So /x/, does anyone know how I can sell my soul to Satan in exchange for something?
find his paypal?
>>17453338
Go to third period
>>17453338
You're not even close to being edgy enough for him to even consider your soul.
>>17453338
You'll know after enough of your own time is put into it
crossroads and full moon
you need some luck tho
>>17453361
He doesn't want edgy souls. The market's fucking saturated.
>>17453338
Get a job at Viacom
>>17453338
Satan doesn't need to buy it you fool.
By wanting sincerely for him to offer you a deal, you've already doomed yourself to Hell for free.
Satan will only try to offer a deal to those pure, driven souls that are hard to corrupt.
Why would he pay for you? This post proves that He already owns you.
Satan is the LORD of All Hosts. I already own it.
