>Give basic info out in tarot thread
>They use it to do black magic on me
What the fuck man
>walk to the park to hang myself
>end up meeting qt and eventually get married
What the fuck man
>>17451371
wew miracles
>>17451355
>gf doesn't want anal, i do it anyway
>aliens probe me later that week
what the fuck man
>>17451355
Shill 2.0: Shittier than you ever imagined.
>>17451355
Haha, spooks on you
>>17451391
Don't you dare spook @ me
>try to summon a succubus
>get the sigils wrong and summon an incubus
What the fuck man
>Lost in the woods and find a tall naked man.
>He makes sweet love to me.
> Wake up in bed, never to see him again.
What, the Fuck Man
>Make serious thread about a problem I'm facing
>It instantly gets turned into a shitty meme
What the fuck man
>>17451355
You essentially fell for the equivalent of running an exe file someone told you was that song you were looking to download.
>>17451355
>go see fortune teller
>she can only predict NBA freethrows with 50% accuracy
what the fuck man
>>17451413
>waiting three years for the awakening
>see it happen
>the world beyond the veil is just as shitty
What the fuck man
I for one welcome our new occult-based meme.
>Be in america
>Go outside
>Get shot by autistic white kids and niggers
What the fuck man
>>17451395
BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIE :3
I distinctly remember wishing I had some small hats for my pet birds when I was a kid. I'm glad someone made that happen.
>>17451355
Serves you right for encouraging tarot threads
>Make a ritual to see Isis
>ISIS is on the News
What the fuck man.
>>17453309
don't be so harsh. he wanted to help. Actually he ought to be helped.
Nevertheless.. he should either have wished for the thread to be helpful for him; or have cleansed the bad wishes away.
>>17455153
>Islamicuck
Hahahahaha
>Want to get laid by a Woman.
>It's a a trap
What the fuck man
>>17451355
will get for bday
>>17455267
How is Isis related to Islam you fucking wanker?
>>17451408
More like
>fuck the man, What?
>>17451355
>see this thread
>instantly get the runs
What the fuck man?
>>17457298
What does the first letter stand for?
>>17457298
Oh never mind I see what you did there.....
>>17451355
I have that same parrot picture, its my default picture when I haven't got an image to go with a thread.
>>17451355
OP, rip lmao
What can i say?
/x/ is a testing ground.
>Go out for a walk
>See pic related
What the fuck man
>>17457490
OP, return in paroxysm? What cruel person you are...
>>17451355
>try lucid dreaming
>get Raped and molested by a demon with my eyes open
What the fuck man
>>17451355
>looking on /x/ for how to summon a demon to have sex with because I'm forever alone
>end up seeing pictures of parrots with hats
What the fuck man
>>17451355
>Start tarot thread asking some random anon basics info
>I use it to do black magic on him
What the fuck man
>Blasphemic Occultist me goes to chruch.
>I am asked, since when I have accepted Jesus Christ to my heart.
What the fuck man
