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how do i develop telekinesis
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how do i develop telekinesis
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>>17465911
Ask The Father because of the son by the power of the spirit.
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>>17465911
Think of your spinal cord as a wave guide sending the signals from your brain.
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>>17465911
Free your mind by having a frontal lobotomy. It's the part of your brain that is stopping you from experiencing things full. It makes it so that you over-analyze everything.
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>>17465994

Lol. Sauce on this?
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>>17465911
You have to remove any excess chromosomes from your body young one.

If you are unable to do so, I would recommend drinking pure Sodium Hypochlorite. This allows your brain to have a further reach with your mental arm.

Good luck.
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>>17465998
Internet
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>>17465911
>>17466000

Nice Trips. But yeah OP don't actually drink bleach(Sodium Hypochlorite). You'll die. Definitely fuck off of this board though.
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>>17466014
yeah thanks but im not that stupid
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>>17466040
Sure you say that, but I have a hard time believing you.
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>>17466000
Can't argue with trips!
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>>17465911
Bump your head against a wall until you lose consciousness. If you don't have telekinetic powers when you wake up, repeat.
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>>17465998
Go get a lobotomy and then tell us
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>>17465911
Meditation, practice and love.

It's not really worth it unless you stick to it for years desu senpai.
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I would like telekinesis to cheat casinos. If you can telekinesis you could get money everywhere anytime.
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>>17465911
By being born 10,000 yrs later than u were dude.
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>>17465911
Never stop trying for at least ten years. Every single free moment you get, try as hard as you can.
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