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Forget everything you know about UFOs, aliens and Area 51 for a second..
If you knew where there was a UFO stationed, what would you do?
Seriously.
probably what i'm already doing
Nothing. A UFO means Unidentified Flying Object, which can mean any object that can fly and is unidentified, so I wouldn't waste my time.
>>17456080
Congrats for being this guy.
>>17456072
Problem is where.
The real question is if ayy lamos land on the field in front of you what are you doing?
I would put my phone on periscope and go "talk" to them.
Ok, OP again.
Let me rephrase it.
If you knew where an Alien UFO was being stationed, what would you do?
The UFO in question holds world-changing technology. Literally world-changing.
Do "the people" have a right to know?
>>17456109
Yes, I'd say they have a right to know. In this scenario, do we have proof in our possession, or is it some knowledge that someone else could confirm for themselves?
>>17456109
But wouldn't that be an IFO?
>>17456072
steal it
well try to steal it then get busted and either killed or let go since no one would belive me
>>17456109
i would not go and spread world changing technology to the masses
you do know that world changing tech could just as well change the world for the worse, you do realise there are millions of people who could turn it into weapons
better to leave it to people who know what the fuck they are doing so that kim jong un dosent get his hands on a fusion bomb and crack the earth in to a thousand peices
>>17456109
stationed where?
>>17456166
I wish there was wireless electricity transfer through the ground and air like Nikola Tesla was worling on. But ofcourse, that would put all the bigshot copper mine owners out on the street..
>>17456189
Me again. worling=working.
Just do what Trevor Phillips does.
Smoke some crank, get psychotic and
JUST DO IT!!!
Steal that shit and become emperor of earth you Dumbass.
I would leave the ayy-lmaos to whatever. They are not really relatable. If my species gets to my level where they are okay with sitting 24-7 then I might be curious about the deep space travelers. But we are too isolated right now anyway. They, being deep space creatures would wanna be in the deep sea probably. It's probably where their "Life" began. It might be where ours did, and maybe we are weird for being the only land-dwellers. Just imagine how hot being closer to the sun could get, or even a bigger sun.
>>17456093
>Problem is where.
In a hangar at an RAF base.
>>17456118
>Yes, I'd say they (the people) have a right to know.
Does that include the likes of N.Korea? Russia? China? I'm not saying they don't already possess these things, but, if they didn't, would you tell them?
>In this scenario, do we have proof in our possession
Yes. Undeniable. It's a UFO.
>>17456162
>steal it
Probably not impossible, but what would I do with an 80ft wide UFO?
>>17456166
>no
>people could turn it into weapons
This is the biggest issue, imo. The tech that moves this thing is world-changing.
>>17456177
The UK.
>>17456189
This UFO would finish the oil industry within a decade.
>>17456211
Not sure who that is, desu. I think drugs should be avoided though.
>>17456371
Ok.
>>17456413
>This is the biggest issue, imo. The tech that moves this thing is world-changing.
well put your trust into the fact that people arent stupid and that is most likely the reason something like that is keept hidden
>Probably not impossible, but what would I do with an 80ft wide UFO?
what wouldent you do with a 80ft ufo?
i would go and cruise for bitches, bitches love transatmospheric electrogravitic transportation
if you think a V8 gets the bitches wet you havent seen shit
>>17456413
>In this scenario, do we have proof in our possession
>Yes. Undeniable. It's a UFO.
Then I'd throw every cent I had at establishing a legitimate cover identity, contact one of the fringe radio shows or podcasts, tease em with info, negotiate a deal, and arrange a meeting using nothing but burn phones and only naming the location twenty minutes beforehand. Then I'd hand off the information, take my payment, and be on my way to a nice little place in the sun with no extradition treaty.
>>17456453
>if you think a V8 gets the bitches wet you havent seen shit
>see qts in a car
>uncloak
>activate tractor beam
>pull them up into your ship
>AY BB U WANT SUM FUK
>>17456072
ok i forgot everything..
>be me,
>see something i identify as a UFO, even though I dont know what it is, because forgot what a UFO was
>Think to myself, "whoa what is that?"
>Think, "well, best to not fuck with property that isn't mine"
>be keep walking
>>17456496
LOL THIS.
But really OP, here's the thing most of the population (except those blinded by religious beliefs that God only made us and anything else isn't really real cuz MUH BOOK) already have a pretty firm belief in that Ayyy Lmaos are real, hell I saw UFOs last night, there was like a cluster of them it was fucking weird looking.. so why not just let them have some proof that "okay what we knew all along is true, now what?"
>>17456509
>>17456496
>>17456453
Top fucking kek lads
>>17456413
>Probably not impossible, but what would I do with an 80ft wide UFO?
Here starts the greatest adventure of your life, navigator.
>>17456109
Arm up with the biggest guns I can get my hands on and fill those goddamn alien fucks with lead.
They have been getting away with HUMAN ABDUCTION and LIVE MUTILATION for far too long and I'm SICK OF IT.
Look at this picture of what these alien bastards are doing to humans EVERY DAY!
>>17456166
Forget about Kim. There are fucking mudslimes and murica and "mothafockin" brits who are too keen to put their dicks into every hole. Fuck them all. Keep it away from them. We are living now like this and we will survive without that kind of technology anyway.
>>17456653
What if I told you that human beings have done far worse things to each other than aliens would do in a million year span. Fuck off with ayy lmao bullshit you teenage scum.
>>17456072
I'd dig a hole in the backyard and piss in it
>>17456667
Yes some people do terrible stuff but aliens have no business coming to OUR PLANET and doing this stuff to us!
Humans need to stand together and starting fighting back against these malicious beings.
>>17456653
>EVERY DAY
but I hear you though. those ayys need a dose of their own mutilations.
>>17456653
its not the aliens fault that almost nobody can wear the X-O manowar suit. they are just trying to find a suitable specimen who can
>>17456072
sit my ass on the computer and watch naruto
>>17456667
ayy lmao tbhfam
>>17456676
GAS THE AYYS
SPACE WAR NOW
>>17456653
I take it, you're the alien from space?
>>17456664
I will agree on the middle east part but murica and briton arent going to be pulling any crazy shit, theres people in key positions in basically every single government whos smart enough to realise the proper path
>>17456703
KILL EM
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If you're implying that it's alien or something from the shadow government, then I'd contact the major media outlets, the army, whilst making a video recording everything - telephone conversations , emails etc. If nobody reports anything within 24h, I'll have proof of a cover up.
Assuming I already have footage and documented substantially the object proving its ET origin, or at least the advanced technology incorporated in it. Bam disclosure revolution.
Id probably get neuralized tho.
alright heres one, consider yourself having the same knowledge of ayys as in the OP
two ayys come to you
>One tells you the you are the chosen one and to come with it on its spaceship, for your destiny is greatness
>the other offers you a ride in its spaceship so that you may learn something worthwhile
What do you chose and why?
>>17457610
Both seem pretty "hey kid want some candy".
Probably B. With a suicide gun handy.
>>17456109
you mean an alien ship?
i would sell it to china/russia
>>17457652
>This.
Both sound like they want to rape me, so its more of who is more attractive. Assuming they are not Grays, those are fugly.
Or they want to implant a brain parasite or kill me to feed their young.... that would be quite unpleasant.
Though I´d go with option B too, that one sounds more like the "I´ll show you the wonders of our sexual perversions"
>>17457652
>hey kid, you want some FTL tech?
why B and not A if they're both space pedos anon?
>>17456774
>murica and briton arent going to be pulling any crazy shit
lapping that propaganda up, eh?
>>17457666
Because, Satan, me being "the chosen one" seems way too fishy.
At least the second one ends with me returning home provided he's telling the truth.
Go there, meet ayy lmaos and gtfo of this planet.
>>17456653
>>17456703
>>17457454
MY NIGGA
NUKE THE REPTILIANS
INTERSPECIES WAR NOW
Honestly this is long overdue. People should be more fucking angry and bloodthirsty if they believe all this shit.
>>17456667
What if I told you that if it weren't for the malevolent ETs' age-old interference and genetic manipulation there wouldn't be so much suffering on Earth? Not to relieve criminals from responsibility, but technically the ayys are at the root of all this.
>>17456653
>>17457454
>>17456703
>mfw
>>17456496
this my sides are in space
>>17456151
BADDA BING
>>17456072
Not say shit out of fear of being silenced by some crazy guberment ninjys
>>17456072
been tryin to steal a spaceship for the better part of a decade now.
grand theft spaceship obviously..
>>17456072
If it's underground you are fucked but on surface you can try different things like drones and stuff.
But imagine having the most sensitive thing in the world.
You wouldn't let it sit in a hangar like that.
I would make a sniper rifle that shoot mini camera.
Or a drone that drop micro robots.
>>17456453
>put your trust in people
This almost never goes well
>>17456667
The you'd be liar on a false high horse
>>17457951
WAY TO RELINQUISH RESPONISIBILITY
>>17456072
I guess I'd try to visit it in a dream.
>>17457665
>Assuming they are not Gays
Ftfy
Ayyy
>>17456093
>The real question is if ayy lamos land on the field in front of you what are you doing?
>>17456093
Whip my dick out and slap them on the forehead as a greeting
>mfw they eventually meet world leaders
