ITT suicide notes
>captcha: PATH horizon
Dark. Where'd you find these? Just Google?
>>17446072
yup
>>17446069
this is the only one i have so you beat me to posting it and i hate you.
either way, i feel triggered by this thread and hate you for that too.
>>17446080
Kurt Cobain felt triggered, too
>>17446104
short, sweet and succinct
>>17446110
solid gold op. solid gold thanks
>>17446145
you're welcome
>>17446160
>tell dad he is the best and he can have my Xbox and games and mum you can have everything else
this kinda fucked me up
>>17446100
>McCain
He was obviously mentally ill
>>17446100
>vote mcCain '08
I hope this is real
>>17446211
This is not tumblr. McCain was second choice in 08 after Ron Paul here.
>>17446218
nice b8 m8
>>17446160
not op, lurking thought to contriboot
>>17446243
>>17446256
Where was this stolen from?
>>17446256
can somebody translate this? I can't read cursive
Pretty dungoofins sorry,
please forgive me for what imgonna do
love,
>>17446266
not stolen`its in the internets
>>17446277
2/?
>>17446291
deviant art
>>17446291
>>17446278
this one sounds so lonely and logical . . . i can't even keep it together reading these my face is fucking wet
>>17446269
Dear boys,
I call you boys but I know your both more man then I ever though of being. I love you both and I want you to know how proud I am of both of you.
I am sorry Joshua that we never got know each other but life is funny that way sometimes. And Mike I am sorry I was not there for you more. I want to thank you both for my grand babys be there for them! I've wasted my life so please do this one thing for me, don't! waste yours. And tell pop & Nettie I love them. I have nothing left my bike is gone, my job is gone and now I am gone. It's OK though maybe I will learn from this in the next life. Goodby, I love you all.
Love,
Dad
>>17446079
Oh fuck, if this wasn't so sad I'd have kek'd
>>17446294
shit, sorry
>>17446266
>stolen
>>17446243
this gotta be one of my favorites
>>17446347
what a fucking coward
http://frazzledatforty.blogspot.co.ke/2014/05/a-suicide-note-from-angie.html
>>17446315
thanks anon
Has Robin Williams' been released?
>>17446396
Nope
>>17446396
It was a joke.
>>17446406
that's not him
>>17446096
It's like some demented project for school: write your own suicide note while I edit it.
Bump for more
"The famous line excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck. It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found. I belong in the woods and have always done so. No one will understand the reason for this anyway. To give some semblance of an explanation I'm not a human, this is just a dream and soon I will awake. It was too cold and the blood was coagulating all the time, plus my new knife is too dull. If I don't succeed dying to the knife I will blow all the shit out of my skull. Yet I do not know. I left all my lyrics by "Let the good times roll" -- plus the rest of the money. Whoever finds it gets the fucking thing. As a last salutation may I present "Life Eternal". Do whatever you want with the fucking thing.
/ Pelle.
>>17446096
I have a feeling this is a father and both of his kids committed suicide. For obvious reasons.
Wonder if he killed himself too.
My personal favorite, kek.
THIS IS ROUGH
>not just living thru the emotions with the calm knowledge of the inevitablity of death and trying to enjoy the brief flashes of good before all is ended by unavoidable causes (natural or other, non-self-inflicted)
Shiggy
>>17446313
>. i can't even keep it together reading these my face is fucking wet
Funny cus my pussy is wet
>>17446050
Gee, this isn't staged at all
>>17446083
I hate knowing that beautiful penmanship is no longer :(
>>17446238
Ideas Worth Saving, kekles
>>17446160
I want to hear more about this backstory
>>17446190
>>17447694
After 5 seconds of searching, I found out that this faggot wrote this as homework for school.
>>17447162
>>17446216
I wish I could've spoken to this person, I know what it feels like to have that sort of relationship with marijuana and to have those feelings. It doesn't have to be terminal.
>>17446115
kek
>>17446050
That isn't an actual suicide note.
>>17446050
http://www.theonion.com/video/predator-drone-tr425-takes-the-stand-20317
>>17446045
>>17446041
>children need to be taught how to handwrite
>>17448280
>when someone over 30 tries to greentext
>>17448258
NO, really?!!!!!!!!
>>17446951
Fucking Dead. Life Eternal is probably my favorite Mayhem song.
>>17448389
I think it is
>>17447163
It's called satire, friend.
>>17446079
>Literally lol
>Lol
>l o l
How can one be so calm and collected when one is about to visit a reality he has no idea about. Not saying one should fear death, but should show some respect...It's a gateway like no other.
>>17446085
le edgy boy, you forgot to tip your fedora
>>17446285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
>>17449028
>>17449213
What are you saying, lad?
>>17449224
White people should all die
>>17449224
probably he's saying we're all, or that dude who wrote the note anyway, are products of our stupid society. there's one dude who did his suicide note via twitter higher up. that's us in a nutshell.
>>17446039
How is this paranormal? Fuck this thread to >>r9k you go
>>17449213
they look so happy
>>17449236
"he's" saying, sure...
>>17449235
true
>>17446079
More shit like that please
>>17446278
i can't read that shit
You cock suckers made me cry
>>17449028
He was in death what he was in life
>>17449412
>>17446039
Thank you op, after reading the terrible tragdys of these people i appreciate my comfy lifemore
this >>17446229 post is b8
>>17449238
Technically this board covers "creepy" so this may apply. Watch your language faggot.
>>17446039
>>17446039
Didnt some1 kill himself on /x/ discord voicechat (https://discord.gg/0k3oVnvCQfOo7cIi)? KEK that was so sad but funny
>>17446104
>succinct
Best
>>17446160
Damn...Children just have such a closed view of the world they don't understand things can change. Hope he didn't succeed.
>>17446278
>>17449331
'To' my friends
My world is 'done'
why wait?
>>17449949
get lost you fucking shill idiot
>>17449125
making a Kurt Cobain suicide joke is not edgy you fucking fag
>>17450036
My work is done
>>17449238
people leaving notes before they become ghosts,and ghosts are paranormal, so lick my asshole and then kindly kill yourself
>>17446056
-that date is my birthday
-i love that handwriting
And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
i love you guys in this thread
Work for a mid-sized PD down south. Suicides not uncommon. Whenever something goes down, officers share photographs on thumb drives like trading cards.
A case awhile back some dude ate his .45 over relationship problems. Put the muzzle to his forehead while wading in his backyard swimming pool.
The note he penned was pretty typical. He expressed love for his kid, and regret he fucked over his marriage. The thing I'll remember most is the last line:
"I always hated that fucking pool."
Made me chuckle.
>>17446284
too close to home
>>17450763
they all are :/
>>17446216
A favor indeed. I hate pot heads.
No picture but
>used to work overnight shifts at a hotel in melbourne
>doing first floor check of the night about 12:30 am
>pass by one of our suites, door is open
>ignore it, i don't really give a fuck
>2:30 am, go and do my second floor check
>door of the room is still open
>assume whoever's room it is has come back drunk and not closed the door as they've come in or whatever
>because it's a suite the door is quite big so I have to actually step into the room to close it
>room is dark but i see something out of the corner of my eye
>someone's hung themselves from the chandelier in the room
>call the duty manager and tell him to get his ass up here
>turn the light on while i'm waiting for him
>it was a woman
>empty bottles of alcohol all around the room
>the note on the table is just one page with the words "I'M SORRY" written over and over again the whole way down
>>17450850
F0okin Hell m8
If ya gonna off yaself at do it in the woods or some place quiet away from people cuz its so rude ya know!?
>>17449028
>visit a reality
>gateway like no other
death is the end. there is no "other reality". you make up these silly stories because it's easier than facing reality.
YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST. everything you know will stop. will have no thought, not drive, no ambition. you will have no memory. everything you are, ever were, could ever be, will simply turn to nothing. your experiences, gone in the instant of your demise.
NO PART OF YOU LIVES ON
we are nothing in death.
Long time back used to work in a shop that backed on to a multi-storey car park. I think we know where this is going already.
>8am start, empty bins from previous day, because close never gets done (lazy/home time).
>bins go out back of shop, as I'm emptying see something go past
> car park is about 20 levels
> I don't even think but just go look
> really regret looking, the guy kind of burst
> go in, ring the pigs, feel very sorry for anyone that has to deal with cleaning that up.
be today, have spinal injury, can't make it to any woodland/isolated areas :/
>>17450810
That was NOT his suicide note
Respect the Dr. And do actually research about his death not just browsing tumblr for stupid memes
>>17450810
He wrote this for an article for "hey rube"
The only thing found in his study close to a note was the single word 'counselor ' written on his typewriter
>>17450841
And pot heads hate you
>>17450877
I hate to go against the what you say when you say
>YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST
>NO PART OF YOU LIVES ON
Your body shall stay intact. And i hope you grow into a beautiful tree. Living decades and decades to come spreading your saplings through out the planet. Until one day a lumberjack comes along and cuts you down. In which now, he sells and produces paper with you and your new found sapling children. The paper company he sells your tree remains to prints books! Low and behold, they print you into [spoiler]bibles for everyone to read hate.[/spoiler] While I don't care about spirituality, and rather hopes it doesn't exist. I know even in death [spoiler]this ride never ends.[/spoiler]
>>17450841
Scared of a little weed?
>>17450956
My best friend committed suicide a few years ago. Sent me a message on Facebook saying "sorry dude" which was the only message he left for anybody.
Not much of a contribution but reading all this shit just depresses the everloving fuck out of me.
>>17452056
Well, no wonder he killed himself. What kind of horrible parents would name their child Timberly?
>>17452056
Noteworthy how "Mum" is capitalised whereas "dad" is written lower-case..
>>17452067
Why?
>>17452095
Shows how he had more respect for his mother than his father. Though suicide is still selfish...
>>17452101
lol nah m8 wanting to keep someone alive and suffering for YOUR sake because YOU want them to be around is selfish. Go suck a lemon
>>17450898
Not the other guy, but that is so clearly not a meme that you calling it that hurts.
>>17450956
I sure hope I don't become a tree. That'd be fuckin gay.
>>17450877
>"Energy can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it transforms from one form to another."
>>17446367
Provoking a shootout is the opposite of cowardly. What's cowardly is taking a handful of pills and then calling 911 because you don't want to die.
There is nothing wrong with cowardice. Cowardice is strength. Cowardice is safety. May we all be cowards when faced with awful decisions.
>>17452775
Bullshit, forcing someone else to do it because you're too chickenshit to do it yourself means you're a straight up coward
>>17452791
I disagree. That's your opinion, and probably the opinion shared by the officers who shot him. To be fair, everyone that a cop shoots is painted as a pathetic coward, whether or not they wanted to kill themselves. Your opinion incredibly reductionist and not helpful to anyone. You can't just call shitheads cowards. He was a wicked douche, but not a coward by any definition.
>>17452823
cow·ard
ˈkou(ə)rd/
noun
1. a person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things
He lacked the courage to kill himself, having someone else do it for him. He's the definition of a coward.
>>17453033
You're getting into paradox territory. How can a person who lacks the courage to kill themselves, yet has the courage to face off some police officers, be considered a coward? All he's doing is trading one dangerous or unpleasant thing for another equally dangerous and unpleasant thing.
>>17446069
>Implying that Kurt Cobain committed suicide
>Implying he wasn't killed by Courtney Love
>Be Satan.
>Suicide would lead to a number of Satan's choices: Void, Rewind, Resurrection, etc. Satan likes the Rewind.
>>17446075
Oj simpson is not dead though
>>17446100
lol sounds like something a gobment stooge would write when trying to cover up a murder.
>>17446115
Heathers
>>17446183
what a dipshit, he didnt know they wont let bob have more than one sheet.
>>17448036
nah man it robs you of your ambition and hapiness and surrounds you with people you would never be around without the weed. Also can make you only be able to remember things for about a week if you smoke long enough. I feel this one. I dont even smoke pot anymore and its permanently fucked me for life.
>>17448036
>I know what it feels like to have that sort of relationship with marijuana and to have those feelings.
what do you mean?
>>17452527
Marcus Aurelius?
>>17454643
Still was a suicide note
>>17452527
Yea, you rot down into worms food and put the nutrients back into the soil that you took
The matter that is you is broken down and transformed into something else
>>17446083
I can barely read that shit
>>17446104
>I'm done
If I stumbled across that suicide note in real life, I'd probably mutilate the body out of anger and distain. I mean seriously, 'I'm done.' does anyone else not see a problem with that? How original. Well done. Have a round of applause. No shit you're 'done', you've fucking killed yourself you worthless, pretentious swine. This is pretentiousness at it's absolute stretched thin limit, the way it is calmly handwritten with a limp hand. The initials in block capitals rather than their full name, what are you a fucking artist?- I mean do they not care about the aesthetics of their very last expression to the rest of the world, to actually put some thought into it? This whole note just reeks of pretenciousness and presumptioness like they think they're better than the me YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.
I am really getting tired of critiquing these poor, poor suicide notes we are seeing in more recent times. I mean seriously, teenagers of America, for god's sake learn some fucking cursive.
>>17446079
This looks like my handwriting.
Am I dead?
>>17455631
Might wanna have someone take a look on your inferiority complex my man.
>>17455631
If I stumbled across that suicide note in real life, I'd probably fug the body out of angst and PMS rage. I mean seriously, 'I'm done.' does anyone else not see a problem with that? How original. Well done. [Medium Rare?] Have a round of applause. [Not 9mm?]No shit you're 'done', you've fucking noscoped yourself you noranked, pretentious memer. This is memery at it's absolute stretched wide limit, the way it is gently written with a limp dick. The initials in block capitals rather than their full name, what are you a fucking-artist? I mean do they not care about the A E S T H E T I C S of their very last youtube react video to the rest of the world, to actually put some thought into it? This whole copypasta just reeks of pretenciousness and presumptioness like they think they're better than the me YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. I am really getting erect critiquing these rich, creamy suicide notes we are seeing in more recent times. I mean seriously, tumblr and deviant art users of America, for god's sake learn some fucking linkin park.
>>17455631
Pretentious
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed.
"I'm done"
least pretentious note there, no blame/accusations, no "it's all too much" blah blah, no "this world just doesn't understand me".
>>17455631
Calm down, Freud.
>>17455631
I think he was done with people like you.
>>17447163
God damn you are retarded. Please never come back to 4chan.
>>17448389
I think it's from a joke article to be honest.
Read through three, I can't fucking take it anymore
>>17457712
>Read through three, I can't fucking take it anymore
I just got done reading this one. Quite sad.
>>17446056
theres a fucking cipher in it
>>17446110
cipher here too
>lost 3 close friends to suicide
>thought I could get through easily
>bawling halfway down thread
I'm a pussy, aren't I.
>>17446061
>dissapoint
The ultimate disappointment.
>>17455631
Pic of your handwriting, please.
>>17446179
so this is the note of the mother who shot her son in the back of the head and then topped herself right afterward at a shooting range.
>>17446216
This hit me hard because today was actually the day I decided to quit.
>>17446096
>I just want something I can never have -
>Trent Reznor NIN 4EVER
>>17446256
This hit deep... Holy shit.
>>17446277
>>17446283
It's sad when they think they can go to heaven after committing suicide. These people need to understand what they are getting into.
>>17446039
I once wrote a suicide note. The final time I attempted to kill myself. It said:
>I tried my best every day and no one cared
>Maybe they will now
Tried cutting my wrists in the parking lot of the shitbag store I worked at, but a random car honked it's horn somewhere behind me, I jumped and cut the side of my hand instead. After that, I kind of came to my senses and just went back to work with a bloody hand.
It's funny, because all 5 or 6 times I tried, something always saved me. Actually, there was one more after the parking lot thing. I had planned on getting drunk, sitting on the edge of a quarry and shooting myself in the head with a shotgun so that my body would fall into the quarry.
I planned out a time and date and everything, and one fucking week before I did it I met a woman. She was what saved me the last time. She is what saved me permanently.
Now I'm a father and my future is looking bright.
I'm probably just stupid and or insane (I'm thinking AND), but to me this proves that fate (or god or whatever the fuck you like to call it) is a real thing. And IMO, people who commit suicide are just not able to see it.
So to anyone out there thinking of doing something drastic, just hang in there. You may not get the life you want, but you'll always have a chance to turn things around.You'll always have a chance to be happy. So don't do it.
>inb4: edgy asslords talking shit to feel like big men
IDGAF about you losers. I'm happy with my life. Can you say the same thing?
>>17458715
Naw, it just shows that it's very hard to so totally lose the will to live that you'll actually go through with it when it comes down to the final act.
This was by a guy I went to high school with
>>17451880
sending positive thoughts your way.
>>17458527
cipher? as in a decoder? enhance please
>>17458715
You know, in most suicide cases, making the suicide itself a little bit more difficult can prevent the death altogether. There are bridges that installed railings just to make jumping off of them a bit harder, and they usually have a massive decreasing of suicides. Guns work the same as well, having a gun in the house raises the chance of suicide by a big margin, since all you have to do is press a button and it's over, no time for regrets.
The point is, our will to live is a remarkable thing, and I'm happy that you managed to survive this, anon. Other people might have continued on with their self destruction. I don't think this was divine providence or anything like that, just a testament to how humans can deal with a lot of shit and still come out on top.
>>17446238
...childish gambino (Donald glover) wrote these and put them on Instagram, not a suicide note.
>>17446211
>>17446215
Why are liberals so edgy?
>>17446039
bump
>>17453033
>>17453033
you're literally a dumbass
>>17450877
Blue pilled faggot. I recommend you to read about the "eternal return".
>>17455631
>so angsty that he thinks someone that he never met killing themselves is an insult
this better be bait
>>17460665
Did they trigger you?
>>17463352
Be quiet faggot.
>>17454755
My father had smoked pot nearly every day since his 20's. He'll still call me up to go fishing, or find a vehicle for us to fix. Classic hobbyist. Builds cabins, guitars and is always on the go. So, yeah, robs you of your drive? He quit smoking cigarettes and pot a few years back as a support system for my mom, whose drinking was out of hand. The man hardly skipped a beat.
>>17463430
Not him but drugs have different effects on people. I can see and probably agree with what he meant by loss of ambition being someone who has been smoking for almost 10 years now.
I'm planning to quit because I find it has affected my mental health but it's just so hard to stop completely when the ones closest to you in your social circle still do it and it's the only reason why you get together.
>>17463430
Not him but it definitely does have an negative effect on my drive, that's why I only smoke after a stressfull night at work. I work 12 hour graveyard shifts so it's very nice to relax after
>>17447111
He was good guy i feel sorry for him. I remember his suicide note was bigger tho. Or maybe it was his lasto words before he jumped
