Thoughts on this /x/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>Man injects his sperm into a Chicken Egg (With syringe) then keeps egg incubated for 10/40-Days
>Status:
>Creates some scary shit
Discuss/Thoughts
>>17428346
May or may not be real. I personally think it's real
>eggs and sperm are very similar in molecular structure
>when he hits it with a book, it bleeds.
This man created life.
Of course, I'm gullible af
This is being discussed in two other threads right now, dude.
(Follow up experiment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
(40 Day Incubation Time)-
>Disclaimer:
This experiment is better than the first one, however watching both is still recommended.
I will try it myself.
Worst thing I can get is a monster or a horrible smell in the house
>>17428375
Your mum is going to be so angry
>>17428382
She was already angry when I was jacking off in the table. God damnit mum, I'm doing science
>>17428399
It's not science if you're a faggot. Spare your mum, ya silly cunt
>>17428401
That's right, I'm an alchemist, not a scientist!
Are people this autistic that they really believe this does something? Do any of you cucks ever go outside or talk to real people? Nevermind OP's shit spelling. Experiment*
>>17428360
Holy fucking shit
This is probably the most horrific thing I've ever seen in this board
>>17428404
Still a faggot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>17428375
use an ostrich egg for better results
>>17428415
Use a human female egg, stop being a beta faggot and trying to make artificial life. Just because you've never touched a boob, that doesn't make you a fucking scientist
>>17428415
I don't want my son to be an australian, thanks
>Its fake
Ok possibly, but how did he get this shit into an egg?
>>17428427
lightly split/saw open, super glue back together, apply paint, textureize, sand down rough parts.
>>17428427
>>17428438
How did he get it to move, though, if it's fake? What is it, if he got past the dilemma of getting it in the egg?
>>17428427
Somewhat decent editing skills
>>17428447
lots of masking and hours of editing in after effects
>>17428447
True, In E-2 (Experiment 2) he uses his other hand to get it all out of the egg and such, also, I checked for frame skips or skipping hand-shadows in the video, and couldn't see anything. The audio is also normal as well with no clips of any kind.
This is indeed, spoopy
Sage
>>17428346
This is some classic /x/ content. Whether this is real or not I would take discussion like this any day over the bullshit succubus,skinwalker, divination RP shit we see here on a daily basis.
>>17428420
We already know it works with a human egg otherwise degenerates like you would have ever come to be
>>17428424
African, but that's still worse
Is anyone familiar with The Book of Aquarius? According to the author of that book you need the philosophers stone to create a homunculus, also called golem and takwin.
>>17428472
Sage? This is my first time posting this thread
>>17428477
I just saw it on /b/ and I thought it was spoopy, but the thread died pretty quick so I thought'd I post it here, you guys are pretty chill and discuss things better
>>17428479
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
Someone trying to repeat
>>17428360
>when he smashes it with a book
>the blood
Jesus fucking christ
This thread has my interest
>>17428528
Did he say he was going to incubate it? The shit wont work if you just leave the egg in the fucking open
>>17428528
Where is pt. 2, though.
>>17428360
Yah, those movements look pretty real, also, the blood when he smashes it, and the spit-stain on his clothing from the Homunculus thingy, idk m8, this might be legit
I remember a book being talked about here, something similar to "The Antichrist Handbook". It has info on making one of these things. Anyone know what i'm talking about?
>>17428560
I found it, called the Antichrist Training Manual. Just need to find the right section
>>17428360
What... the fuck.
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
>>17428626
this imaginary line at the edge of the stage is where the band ends
this man, he's not in the band
he is merely dressed like the band
Seems pretty straight up:
-Get an egg
-Inject sperm into Yolk
-Monster created
However, I feel like a higher chance of success would perhaps doing those steps, however:
-Get an egg
-Inject sperm
-Incubate for 6/15 days
-Have an actual hen they lay on it for the rest of the Incubation days
-Monster created but possibly has higher chance of staying alive/being more active
Thoughts on theory?
Everyone here sheltered fucks?
Go out on a farm ffs. See what chickens look like.
Looks like 5-6 days with a fungal infection from injecting the egg with his disgusting sperm.
>>17428648
It literally does not matter if the hen sits on it or not. Putting it in an incubator and wrapping it in a blanket does the same fucking thing. It's not like the hen does something special to the egg
>>17428657
>go to a farm
>illustrated chick-embryos pasted on plastic "eggs"
Why do you think you're bright?
>>17428659
Moisture and turning the eggs. That's why incubators are motorized and you have to add water to them periodically.
>>17428667
>L-Lemme move goalposts.
Fine
>>17428659
You're dealing with extremely uneducated people in this thread apparently.
>>17428682
You didn't mention why you think you're bright.
>>17428677
>humans don't/can't rotate eggs
>hens control humidity better than humans
The guy said incubators anyway.
>>17428682
I grew up in chicken capitol of the US. Personally, I think this creating life thing COULD be possible but I wouldn't go as far as using the term "humunculus." Also, >>17428659
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HEN AND THE INCUBATOR.
>>17428688
>Avoiding it
I never claimed to be bright. I've seen dogs before, therefore I know when someone points at one and claims it's a horse, they are full of shit. You don't have to be particularly intelligent.
>>17428477
>Whether this is real or not
it's not real. what is to discuss? it was a piece of entertainment created as an art project or something.
i mean even having to say "it's not real" makes me feel upset with myself for surrounding myself with the type of people who would have to be told.
So...whos to say this can't be applied beyond a chicken egg?
Its obvious that what hes doing is manipulating the creation of life in its most malleable state
This could probably be applied to larger eggs that would produce more significant results
dedicated /x/ fags this is your chance, find a Emu egg and commence an experiment and post results assuming your still alive after its born
>>17428714
>So...whos to say this can't be applied beyond a chicken egg?
Every biologist with a doctoral education in the entire world.
>>17428714
I'd probably have a fucking panic attack if I did that, I'd probably be in shock and throw up. I mean, thats technically my fucking kid, and I made it into a down syndrome human-turkey
Ya, 2edgy4me not doin that shit
>>17428659
>>17428677
>>17428682
>>17428692
Alright guys listen, this is why 6/15 incubator plan would work pretty well. Its because then Hen would be better at it, and it would turn out to be healthier overall. Im not no Chicken Scientist or anything, but doesnt the Hen fertilize it some aswell, so does that mean there would be a little more Chicken than Human when it finally hatches?
Mentally challenged thread is mentally challenged. You fucks aren't going to make it too far into life.
>>17428760
You're supposed to incubate homunculi in manure. iirc
>>17428760
tHIS IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN! YOU RETARDS ARE SO FUCKING THICK. ONCE THE EGG IS OUT OF THE HEN, THE HEN HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT. IT FOESNT MATTER IF THE HEN SITS ON IT OR IF IT'S PUT IN THE INCUBATOR. JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET AND I FREQUENT /B/
>>17428800
>russian youtuber tricks you into having a box full of heated horse manure in your home
im about to shit myself laughing at this concept
>>17428809
You don't have to heat it, the decomp reactions are exothermic, just gotta sterilise & seal the puncture properly & bery it rite deap in their.
>>17428809
that made me kek
>>17428806
>THE HEN HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT
You dumb fucker, what if you took the egg, did a machine-based incubation, THEN put the egg in with other naturally born eggs (Not part of the experiment) So technically, then the hen is fertilizing/naturally incubating it without it really caring? Now do you understand?
>>17428817
>hen is fertilizing
>hen
>fertilizing
Someone failed biology hard.
>>17428836
I never took Biology, my school didnt teach it, however, my mom has chickens, and I have to take basic care of them. So I know a little
>>17428823
No, what I am saying is, ok, who is the ones laying on the eggs after the egg has been born? Because we just need to take the chicken that lays on eggs, and put it on the egg that has been injected with Human sperm. Also, sense the Hen has no physical interaction with the egg after being laid, would it still have MENTAL interactions even if the hatchling if a Human-Turkey-Mutant?
>>17428856
>I never took Biology
>my school didnt teach it
what....biology is one of the basic subjects common to all schools
>>17428864
Turn off your fucking cruise control and stop spazzing out you spergburglar.
>>17428717
So they agree that human sperm should be able to create a homunculus from a chicken egg then?
Just not any other type of egg
>>17428866
He's probably from Hicktown, USA or homeschooled.
>>17428874
No. Not B does not equal A.
>>17428866
I grew up in poorfag school, so bad, they had to cancel the science class, they even got rid of art.
>>17428864
But how does the Hen not have any mental effects on the hatchling? I mean, if you Human-Turkey-Mutant was to be born into a world filled with its own chicken species, would it act like a chicken and follow its mother Hen? ESPECIALLY if the Hen is laying on the egg?
>>17428876
I am from hicktown usa and I took advanced calculus and japanese in high school. there is no school in the nation that does not teach biology.
>>17428360
Can't stop laughing at the sudden book slam
>>17428897
You should have taken an actually useful language, like Spanish or Mandarin, weeb.
>>17428360
BLYET
>>17428897
>Hicktown
Lol
>>17428898
No, ok, well what if you were to do something among the lines of letting the Turkey lay an egg, then when its off guard, you inject with your sperm. Then sense the Hen notices the egg has not been moved, it continues laying on it and doing a natural incubation process? Then would certain genetics from the Hen be carried over to the Turkey-Human-Hen-Mutant when it finally hatches?
>>17428913
okay you are literally just doing this to piss me off because no one can be this fucking retarded. I'm out. Peace. Enjoy your multi-species mutant
>>17428925
I'm not joking around dude, why wouldn't that work? The Hen would think its still a normal egg, but then when it hatches it will be taken into capturing by me, so whats the problem?
>>17428931
Are the yard wranglers all asleep? Are you up past your bed time? Do they even have internet in retard shelters? How does it feel to know your mum doesn't love you?
>>17428935
My mom loves me very much, she gives me +1 Big Boy points whenever I spell correctly and talk with others like this. What's your problem dude? Damn
>>17428447
The second one is clearly a string and someone above making the little head thing move.
What if it hatches and it's black?
>>17428931
It won't hatch, if the resulting organism is part-human, even if soul-less, it will be too weak to escape the egg.
>>17428940
You are asking stupid fucking questions about chickens. I gave you the answer. The hen has nothing to do with the egg once it pops out her uterus. Turkies are not involved at all here. You are intentionally making yourself sound stupid.
>Good thread on /x/
>Shills start arguments about hens and incubators and stupid conversations derailing the thread
>>17428949
No one's been bumping the thread with anything even remotely about the original thread content. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>17428949
/x/ - Animal Husbandry
Alright guys, I have bad news.. this is indeed..
Real.
There are no frame skips, and the audio has no clips or sudden changes. There are also no shadow skips by his hands as well, his hand is too shaky as well, that would be extremely difficult to edit. Also, look around the red box area, theirs no string, if there was you would probably see a shadow (Maybe) And plus, the spit on him and stuff, and the blood from him smashing it from the book?
Still think its fake? I'm pretty convinced that its real
>>17428963
Finally back on track
>>17428878
Oh I see so everything in this thread is a lie
Id love to see the research on human sperms interaction
>>17428963
Well, fuck, is anybody going to try and replicate this?
>>17428974
Literally everyone is gonna try this
>>17428963
Heres some more stuff to prove that it may in fact be real.
>How did he get something like that into an egg?
>The movement of the creature is so real
>It gets crushed and theirs blood, AND ORGANS
>The fucking thing spits on him and stains his cloths
A creature like that could possibly be crafted, but it just seems to difficult. The organs and blood and getting that thing into an egg and everything, just seems to unlikely. Anything else anyone wants to add?
>>17428360
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
That look fake as fuck
Literally claymation
>>17428986
>Creature had it's spit falling from its mouth while moving its head around
Are you sure anon? Also see:
>>17428982
>>17428963
AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE FUCKING CAPTCHAS
>>17428346
To be honest, I don't habeeb it.
If you were to fug a dog, or dog fug a woman, they wouldn't have deformed off-springs. Same thing with an egg, our chromosomes don't align to reproduce.
Still pretty cool idea for trolling.
What would happen if it was 80 days?
>>17428995
http://genetics.thetech.org/ask/ask225
See?
>>17428995
Ah, but it's not about cross-species breeding. Do you know what a homunculus even is? The egg is just a vessel. You could just as well keep it in a horse's womb, as the old alchemy manuals suggested.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
If this is real, it's possibly one of the most grotesque things I've ever seen.
I mean, sperm isn't compatible with egg yolk, right? You couldn't grow life by injecting sperm into an egg and letting it sit in cupboard for a few months, you'd just get a disgusting moldy mess. Right?
Honestly though, this is giving me the major creeps.
>>17429015
Let me walk you through baby steps.
If you want something to be formed, either a human baby (deformed) or animal (deformed) you need it's cells to multiply. Imagine it like a cancer, but instead it becomes a body with appendages.
For the cells to multiply, it needs the two sets of chromosomes, and obviously the entire system where it carries the amino acids. Without a proper multiplication system, there just wont be a body at all.
What you see in the video might be the genes of a chicken and rooster, but malformed by a fungus or disease. It has no human genes.
The closes thing a person could do is take the male sperm's chromosome, either X or Y and mix it with a woman's egg. Then take it to an incubator that SOMEHOW maintains the perfect condition to give it proteins and other stuff for it to become something.
>>17429002
Don't ask questions you do not want to know the answers to.
>>17429038
I know all this. I'm just defining terms. The video calls it a 'homunculus,' and I want to make sure everyone knows what a homunculus is, or what it's commonly meant to be.
>>17429012
>>17429015
You faggots are double stupid in the thread, don't even know fucking mythology like a good /x/phile and realize chimera and homunuculi are two different things.
Dipshits.
>>17429045
I can tell you what it really is, a fiction. If you want to make a human being just stick your dick in a vagina and cum inside.
"Popularized in sixteenth century alchemy and nineteenth century fiction."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
Alright I've got a question for Experiment 2, and 1 actually. Why does he take the Homunculus out of the egg early, what if he waited until it finally hatches? Instead of taking it our early and letting it die?
Also, if there is a properly fertilized Chicken egg, and say it goes 1 day into incubation. (A little chick will barely start to produce) Then, what if Human sperm is injected properly? Then what?
Which leads me to my second question. What if the egg is all fertilized and normal and everything, then half way through its time growing in the egg, Human DNA in injected into the the little chick in egg, instead of using human sperm as a mix?
Thoughts on everything I just said?
buncha 15 year old newfags bout to be caught by they moms asking for needles n shit to inject they two days worth of jacking off into a fuckin chicken egg
what happened /x/
>>17429104
>buncha
What are you, 16? Oh man you sure showed me "oldfag"
>>17428884
Where the fuck do you live where they cancel a fucking science class???? Especially one that covers some really basic shit.
>>17429112
Humboldt County CA, Big Lagoon, it was my Middle School, High School faggot now.
That school is so bad, it gives you like no work and it doesnt prepare you for highschool at all. I have all F's right now, that school fucked me over so bad
Holy fuck faggots, does any of you have any even basics knowledges in biology or genetics? Not possible that anything will happen
I didn't bother to read the thread because I am really lame, so please excuse if this has been explained already.
I inherited a shitty farm and I have a fuckton of asshole chickens (among other stupid crap). It's just a fucking fertilized egg and has fucking nothing to do with his sperm or incubation or anything the fuck else.
Source: Anyone who has had chickens (and a few asshole roosters who are assholes) knows.
Thank you.
>>17429124
Well, you should probably kill yourself.
And all you faggots saying "SPURM HAS NOTHIN DO WITH EGGY IT FAKE xD" then explain dis shit:
>>17428982
>>17428963
Lets get back on track here, this is /x/, not /b/
Alright guys
I really don't think you understand how chicken eggs work.
Or even how cell division works, apparently.
So, let's look at exactly what this russion semen demon actually did.
He had an egg.
We can infer this to be an egg that was pre-fertilized by a rooster.
And the reason that we can infer this is the following:
If you inject an unfertilized egg of one species with the fertilizing material of another, it won't work.
Nothing will happen, due to a disparity in chromosome count, and the conflicting information in the chromosomes that ARE similar.
If that information and number of chromosomes tells it to divide the same way and make the same parts and make the right type of cells (for instance, dogs have sufficiently similar DNA, despite the existence of different breeds), then division will continue beyond the initial egg+sperm touchy touchy.
Supposing that what we see in the video is real, then we absolutely know it to be true that within the egg, cell division was already happening.
Now, what does the injection of human semen mean in this case?
Absolutely nothing.
The egg had already been fertilized, so the introduction of semen would have no effect on the fertilization of the egg.
The only things that could possibly be introduced via that injection that could have an effect on the growth of the fetus were bacteria, viruses, or parasites.
Also keeping in mind the lack of proper conditions, I find it unlikely that any form of bird-like entity could survive and continue growing inside that egg.
We also see tendon and muscle like behavior (also bone structure in #1) indicative of not only survival beyond the initial stages of cell division (which I already find unlikely), but also the ability to have grown some sort of functioning musculo-vascular system, but also some ability to apply electrical signals to those systems, WHILE IN THE PRESENCE OF HARMFUL BACTERIA FOR AN ELONGATED PERIOD OF TIME.
(cont...)
>>17429128
Are you this stupid or are you pretending? I feel like /x/ feels too slow for you to get satisfaction from "lel pretending 2 be stupid rofl".
Goddamnit, /x/, I know you guys are retarded but this is absolutely godawful even for you.
>>17428986
You realize claymation is stop-motion, right? This isn't in stop-motion.
>>17429129
(cont...) So, supposing that all these ridiculously unlikely events transpired, TWICE mind you, then all this man did was condemn two innocent unborn creatures that could have lived lives into living short and painful existences floating in some gross russian perv's jizz.
>>17429129
TL;DR
Listen, another guy is doing a test (A separate youtuber) Maybe he is legit, and we will see some results. I think its real, I think it makes sense if a fertilized egg is injected with sperm, it would form into something. I dont see why not
>>17428346
Fake and impossible. Experiment for yourself. You will just have your own jizz inside an egg.
>>17428963
It's a partially incubated egg. What you're seeing is the chicken fetus and nothing more.
>>17429149
Fertilized eggs can't be fertilized twice. Wtf? Its already developing/dividing as soon as the sperm nucleus fuses with the egg nucleus. The new sperm isn't going to fuse with anything at this point.
>>17429149
>TL;DR
Yeah I think I see the problem
>I dont see why not
because it's biologically nonsense.
The egg was already fertilized with rooster sperm. Adding more sperm doesn't do jack shit.
A human female egg only takes one sperm, and then it's done (supposing two sperm don't enter at the same time but that's not relevant here).
Jizzing in her again after she's already pregnant doesn't make her more pregnant.
>ITT more than half of /x/ fails basic biology
This whole thread is just too much. You plebs are the greatest, and to the intelligent folk here I offer you my condolences.
Any reasonable people you should sage the shit out of this.
>>17428346
i left this place a couple years ago due to all the shitty roleplay ama threads.
I come back to this stupid shit.......
>>17429156
>>17429160
Well ok, but what if the egg is NOT fertilized? THEN the yolk is injected with Human sperm? Did you faggots not watch the videos?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
>>17429171
you dense mother...
>Did you faggots not watch the videos
DID YOU NOT READ MY FUCKING POST WHERE I EXPLAINED THIS VERY THING YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT?
Oh right,
IT WAS TOO FUCKING LONG.
JESUS CHRIST.
>If you inject an unfertilized egg of one species with the fertilizing material of another, it won't work.
Nothing will happen, due to a disparity in chromosome count, and the conflicting information in the chromosomes that ARE similar.
I fucking hate /x/
>>17429163
>Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
>>17429171
First off, the yolk is not the nucleus. Its the nutrition needed for the developing embryo to feed on since no umbilical cord is attached to it and its mother, therefore no nutrition is coming from the mother like how viviparous organisms do.
Second, it would never work. Species that are not closely related cannot trade gametes like that and expect something to come out of it.
And lastly, if you believe it so much, try it yourself. You will just have your own sperm inside a chicken egg at the end of the 10 day period.
>>17429185
I bet you failed alchemy.
>>17429182
>who you gonna believe, /x/ or actual science that can clone animals through surrogate mothers and not this human sperm in chicken egg bullshit
>>17429189
i never went to full metal alchemist graduate school
>>17429129
>>17429146
>condemn two innocent unborn creatures that could have lived lives
You sound like you'd be against abortion. kek
>>17429197
It's only expensive if you can't Pb into Au.
>>17429204
I would be Diene if i went there. Chemistry is king.
>>17429185
That's why the sperm should be injected into a non-fertilized egg, then thrown into a mixed pile of fertilized egg, so the chickens can fertilize it, ending in a successful hatching
>>17429181
Well why don't we just add chromosomes to the Human sperm before injecting it? Also, if the chromosome count was decreasing couldn't you inject more into the yolk of the egg?
>>17429203
>could have lived lives.... but instead condemned them to live short and painful ones
There's a difference between something that can be necessary, and screwing over some innocent creature just for shits and giggles.
>>17429209
>well why don't we just add chromosomes to the human sperm
Yeah, I think you've got an extra chromosome.
>>17429209
Each species egg has a protective layer that is only penetrable by similar species. Anything else won't get through.
I know you are trolling at this point but I just want other people to read this so they don't fall for this stupidity. Thanks for keeping me and another anons knowledge going.
>>17429207
You're already on the net
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Net_(substance)
>>17429214
I know theres an egg to protect itself, but thats what the needle if for, so they can inject the yolk with human sperm, for you see the sperm gets mixed in with the developing species in the egg. Its just like a mix between two dogs its simple fucking shit
>>17429212
Well sense each human sperm only has 1 chromosome why dont we just take 2 human sperm and put them together into one yolk?
>>17429209
Holy shit, we've already gone over this.
THE CHICKENS DO NOT FERTILIZE THE EGG.
Think about this REALLY HARD. The chicken and rooster copulate. The rooster puts his sperm into the chicken. The chicken then lays an egg that has already been fertilized by the rooster. That is it. That is all of the egg. Nothing else goes into the egg after this. The hen literally lays on it, and that is it. No fertilization after its been laid. None.
Now, if there is no rooster? She lays an unfertilized egg. Literally chicken period. Still, NOTHING goes into the egg. It is closed. A door that has been bricked up and can never be entered.
NOW do you understand?
>I can't believe I fell this hard for bait.
>>17429214
>only penetrable by similar species.
Dude literally used a steel syringe.
>>17429222
I can't believe this website decided to grace your unbelievably bad trolling with trips.
>>17429212
Its literally a fetus. It doesn't know it could have been a chicken who lived a great life of... laying eggs, and eating shit off of the ground.
That's not screwing over some innocent creature in my book. That egg was never meant to hatch.
>>17429222
Except dogs are homologous/closely related.
Inserting human sperm cells into a unfertilized egg will do nothing. The gametes are just not compatible.
Go ahead and do this experiment yourself. Make sure your mommy helps you. At the end of the 10 day period, post your results here.
>>17429235
>trolling
Im not trolling, your just saying the because you cant prove me wrong dude
>>17429237
Like I said, a legit/10 is already doing a legit test. See video here:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
However his incubation process is ???, profit, so we'll see how it turns out
>>17429236
But that's the point.
Even if it wasn't meant to hatch, being forced into a painful existence as a freak just because some horny russky wanted to make a youtube video?
'ts fucking sickening.
>>17429230
lel, there are actually people refuting against science. The same science that was used to make everything being used in life possible.
>>17429249
No, no, no. Its not fully developed. Its a fetus. It wasn't forced into a painful existence because it literally isn't feeling anything.
>>17429248
>Legit
>posts no real data analysis of organism to prove its authenticity
Its pretty scary how gullible you guys here are.....
>>17429248
Lol. Im saying how about you try it yourself little boy. Do you know why there are labs in college? Because they want you to test and see for yourself if the theories taught in science courses are true. They don't just show you something and tell expect you to believe.
So why don't you try it out and learn for yourself whats real. Maybe after, you will be more interested in learning why things happened the way it did.
>>17429256
This ethical dilemma only applies if it were actually real
>which it isn't
so it's not like an actual living thing were being denied its existence.
But if it was real, #2 is reacting, it spit on the dude, it was biologically responding with a fight or flight response.
It was alive.
If it also were real, it would require a fertilized chicken egg to be done in the first place, which means that if that egg had been treated properly, a chicken would've come out.
>>17429260
>>17429268
Faggots your just mad because my quantom fiysics on human-turkey-mutants are correct stop hating
>>17429276
thanks for all the bumps. I think this is good for now. Doesn't seem like anyone else is believing it anymore.
>>17429278
The videos in OP are 100% legit
The tide of hate & refutation & /sci/ debunking are just a response to un expressec moral outrage at the act of creating such an abomination.
For the chimerism/chromosomes-tho/whatever-else peoples, it is a human, with no soul, that eats the egg to grow. It's brought to life through the application of the alchemist's will & the power of his intent.
Just saying, read the relevant lit.
>>17429272
Okay. Lets just stop. This is ridiculous. Like you said, this would only apply if it were actually real.
I respect your opinion... Even if you are against abortion. Which hopefully, you aren't.
>>17429298
Listen guys, Science cant be applied here, because both videos are very real. I checked basically everything and couldn't find a single thing. All of you fags are talking about Chromosomes and shit? Fuck that.
Lets just stick to the point that some crazy Russian jizzed in a syringe and injected it into an egg now some wierd ass shit is going on
>>17429300
I'm not.
I think it should be restricted to situations which deem it necessary (although it should always be accessible).
I just think that creating something that has no choice but to hurt in place something that could live normally is unethical.
I know I haven't explained it well.
>>17429315
>>17429304
>implying he's pretending
>>17429315
lol, watever it takes to keep this thread alive.
>>17428346
The description is either lying, or this is totally fake. In either case, this is some pretty cool OC. Based on previous 'studies' to add legitimacy, vid in a foreign language to avoid easy debunking and little explanation.
Anyone have any more spoopy videos 'round here?
>>17429315
Agreed. Science a shit.
But wait guys, what if we tell our moms to inject us with egg yolks when were babies so we grow up to be a Homunulous aswell?
>>17429334
I've been wanting a good golem-creation tutorial forever, I know it must exist but I have zero Hebrew & it would not be in english.
>>17429341
>>17429341
Maybe we ARE ALL homunculi?!?!?!?!!
>>17428943
Cuckadoodledoo
Alright, so now sense this has been proven real, is anyone willing to try this?
Also, why does the guy keep opening the egg early? Killing the creature quickly? I wanna see a full grown one of these fuckers
>>17429341
>>17429360
Fear, this shit is serious, like a straight-up abomination & a sin against God & nature (this is why /sci/fig scepdicks are so mad)
This is the sort of shit you get halfway through doing & feel terrible about already, like robbing old-ladies for OCs or shitting on someone's house toothbrush.
>>17428648
A hen would destroy and eat it. I grew up on a farm and any egg they though was weird or wouldn't hatch they'd eat. It would have to be incubated and hand raised.
what if someone tries this as an actual experiment and not just some dude injecting his jizz in an egg
>>17428550
It was posted 6 days ago.
The incubation time in both videos were 10, and 40 days.
He'll probably post it in 4 days or more.
>In general, two types of changes prevent animals from interbreeding. The first includes all those factors—called "pre-zygotic reproductive isolating mechanisms"—that would make fertilization impossible. After so many generations apart, a pair of animals might look so different from one another that they're not inclined to have sex. (If we're not even trying to mate with monkeys, we'll never have half-human, half-monkey babies. *) If the animals do try to get it on despite changed appearances, incompatible genitalia or sperm motility could pose another problem: A human spermatozoon may not be equipped to navigate the reproductive tract of a chimpanzee, for example.
>The second type of barrier includes "post-zygotic reproductive isolating mechanisms," or those factors that would make it impossible for a hybrid animal fetus to grow into a reproductive adult. If a human were indeed inclined and able to impregnate a monkey, post-zygotic mechanisms might result in a miscarriage or sterile offspring. The further apart two animals are in genetic terms, the less likely they are to produce viable offspring. At this point, humans seem to have been separate from other animals for far too long to interbreed. We diverged from our closest extant relative, the chimpanzee, as many as 7 million years ago. (For comparison, our apparent tryst with the Neanderthals occurred less than 700,000 years after we split off from them.)
>>17428472
Fucking go back to redddit with that trip you fucking nobody, that's not how sage works
>>17429473
Thanks, anon. Doubt the other will listen, though.
>>17428657
Except it was for 40 days. Muthafuckin magnets
>>17429473
Here's the wikipedia article if you're in need of some more convincing:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_isolation
Here's something actually /x/-related:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov
Apparently, I can't post without a picture since 4chan's telling me my file is too big even though I didn't select any.
>>17429484
We have no proof of this, anon. We need to deal with the facts, for now.
The thing moved on its own, and didn't look like CGI. Could have been a really advanced wireless animatronic puppet, but I highly doubt that. That leaves us with the possibility that it's alive. In this case, it's way more likely that it's a sick chicken embryo than a deformed humanoid creature. The moral implications are fascinating, though.
>>17428986
You actually don't know what claymation is do you you fucking faggot?
>>17429038
So mules and ligers and tigons have what? No generic material from either parent? Naaaw booboo
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-man-who-tried-to-make-human-ape-hybrids-513278104
>>17429104
Cunt I jizz that much when I precum, fuckoutta here with your baby dick flacid squirts
>>17429124
Read the thread because you made yourself sound like a retard
This thread is getting pretty sad.
This is the worst thread I have ever seen.
>>17429537
You haven't been here long, have you?
>>17428626
The Hair Blair Bunch
>>17428360
Best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XmNGuArBY
>>17428697
So what are the things in the video? They are not cg or puppets. Are they malformed chicken fetuses, or some other animal?
Enough fucking around, I'll just fuck a chicken and post results.
>>17429497
It is absolutely NOT a animatronic.
The movements of the creature is way more natural than the animatronic raptor hatchling in Jurassic Park 1, which was created by some of the most talented people who has ever worked with animatronics.
>>17428346
People are seriously arguing about "BUT THAT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!"
Do you fuckers even know where you are? We're not talking about science, we're talking about most likely made-up bullshit that we desperately want to be real.
>>17429692
But how did he do it? It is not cg or puppets.
It is either malformed fetuses, or some other type of animal.
>>17429686
>It is absolutely NOT a animatronic.
>>17429698
>It is not cg or puppets.
Like you're the experts.
>>17429701
>>17429705
I do animation for a living and I am quite knowledgeable on practical effects.
another guy trying to repeat it with the ostrich egg lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
Wow, it's another fake on YouTube. Do people really not know how easy it would be to cg that? There's no close up, so you wouldn't even have to be that detailed. Not to mention, chicken eggs have to be fertilized before they're outside of the chicken. Roosters don't nut on an egg after it has a shell, fuck.
>>17429719
someone should try crocodile eggs
>>17429721
>easy to fake
No that would actually be extremely difficult to fake.
>>17429742
Not really.
>>17429479
So says the guy that doesn't understand the difference between a trip and a name. Kek.
>>17428995
thats why i was saying the sperm should be allowed to break down some. the fragments of dna would be a better starting point. so you would have the egg which would be normal and fragments you inject it with
out of a million maybe one random combo of pieces is good enough though a chicken egg isnt the best egg to use. maybe a salamander egg or frog
>>17429754
Prove it. Show me a home made video with comparable cgi of a creature composited into live footage.
>>17429796
Prove that it's not a fake.
>>17429801
The burden of proof lies on you, since you're the one claiming it's fake.
Okay you retarded niggers. First of all you need to understand that it's totally worth to fake stuff like this because Youtube = money. This guy has almost half a million views on one of his videos, and he is getting paid nicely for it.
Faking stuff isn't that hard if you have some understanding about it. There was this video that was really "hot" in germany a while ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5huQUwcJnA
At 0:11~ he shows the middlefinger. And there was an OUTRAGE about it. "Experts" analyzed the video and confirmed it's real.
Guess what though? It was faked by a guy in "NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE" and he showed how simple it was. It only took one guy with good understanding of an editing program.
Also, why does he NEVER show them really close up? It's always relatively blurry and far away. His reaction when he got "spat" on was so fake too and came too late.
Its super fake.
How exactly is this creating life? A chicken would have been created even without the sperm.
Lol, whole russia is laughing at him and this shit in the coment section, but I guess you kids can get spooked by anything
It's just a piece of frozen jizz inside a rotten egg jesus
Why didn't you check some of his other videos senpai? Look - free energy, sciens was wrong the whole time!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjXXGbGzq0
My god I hope you were just roleplaying
>>17429817
Bad example, that clip is basically a clever copy paste of one quick movement. The movements in the homuculus video is far more subtle and organic.
>>17429826
>it's harder to fake a thing that looks like plastic soaked in fluids
That's harder than faking real human movement?
LOL
>>17429828
It's harder to fake slow, subtle movements than a quick jerky action.
>>17429819
Obviously you think beans come out of a can, too, huh?
Fuck you. Regular eggs from the grocery store don't hatch. Chickens, without the presence of a rooster to mate, lay underutilized eggs that will never hatch.
What are they even teaching kids in school now?
>>17429834
That information was never given, retard. I didn't know it was a grocery store egg.
Why are you so mad? Is it because your fake bullshit is being destroyed by /x/?
>>17429832
Raising a whole arm and putting all fingers in a middle finger position is not easier to fake than to let an unidentified plastic thing with no limbs move slowly to the right.
>>17429841
Okay I looked at the first video again at 0.25 speed and I changed my mind. There seems to be distortion around the appendage like thing when it moves, especially apparent on the container.
>>17429858
On the other hand that might just be due to compression. idk.
>>17429858
If what he did was real it would be a HUGE scientific sensation. Just keep in mind that Youtube videos with a lot of clicks generate a nice income for the channel owner.
They have more than enough reasons to fake this stuff. It's also odd that he never shows close ups. Why?
>>17428714
This must be done to crocodile egg for real monster.
>>17428963
How would this be bad news? It would be awesome
>>17429948
toplel
Fuck me /x/ pick up a biology textbook
secondly
You can clearly see that it's fake, if you don't even have a slight assumption that it is then you are clearly delusional
Fucking hell /x/ you couldn't get any more stupid right now
Muh muh sperm chicken shoots acid
GUYZ ZOMB A FUCKING HOMUNCULUS ZOMGGG JUST LIKE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST@!!!! XOOOOOOO OMGGGGG
>>17429981
>getting this mad
Kek
>>17429985
>I was only pretending that the sperm chicken was real :(((((((((((
That's /x/ for you
>>17429981
Explain how you can that it's fake.
>>17428399
>she was already angry when i was jacking off on the table
>goddammit mum
>I'M DOING SCIENCE
my sides have left orbit
>>17429987
I don't believe in this shit. I just wanted to point out you seem over emotional.
>>17429996
>emotional text on a japanese shitposting site
You need to go outside
>>17430002
You're the one who is getting mad.
Shiĺl cows roamong in saying this is fake. Bump.
>>17430013
>fullstop
fucking fag
>>17430018
>mad
>>17430021
lmao you forgot your fullstop
Use bigger eggs for maximum harvey birdman
>>17430028
You're getting even madder after each post.
>>17430034
>
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>you did it again
>>17430038
Show me how mad can you get.
>>17430038
Man do t even reply to the cunts
>>17430046
Now you're so mad that you can't even type anymore.
>>17430049
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, you're in a fucking /x/ thread for cum in a chicken's egg
What slither of human intelligence would assume that inter-specie organisms would be able to reproduce and genetically adapt to conditions, despite chromosomal and structural a
nomalies that are not possible due to underlying genetic structure of said two organisms.
Once again you fucking elitist faggot, you have proven yourself to be a cock-mongering cum gargler who despite all the odds has had more cum pumped into it that that fake chicken in the egg
Do yourself a favour and leave 4chan, never come back for as long as you're as mentally handicapped as this moment you fucking faggot
Kill yourself
>>17429484
but it died on the 5th day, and was inert for the next 35
>>17430056
Good job at showing your butthurt. This could be a new pasta as well.
>>17430074
Your underage is showing my friend
>anons this buttblasted
You guys are hilarious.
>>17430076
You're calling me underaged while you're a teen at the best. I believe you're a toddler because you get mad for getting called mad.
it's real and it's digusting
eugh
shame on all of humanity
Someone try it!
>>17428856
What school doe not teach Biology? This is the bigger mystery here.
>>17428346
this shit totally reminds me of something that happened on my old forum (shroomery).... some kid(assuming kid, anyways)'s sister breeds frogs(or something like that) as a hobby which, for a reason I cannot remember at this moment, would always lay a bunch of INFERTILE eggs.
So apparently kiddo gets the bright idea to jerk off into the aquarium thing full of these infertile eggs. I'm not sure if it was days or weeks later but he posts on shroomery's forum saying that he fucked up and needs help etc. A few members get him to explain.... these eggs, which are supposed to be infertile(they've never ever been fertilized before, he says, in the many years that sister has done this frog thing), and after jerking off into them they appear to be fertilized.
keks were had. good times.
>>17428375
be careful
it spits acid, that's why the man in the video suddenly slammed it with the book
>>17430288
So that's why LSD makes people crave cum.
>>17428346
Second video scared the ever loving shit out of me. A first for /x/. Good job.
>>17430301
What? Do you force suck dicks when you're tripping?
>>17430232
Uh, lots of them.
All it takes is "Parents" making a stink about a religious way of brainwashing as an "alternative" to stop any biology discussion in the Southern US.
>>creates life
>>is essentially a god
>>smashes life because it is icky
>>claims life spit acid at him
Surely a discovery as large as this would cause him to contain creature rather than smush it with a book and 'destroy all organs'.
I want to believe but come on
>>17430307
Can't have 'parents' having input on what is taught to their children. The State is always right, the State is there to make us all better, The State is Good. Obey.
>>17430313
This actually. I think the video would be very convincing but how he reacts to the spit seems odd to me.
>>17428512
No but i have heard mentions of Saint Thomas Aquinas (or something like that) apparantly his aid/helper smashed his golem to pieces because it wouldnt shut the fuck up
