the experiment the other way, fertilizing human females with chimpanzee sperm, even had "volunteers", but his funding was then cut and the project aborted.

By the laws of hybridization it is entirely possible to create interspecific and even intergeneric hybrids, maybe he even succeeded at one point but it wasn't published as it would hurt people's feelings. Nobody, as far as we know, tried it again.

If the experiment was to be replicated, I'd bet China is the one who'd be doing it, they have a very loose definition of ethics and morals and have already been investing big in genetic engineering.
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>>17481085
no, that's just a brit
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>>17475037
you do know doggerland was under miles of ice right?
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>>17481085
That's an orange
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>>17475871
Fetish
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>>17481101
This. A 1000 times this.
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>>17475871
It's cool.
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>>17486550
(You)
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a humanzee would make a good bank robber
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>>17473501
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>>17491337
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z, no you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my gosh! I was wrong. It was Earth all along. Guess you finally made a monkey (yes, you finally made a monkey), guess you finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeee.

I love you, Doctor Zaius!
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>>17474956
Underrated post
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>>17491378
Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can
Well I couldn't before

He can talk! He can talk!

I CAN SIIIIIIIING
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>>17491337
like this?
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>>17474942

Came here to post this.
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>>17487111
kek
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>>17487111
He was. A /pol/tier idiot, actually.
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>>17492126
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>>17493260
get lost already, this thread doesn't need that much cringe
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>>17498130
>says cringe
>accuses somebody else of making people cringe
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>>17491378

I could use another 10 "Planet of the Apes" movies!
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fucking 5 days and this is still a thing

killmealready.xml
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>>17481064
Not the guy you're replying to, but you sound like a complete and total loser who has never had any hostile confrontation outside of a message board.
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>>17473501
pretty interesting topic, both from a scientific and military standpoint.
Its not like he was the only one messing around with weird science because the whole world was going to shit and putting all their effort into killing each other. The Germans and Japanese did their fair share of stuff. Makes you wonder what the allied did and was able to keep secret because we won
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