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So /x/, does anyone know how I can sell my soul to Satan in exchange
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2016-03-10 23:32:21 Post No. 17453338
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:32:21 Post No. 17453338 [Report]
So /x/, does anyone know how I can sell my soul to Satan in exchange for something?
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:36:41 Post No.17453350
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:36:41 Post No.17453350 [Report]
find his paypal?
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:40:28 Post No.17453356
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:40:28 Post No.17453356 [Report]
>>17453338
Go to third period
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:41:52 Post No.17453361
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:41:52 Post No.17453361 [Report]
>>17453338
You're not even close to being edgy enough for him to even consider your soul.
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:43:29 Post No.17453364
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:43:29 Post No.17453364 [Report]
>>17453338
You'll know after enough of your own time is put into it
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:50:04 Post No.17453378
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:50:04 Post No.17453378 [Report]
crossroads and full moon
you need some luck tho
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:55:41 Post No.17453389
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Anonymous 2016-03-10 23:55:41 Post No.17453389 [Report]
>>17453361
He doesn't want edgy souls. The market's fucking saturated.
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Eli Thomas 2016-03-10 23:57:56 Post No.17453393
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Eli Thomas 2016-03-10 23:57:56 Post No.17453393 [Report]
>>17453338
Get a job at Viacom
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 00:01:38 Post No.17453400
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>>17453338
Satan doesn't need to buy it you fool.
By wanting sincerely for him to offer you a deal, you've already doomed yourself to Hell for free.

Satan will only try to offer a deal to those pure, driven souls that are hard to corrupt.

Why would he pay for you? This post proves that He already owns you.
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 04:44:48 Post No.17454504
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 04:44:48 Post No.17454504 [Report]
Satan is the LORD of All Hosts. I already own it.
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