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Select a number between 1 and 4 and I'll do your readings. Birth month would also help.
> card 3
> August
> should I move in to my friend's house and leave behind my abusive parents?
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>>17443257
I see heart 6 saying you're very tenacious. Very loving. Your past card is the queen of Diamonds, Perhaps your family has been supporting you financially? What I see in your future however is the 2 of hearts. That means true love is coming. The two ways to get to it though... There is the the 2 of diamonds, staying with your family and being less, or the 7 of clubs and waging war and moving out on your own.
As a Leo, to another Leo, I suggest you take the opportunity to find new hunting grounds. Augustus Octavius Caesar would not be caught dead in the house of abusive parents. August, Octo, 8th month 7 of clubs, 1 step further and it's you. Go on child.
4
june
dis gon b gud
>>17443251
3
July.
Thanks in advance.
>>17443273
Thank you for your reading! But I'm actually a Virgo and was born in late August! ;D
>>17443276
You have a battle hardened spirit? Very very tired of fighting the same old battles, 8 of clubs, infinite war. Your past was well payed for. 4 of diamonds. However... You are one lucky bastard. You have the 7 and 9 of Hearts as your paths, and your ultimate journey leads you to a 3 of hearts, perhaps a lovers triangle?
2
May
Many thanks, friend.
>>17443292
And yes, my parents support me financially, which is why I'm scared to move out...
>>17443295
Damn straight anon. You're good. Looking forward to that triangle. Gracias.
>>17443292
No problem
>>17443283
Joker... Hmm... It seems to be that your past was the 10 of hearts, a loving family... your future however is the 5 of hearts... You are the Joker........ The two paths you can cross are the Jack of Spades, hide away... or the upside down Ace of Hearts... Trying to console someone and they won't like it.... I hate to say it but you may have a loved one die in the near future, Joker... I'm sorry.
>>17443312
Don't thank me, thank Odin.
>>17443300
It will be hard, but you can always use guilt and intimidation as your advantage. Don't discourage the old ways. Remember you are a King of the World.
>>17443251
Why the fuck not?
3
July
2
August 23
Cool beans.
2
April
Hello :D
>>17443251
3
September
>>17443330
interesting, picked 3, 6th month...and your past is the 6th of clubs... Hmm... Many fights and arguments were in your past but now you're hiding from them (5 of Spades) There is two paths you can go on, Either that of the Joker, take it easy, or that of the Jack of Spades and remain hiding. Either way, your future is the four of hearts, a loving family awaits you.
![[005220].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KLXPw4g.jpg "[005220].jpg")
>Aug
>card 4
>>17443316
>Trying to console someone and they won't like it
should I stay away and let them be then?
> a loved one
oh my god. T.T
>>17443251
2
june
will i find love soon?
3
June
>>17443251
3.
February.
Thank you.
>>17443333
A lot of turmoil and strife was in your life, and you're trying to hide it away. There's two paths you can go on, One of hiding a bit less, and one of fight alot more. Either way they bring you to wealth.
>>17443251
3
February
Thanks in advance
>>17443337
You come from a loving family (10 of hearts) but have been hiding from the public for a while (3 of spades) Don't worry, soon you'll have someone to call your own. There will be two parties, a Joker and a rich King. But your future points towards wealth.
3
April
Thanks in advance
>>17443251
3 may
>>17443338
All I see is that you have to decide between a lover or abandoning them, but either way it doesn't end out good.
>>17443384
Thanks too
>>17443346
That's funnily accurate
I'll stay hidden in my secrecy tho
Thanks!
>>17443386
Thank you kind anon
>>17443348
A rather poor upbringing you had, lots of fights but what is important is this question: Do you seek money or love? The future says two of diamonds, two greedy people. You can choose the path of the queen of diamonds, and go with her greedy ways, or you can go with the 6 of hearts and learn how to love everyone.
>>17443356
You have love always with the wilderness around ye. Ye only should go out and seek it. I dare not even give you a reading. You should be one of my kind, a druid. Go learn your instruments and healing ways. The Forrest has loved you all along.
>>17443357
You had a fairly nice childhood. Not the best, not the worst. Middle class. You're currently dealing with the normal tribulations of everyday life. You can either Fight (8 of clubs) or hide like a coward. (King of Spades) Only one will bring you to your just desserts a mighty force. You'll have much power if you keep on keeping on.
2
January
Thank you kindly.
>>17443407
i think you gotta be a little more direct.
i dont like the wilderness at all, there is heat, dirt, mosquitos,ants, other bugs, humidity.
its full of unpleasurable things.
i dont feel like a drud nor i think i would want to be one.
And i dont feel love from the wilderness.
>>17443359
>>17443365
Aiiiieeee! The two fish! Look at you two.
2 of clubs means you two should fight for one another, that being said if you are the same person then you should look into Alchemy, the 7 steps did me wonders. Calcination is the hardest. Wealth is in your future if you go with love, Love like your past.
>>17443402
greed.
thanks for the reading, pretty vague, but accurate
>card 4
>April
thank you
4
November
>>17443420
Fine, if you wish for me to do your cards, I shall.
Your past is the jack of clubs, that means you are the young arrogant prince that tries to fight but ultimately you're left with 3 clubs, which means you cared little about the topics. Your destiny lies with a lot more fighting or a lot more wealth. The paths are the ace of clubs, which I advise against friend, or the five of diamonds which will bring you to the 8 of diamonds, which could build a mighty kingdom.
>>17443251
4
December
2
August
Thanks bud!
>>17443251
3.14159265359
July
>>17443436
i was not trying to force you to do the reading, i was being honest with the nature thing.
why do you advise against the ace of clubs?
it seems positive.
Also i find it weird that the five of diamonds leads to wealth.
do i need to subject myself to it?
>>17443251
March 3
>>17443383
Ooooooh.... Someone quite fancy? I see the ace of hearts which means your family must of loved the snot out of you, and good on them. Ace of Diamonds in your present, means you're being successful and doing your dreams? You'll go on to stop conflicts between people. Either through love or through gentle kindness.
>>17443458
Can I do other people for example ask my friend a number and then tell you the number and month myself is that ok?
>>17443412
Thank you for the reading anon.
I would very much like to fight it, but sometimes I feel as if I don't have the strength.
...then again I have a horrible habit of second guessing myself. I just don't know anymore
>>17443455
Nay, the five of diamonds leads into the 8 of diamonds which amounts to a jack of Diamonds for you my friend.
Also I ask that you all give me a little bit of a break for a sec. I need to drink some water and take a pee.
How did I do so far? First time trying it with a regular deck, I have tarot as well. I also have runes and other divination items.
Email me at [email protected] for more questions, if you wish. I'll be back in a few.
>>17443251
4/September
Should I be looking for a lover right now? Also, will dropping my extra 25 pounds be easy or will I struggle to get there?
>>17443467
The strength is inside of you!
You are the belly that odin screams from.
The earth shouts to wind, and the wind stabs to water and the water plunges fire and the ash turns to earth.
>>17443251
July
card 3
>>17443447
I bet I can recite more digits than you
>>17443472
>>17443473
My bad, didn't see before I posted. Also here is a pic if that also helps.
>>17443472
are you equating the playing cards its rider waite equivalents?
the 5 of diamonds its a card of poverty
what path would this be?
>Tip: pls explain the meaning of the cards
3
November
Thank you very much
>>17443482
I am equating the cards to what the muse gives me. As my mother taught me a long time ago, sometimes the cards aren't written in stone, that's why they're made of paper you know?
In my head, the visions that fly,
Was that you would easily get by.
2 November
>>17443475
U-understood!
>>17443490
well then its even more important to explain whta the cards means.
if you say "take the 5 of diamonds" and you are using your own meanings then the whole read is wasted.
The querent has no idea what you meant.
2
July
Do I have a chance with that girl that always saw me as a friend?
>>17443499
Aye, I meant follow the path that seems to lead you to wealth.
NUMBER 3
BIRTH DATE 1978 JANUARY 23
I'm sorry folks, the crowd is too large now. If you send me an email I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you are interested in divination or druidism, bardism or what have you, feel free to contact me again.
[email protected]
>>17443473
Fuck. I'm sorry. I have one more question that's pretty important to me. I suspect my ex is a narcissist and using me for narcissistic supply. Should I cut off all contact with her?
>>17443502
And the ace of clubs?
>>17443251
4 march
>>17443513
Alright
From what I got it seems like it was a perfect love, and it got to a climax, and the future is looking like two people fighting. I'd suggest that you ween her off of you or at least be frank.
>>17443251
3. january. how should i proceed with my gf
>>17443501
pls op
3, January
I always get in on these too late. Literally never found one as it was starting. Maybe I'm one of the fateless. *tips fedora*
3.14
June
Will things work out with him?
1
06/06
I would love to know if my health will improve any time soon
2
December
Now that the Children are all asleep.
I shall let my minions creep.
I use them to divine.
Ask me questions, worth my time.
I shall be doing divination with spirits and elements now.
Also I will be doing blessings and curse removals.
For the divination, I need the meaning of your last name, and the year you were born.
For the blessing I need a childhood secret that will be kept here between us.
>>17443702
My last name means "pilgrim who goes to Rome". I was born in 1983.
>>17443702
My last name is a corruption of "Smith," which of course relates to all manner of metalwork.
>>17443715
Oh, and the birth year is 1993
1
september
>>17443702
My surname is so rare it has no meaning on any site I look at. It's from sicily. 1996.
For a blessing and such, when I was younger, I would secretly hope for my mom and step-father to get divorced. When it happened, I was secretly overjoyed, and never told anyone.
>>17443710
It's a calling you, me friend. Callin' ya and challenging ya, yer going to be able to choose your future, it'll lead ya ta being able to guile and talk, silver tongued devil ye'll be. Aye, and you'll use that gift for the betterment harmony and enlightenment of all our kin.
Good luck to you, destiny be a cullin'
>>17443749
Oddly accurate. Thanks.
>>17443719
Aye, Smythey, ironforged.
Hard as the bones I use to divine.
Ye're a strong one. Tenacious. Going to be able to handle it all a peacemaker for the good of the kin. In the future, I see something coming, but don't you worry, stay on yer path and you will be able to defend the just.
>>17443727
Aye. The deed has been done. There ain't nothing I can do without the meanin' but the blessing is there. All the bad has been removed. I sacrificed for ye, to Odin, so he could free you from Loki's way.
>>17443756
Thank you, kind diviner.
>>17443702
My last name means one who works at or lives by a mill or grain processing plant. Born in 1994
>>17443771
>>17443754
Tis' my obligation.
3 may
>>17443782
You shall be given the freedom to see something that was hidden to you. A secret. Be wary, it may not be a good one. Perhaps if you act now, you can stop the conspirators.
Tis the time I shall go. Thank you all for letting me practice the old ways on ye. May you all be in peace and may peace be brought forward to ye.
>>17443251
4 and May
4. March. Will my life have a happy ending?
3, February. Thanks in advance m80.
>>17443251
4
July
Card 2
July
Here goes nothing
>>17443251
2 November
4, july
will my family have good luck the next powerball/lottery?
4, August.
Sounds interesting.
2
September
3, April
4 november
3
January
>>17443251
1, April
>>17443251
Card 3
13rd february
>>17443251
4
april
>>17444417
thank you
and 1994
4. November
3
May 30
Thanks
>>17443251
4
april
June, 2
op is kill
4, may
Card 3
September
Will Tufts University accept me?
>>17443251
I asked for one yesterday and i would understand if you'd skip me but i felt like getting another one
The mighty 3
End of July
2 January
>>17443251
3
May
>>17443251
3, July
>>17443251
>1
>September
2
July
>>17443251
I'm choosing 1
September
Number 3
June
Thanks
OP left.
>>17444985
Kinda rough past(4 clubs), your present is pretty cushy(9 diamonds), but I wouldn't get used to it... The future says you'll lose wealth(4 diamonds). There are two paths for you now, you can either start spending all your money(8 of diamonds, perhaps investing) or you can hide it all away. (8 of spades, burial service.)
Quite a special guy here too, you have a symetrical layout.
8
4 9 4
8
>>17445242
Not so fast hot buns.
I am here.
Okay fellows, I did enough divination from the cards, bones, and spirits.
Let's do some palm reading. Take a pic of your dominate hand and I'll tell you your fortune.
![hand-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bo44MZU.jpg "hand-7[1].jpg")
Palm Reading Now
send in a pic of your palm and I can tell you a lot about your future.
First july 1994 nuber 3
First july 1994 nuber 3 o i forgot, gracias thank you
>>17445301
Aye, you'll live a long life, will keep your memories, a loving time ahead and ye might get some money. Wish I was you.
Nov
>>17445317
Ye got a lot of heart and a lot of smart,
ye also got good health,
Not too much excitement,
However whatever does happen, you will have a fair chance at succeeding.
Thank you
>>17445327
Hey hey hey hey you may be seeing an improvement in the love life, baybay!!! You got the fate that tells me someone is going to fall head over heels with you soon. Marriage me boyos.
Ye're very clever, very healthy, success is a coming.
>>17445271
are you sure you won't do anymore readings with the cards? ;_;
>>17445281
I'm done, go ahead
>>17445344
Hmmm... I tell you what.
For you, I'll do the runes.
Just give me a moment and I'll get em out, they're outside.
:) Thankyou
>>17445260
Damn, thanks!
>>17445345
I'm down*
>>17445348
thank you! i don't know if you need whatever but i chose the number 2. i was born in february
>>17445345
Long life, smart, romantic issues are going to be subpar, minor success, not very much wealth. Sorry
>>17445281
ayy
Card 4
Aug
Thanks in advance
>>17443251
>number
2
>month
june
i just want general reading whatever comes in your mind, thanks in advance
>>17443251
4.
January.
>>17445363
From a very stern and just background you came,
Now your more of a home body, family is the important part.
Your goals shall be completed soon.
>>17445366
>>>17445345 #
>Long life
I've had somebody telle me that once from reading my life line
>smart
Took me a fucking long while to accept it
>romantic issues are going to be subpar
Hahahahaha, i've had my fair share of people "secretly" setting me up with cunts and have her try to "control" and "manipulate" me. For too much reasons, i'll never ever mate again with any chicks. I'm far beyond this bullshit gimmick and have understood deeply what love is in essence. It starts from within and is a driving force
>minor success, not very much wealth. Sorry
Don't be sorry, i know i'm not destined to be successful in the "popular" opinion. I'm constantly working to better myself as whole so i don't need anybody to validate me as i damn know where i'm going
Thanks alot for your time and energy! I wish you success!
>>17445371
Health and love and smarts, but you may be lacking success and wealth. Not bad, in my opinion.
Also get some lotion.
>>17443251
6
January
Should I continue going through with this move? Also should i commute to my current job and/or where should i look for new employment?
>>17445399
thanks op, very interesting.
>your goals shall be completed spoon
a little spooky but nice to know. thanks :3
>>17445406
You are a great person, may you see honor and victory. I'll do a sacrifice to the Geld Gods for ye, and who knows, may you find your chalice to rest your blade in.
>>17445387
opie u missed me pls help
>>17445423
Fuck yeah breh! Much love!
:D
4
July
2
November
( my birthday)
>>17445419
For this, I'll have to use astrology.
So I need yer birth city, yer home city, time zone, birth month, birth year, birth day, hour, minutes would help to make it clearer.
>>17445424
senpai why you intentionally go past through me, have you seen something terrible about my future?
>>17445438
Thanks, friend.
In order that you asked:
Ashland, KY. Asheville, NC. Eastern. January, 1989, 26, and I believe around 8:30 AM although not sure. Could have been in between there and 6:30 AM.
>>17445424
Yer in for a long long long journey, but as long as you stay faithful and loyal, you'll be good.
>>17445447
Sorry to break it to you anon, but...
YOU DIE IN THE FUTURE
October 10th
Card 3
Do eet pls
>>17445449
hey i have an aunt living in ashland. it's a nice town.
>>17445447
sorry mate, had a rush of energy going through me. Didn't mean to skip ya. Email me at [email protected] I have some texts I'll give you for a make up.
>>17445450
thanks
>>17445454
thanks also
>>17445456
Cool! Yeah, it's always fun to go back and visit the family. I enjoyed the small town life when I was young there for sure.
>>17445412
Aha, I don't mind lacking in success and wealth, but love is something very lacking in my life.
>>17445457
no m8 thanks, don't bother
>>17445412
>>17445469
Oh, and thanks for the reading!
Dunno if you're still doing these Tris but:
>4
> December
Thanks in advanced.
3
March
3
April
Should i stay in my current job?
>4
>July
What job should i pursue?
>>17445419
Head home.
The market calls for people who can solve disputes. Learn oratory and rhetoric.
I did a lot, I mean a lot of math for this.
You definitely need to pursue some sort of law, or oratory, mediator, therapist, that is the job for you.
Near your childhood home is where you NEED to be.
1, november.
Thank you in advance, I love the fact that you use the french deck for reading.
>>17445529
You weren't very rich, weren't very poor, now you hide away and barely leave the house. You can choose between a job opportunity or you can keep fighting it, but ultimately it looks like you'll just be searching your entire life for the things you want.
card 1
July
I want to know if I'm damaged. if that's too weird or off-putting to answer, instead: am I where I should be?
>>17445521
You were perhaps a shut in in the past, but now you're starting to warm up to people and the world. My friend you are chosen very lucky today, Odin smiles upon ye, you are chosen to pursue War! Join whatever military you can, but you are destined for Walhalla
I tell you what guys, I have a little chat room, it's just a shitty chat room on a free website krutchestv.com I used to have my own little ghetto UHF station there, but I'll do all the divination stuff there since you all like it so much. Didn't know how much a druid was needed in these times.
>>17443251
>3
>July
>should I keep an eye on my loved ones more? I see friends with existential and financial problems and so on.
>>17443251
>3
june
>>17445559
I dont think i can be a soldier, im kind of like a coward but i turned into one because of my past also i am kinda weak and barely know self defence do you really think i can do it?
>>17445584
Thanks for the reading by the way
>>17445584
They don't call it basic training for nothing.
They won't let you out of training before you are a hard ass.
You are born to be a warrior!
Walhalla and the Aesgir call you.
>>17445548
you mean fighting against the job? Overall Its surprisingly accurate man. You rock.
You will have to come and chat on my realm for divinations for now. I want to try to build up a community of the old ways, so feel free to join me.
Krutchestv.com
>>17445597
Fighting against getting out and making more of yourself, Scald.
>>17445528
Thanks for all the effort you put into it. I appreciate the advice!
Card 2
December 15
4
March 20th
1
March, Aries
Card #1
December
Thank you so much in advance.
Yeeeeeeahhhhh.
That chat HTML sucks.
Give me a bit guys, I'll set up a site you guys can contact me on if you want.
Card 2
June 18th
Ayyyyye. Wife came home, have to do some errands. I appreciate you all for letting me do my work. I'll be back sometime.
>>17444960
Hey OP can you please do mine?
>>17443251
2
October
name is Felipe if that helps.
please read mine, I'm in a really weird moment of my life.
>>17443251
2+1 (the three key is busted on my keyboard) Oct. 5
>>17443251
4
July 24th
I'm a brunette and have brown eyes. I'm worried about my brother.
>>17443251
Card 3
January
Should I move to Tennessee?
>>17443251
card 3
march
if i try would i get in im still unsure about that 3% chance
if it helps my name is alberto
>>17446203
why didn't you just type "three" in the first place then? lol.
>>17446254
fair
Card 3
september
2
january
1/12
>>17443251
>card 2
>2/2/89
Thankyou
Card 1, June
Will I make it as a Programmer or should I stick to my debt ridden family business? Also will I marry the girl I love?
Is OP dead? Are we kill
>>17449174
op stopped posting hours ago >>17445712
