The Homunculus
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Recently you might have heard about The Homunculus, a name given to an "organism" that developed from a chicken egg that was fertilized by a human sperm. I decided to conduct my own experiment but before I actually inject my own cum into a chicken eggs we must check the most important thing that will define the success of my experiment. I need a to confirm that the egg can be fertilized EXTERNALLY by ROOSTER cum just as in the homunculus experiment. I need confirmed videos, if you know some links or willing to try that for me I would highly appreciate you.
Here are the original videos of wtf I am talking about :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>17437652
All right, e-fucking-nough already. We've had two threads about this now, it's over, it's done. It's fake, a decent fake, but still fake. No sense in people further arguing like tards back and forth over this.
>>17437652
>a chicken egg that was fertilized by a human sperm
Nope, can't happen. Two completely unrelated species.
>egg can be fertilized EXTERNALLY by ROOSTER cum
Nope, can't happen. The 'egg' that a chicken finally lays is entirely different to the initial egg cell that requires the fertilisation.
Let's let this stupidity die now.
>>17437674
Any proof to the second statement?
Also I agree that those species are unrelatable but it still worth the try. Mules are confirmation for this (Horse got 64 chromosomes and Donkey 62, so the chromosomal count doesnt matter that much in this case)
>>17437652
my fucking god the two threads are right next to eachother.
use the fucking catalog first you flaming fucking faggot
>>17437652
THE OTHER THREAD IS STILL UP you fucking morons. >>17433123
>>17437706
>>17437711
Did you even read the content of my thread? I am basically asking for confirmation that Chicken egg can be fertilized externally.
>>17437715
That's still no excuse to make a duplicate thread, dumbass. Post in the original. Or better yet, don't post at all, you're too stupid to live.
>>17437715
Kill yourself senpai
>>17437728
Learn to sage, idiot, don't give him a bump.
>>17437730
Fuck you too
also BUMP
>Everybody in this thread
>>17437700
>Mules are confirmation for this (Horse got 64 chromosomes and Donkey 62, so the chromosomal count doesnt matter that much in this case)
I think the first step in confirming this homonculus thing is for you to fuck a live chicken.
>>17437652
LE EPIX HOMUNCULUS MEME
>>17437652
Blyyyaaadddddtttt
>>17437652
Listen OP, don't be put off by these naysayers and shills.
Do the experiment and prove to yourself and hopefully /x/ that it works.
Also do about 6 eggs at once rather than just one as the success rate obviously isn't 100%.
The creator of the video just wrote that he is making a new specimen and we will see them april 10th. Cant wait
>>17437914
The more trolls on a board, the lower the average IQ
>>17437914
>>17437914
If you believe the average IQ on any board is 147 I have some bad news for you.
>>17437914
>Literature
>Smart
>All they do is talk about books
>At least /x/, /b/, and /pol/ discuss serious topics and have smart people
>"Hurr lets just summarize all the YLYL and furry threads as the dumb boards XDDD"
>>17438010
>implying lit talks about books
>>17438010
whoa there buddy my iq is around 150 and i fap to male foxes, thats got nothing to do with being smart
>>17437914
why is sp so high
>>17437980
Dem you helped to lower it <-<
>>17437700
>Any proof to the second statement?
Look up chicken egg development. You cannot fertilise an egg after it is laid because, by that point, it's an entirely different thing to the original cell.
>Also I agree that those species are unrelatable but it still worth the try. Mules are confirmation for this (Horse got 64 chromosomes and Donkey 62, so the chromosomal count doesnt matter that much in this case)
You're massively confusing genetics, here. Classification goes like this (the lower the group, the more connected):
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
Donkeys and horses are part of the same genus (Equus).
But humans aren't even part of the same class as chickens. They cannot interbreed. You'd have as much success crossbreeding a tree with a dog.
Anon just put your sperm in the egg and see what happens
erhmagod
someone wait till xmas, when jizzus shows up, and post this when santa and his 20 2liter bottles. pic related.
get him to dump a hundred eggs and put them all someplace warm
or get him to refridge his sperm for a year and mix it with 200 eggs
with a big enough petry dish he could grow a 4chan sperm mutant (another one...)
holy shit
>>17440662
>You'd have as much success crossbreeding a tree with a dog.
>tfw you cant pet a treedog
>>17440662
This. I admire your curiosity and willingness to try things out and experiment for yourself, but nothing's gonna happen and that's that.
>>17440886
Imagine which class of fucking homunculi will grow out the sperm o a /b/tard.
>>17437652
>>17437652
Someone fucked a chicken?
>>17437652
hynrid joke is so old
>>17440909
>tfw you will never tell people 'his bite is worse than his bark'
we can grow human ears on rats. I'm sure there is a legit scientific way to grow a homunculus, but I doubt it's something you could do at home with an egg and a syringe of jizz. We need to get a genetic scientist in on this.
>>17437652
aren't eggs already fertilized...
>>17442122
No, you fucking dipshit. You probably think milk comes from a carton and beans come out of a can. Chicken eggs aren't fertilized unless there is a rooster present in order to mate, and in the case of grocery store eggs, there never is. Chickens lay eggs regardless of fertilization.
>>17442143
>hens lay their unfertilized eggs.
>tfw you've been eating chicken menstruation all this time.
>>17437914
>mfw IQ of 157.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=GQxkXwi3HDM
>>17437652
You're a homunculus.
You guys are arguing about the wrong implications.
The implication of homunculus is that the sperm itself grows into a creature in the enclosed environment, not that the sperm fertilizes the fucking chicken egg.
It's still probably fake on all levels, but at least get what you're arguing against right. Retards.
>>17437914
IQ of 128 boii
>>17437652
so the mods are gonna delete all the threads and leave this rotten egg bullshit up here for like 5 days straight
>>17437914
>no sources for these numbers, they're all literally made up
>people still post this
>>17441393
Top kek
UH, ALL THE HOMUNCULI, OR STONENIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE THE ISHVALANS SLAVES AGAIN!!!
>>17437914
>/pol/ is that low
Libtard detected.
>>17442862
>Post obvious bait in /pol/
>246 replies and 153 images omitted click here to view
>/pol/ is smart, fucking libtard.
Sadly, this is how anon's brain works.
>>17437652
TOP-10 most common mistakes made when creating homunculi.
1) The use of egg lay in the refrigerator.
The egg lay in the refrigerator half an hour is "dead", and is not suitable for creating homunculi.
2) The use of stale seed.
The seed that had lain in the open air for more than 10 minutes to dead, and is not suitable for creating homunculi.
3) Early discovery.
For
that appeared in egg embryo homunculus need at least 20
days, and that he was formed in the homunculus-40 days. Korney just very
very lucky.
4) Low temperature.
For incubation and the forming homunculus need temperatures above 40 gradusov.Esli lower the temperature, the homunculus will not.
5) Small seed-stock.
If you inject too little seed, the homunculus will not.
6) the fertilized egg.
If chicken cock trampling, and the egg is fertilized, the homunculus will not.
7) Store the egg.
95 percent of store-dead eggs. We must take the eggs or rural fairs.
8) Dirty penetration.
Some
the only ones using dirty needles when injecting seed, or else
bad closes the opening of the breakdown, thereby holding up the fatal
infection.
9) Chemicals.
Some use syringes that do not
time to dry after treatment with an alcohol or some other
chemical, and it kills the eggs and semen.
10) Air.
Violation of atmospheric balance can kill the embryo.
Need
stuffy, but should not be one hundred percent of its necessary tightness yaytsa.Ne
pack in canned food, but it is not necessary to keep the wind.
Kind of unrelated by still interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test
>>17442986
>You see, the kids listen to the rap music
>>17444324
Underrated.
>>17445062
>Bumping this shit thread
>>17442972
>weeaboing around shit posting
>thinks any board on 4chan is good
>tries to say one is worse
>while posting in the board with 17 Div thread
>>17437661
How about you prove that its fake you dumb shitposter.
>>17445145
It's not weeb tho. That's a french cartoon.
>>17437652
Anyone who can't surmise this is fake beyond belief really needs to go outside more often. Also that video of the Russian guy with the glob thing in his arm, anyone who has seen that and still thinks any of this is real needs to be culled for the good of humanity, or mature because they're gullible kids. That is all /x, stay skeptical, but not a gullible fool.
>>17445268
You can't fertilize chicken menstruation. You can't fertilize mentsruation. You can't cross-fertilize two animals extremely divergent like bird and a mammal. You can't jizz into a bird egg and make a mutant baby, if it was that easy it would be a well known fact. There you go, take your pick of reasons or screech shill/troll/whatever.
>>17437652
wow, sage
:^)
>>17440662
>Genus
>Species
These are the only two that matter, and they aren't greater or lesser versions of the same kind of group.
A genus is shared by all individuals descended from a single individual.
A species is shared by all individuals who can produce fertile offspring.
Disgusting. Artificial/humanmade life is not real. It's not made by God. It doesn't have a soul. It's a very grave sin
>>17441393
Nice one
>>17437652
>>17442972
God i love that anime bitch
spidey is cummin 4U
>>17445856
I don't smoke dope,
I don't drink bourbon
Yeah, I saw the video of the guy injecting into an ostrich egg.
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>>17446573
AND MY AXE!
>>17445901
I JUST WANT TO SHAKE MY TURBAN
>>17441111
surely.somebody did it somewhere.maybe somewhere else its happening right now.
>>17440886
Jizzus didn't cum this year :(
>>17441605
so much this
>>17445655
m'lady
>>17437936
Darn you for posting that thumbnail
This thread again
>>17445655
Cuck
>>17441605
>still believes in our sorry learned scientists
>>17437825
no, its not real because biology doesnt work that way. you can change biology that easily you dumb fucks. im so sick of this fucking retardation clogging up /x/.
>>17428963
>>17428982
Few reasons been pointed out why vid seems unlikely to be fake
>>17437652
This is making me cry
>>17437936
Fake as fuck. There's no way they compiled accurate data and if they did the sample size must have been tiny
>>17442972
/pol/ is the smartest with the highest IQ, you libtard.
>>17445536
yes real WEEBS are all /pol/acks. but some French cartoons are nice too.
>>17448688
*nice, too.
>>17445583
Ummm, all three of your statements are wrong. Want another shot at trying to seem smart?
This seems simple enough to do and /x/ already has weirdos willing to try and summon the succ so why not just try it and see if it's legit or not?
>>17445901
not sure why the fuck you'd think bumping the thread would disrupt anything lmao
good job wasting your time asspie
>>17445557
>You can't fertilize chicken menstruation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&bpctr=1457556755
Should actually watch the vid before you parrot other peoples opinions.
>>17449120
Kill yourself already.
>>17449120
My constructive post got deleted but they let some asshole spam spiderman images without getting deleted or banned?
Fuck you 4chen mods
>>17449439
What's wrong with spiderman?
He was the result of a human jizzing into a spider's egg....
>>17449439
my 4chan conspiracy is that satan moderates /x/ which is why this board is so full of occult/pagan/magic shilling and people telling you to take your meds
If humans can breed with niggers I wouldn't be surprised.
This is probably some kind of sea creature he put into the egg somehow though. Splicing can be done but it's much more difficult than jacking off on a chicken egg.
hmm ctrl+f Platypus... no results. It is interesting to me that platypus is a MAMMAL that lays EGGS.....
>>17451483
Hilarious and original.
>>17448637
Then leave you fucking shit
>>17452294
Libericuck detected.
Still much better video than the Ghostbusters trailer
>>17452433
AW HEALL NAW, DA DEVIL IS A LIYAH!?
BLYAT
>>17452411
I'm not a liberal you /pol/cuck.
>>17452843
I don't even pol. But you're a libericuck.
>>17452846
Is everyone with a different opinion a cuck?
>>17452855
>>17452846
>>17452843
>>17452411
>>17452294
>>17451483
newfags got shitpost somewhere else.
>>17452873
I'm gonna shitpost in a shit thread, mate, and there is shit you can do about it.
>>17445655
Go away.
>>17437652
Ok, I know it's more difficult to obtain one - but what about fertilizing a chimpanzee or bonobo egg with a human sperm? Surely we are closely enough related to do that? Could a man fuck a chimp and get offspring?
PS. I have no fucking idea about science, but you already knew that.
>>17448637
this is /x, not /bio. This experiment is about alchemy, not biology. You can't make a humunculus just by putting sperm into am egg.
>>17453989
>Could a man fuck a chimp and get offspring?
Offspring? No. HIV? Yes.
>>17453989
No they can't. You're more than welcome to buy a monkey and fuck it though.
>>17453989
There was actually a soviet scientist who was trying to do that in, like, the fifties or sixties, and anyway the short answer is that no, you can't.
>>17452177
>lays eggs
>has beak
>has webbed feet
its more like a warm blooded bird. people insist on labeling it mammal
>>17455197
Either way the point I was trying to make is I think these would work a little better than chicken eggs. Plus they are smaller probably take less time and the embryo might be easier to penetrate.
>>17454081
*SIV
>>17452855
Yes. You dont know this already cuck?
>>17453989
Chimps don't lay eggs you retard
>>17455197
the word mammal comes from the same root word as the word mammaries, wich a platypus has (titties in other words)
im fairly certain the definiton of a mammal is a animal wich breast feeds its young
>>17448688
actually /pol/ on average barley reach the triple digit mark
>>17455861
>retard detected
>>17455861
>>17455919
actually hes rigth they dont lay eggs
but hes still retarded since they still have eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
If this one works that guy is dead.
Can some one from /x/ try to this and post the progress as it goes on?
>>17448642
I'll give you a great reason it's fake. We have nothing but the vid author's own word that the egg at the end of the video is the same one he injects at the start. People get suspicious of a stage magician if the stage assistant's out of sight for more than a couple of seconds, and they don't even have the luxury of video editing.
I really hope some of the people buying into this are the same idiots that scream about the moon landings being faked. That would just be too hilarious.
>>17456017
The next video will be tomorrow!
if this doesnt work I dont know why you fags are trying so hard to prove it fakes. it doesnt affect you, so ignore it.
The fact that you shills continue to insist it doesnt work makes me question what really is truth.
>>17456155
Thanks for the info sempai.
>>17437652
OP IS a FAGGOT.
but this doesn't discredit the real genetic chimera experiments being done out there, by us to others, by others to us, by others to others. ETs and Humans, we fuck with genes of everything, were all lab rats of eachother.
>>17456457
We are lab rats of nature.
