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Fiction or reality
Watch dis:
https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I
>>17418871
>https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I
I'm drunk and what the fuck is that
>>17418879
Russian (maybe Ukrainian, Bulgarian or some other slavic-speaking) guy makes a homunculus in 10 days with his semen & a chicken's egg.
>>17418893
It's great look like alien
>>17418893
what happens if you let it breed longer in it?
what is the end-stadium of this experiment?
>>17418908
You need to open it up to eat something before it spoils.
It's half human, so it's too weak to break out of the shell itself.
>>17418911
what would the end form of this thing be? a mix between human and chicken?
Threr is nothing spectacular happening here. Eggs are already fertilized when laid by a chicken. The guys sperm isn't doing anything to affect the outcome and he's not truly getting any supernatural /paranormal result by attempting to inseminate the egg.
>>17418871
Jesus fucking christ... Jesus FUCKING christ... I am officially creeped the fuck out in a way that I haven't been in years...
>>17418931
>justShillthings
U ain't got shit on youtubanon's internal alchemy.
Most ignorant thread I have seen today.
>>17419207
Pls enlightened me, anon.
>>17419225
Enlighten yourself faggot. Ejaculate some of your permavirgin semen and put it inside a chicken egg for 10 days and see what you get. Fucking idiot.
>>17418931
chickens lay eggs regardless of whether they have been fertilised or not, maybe the egg in the video was but we don't know.
>>17419253
But I don't have his superior qi gong, vril energetic internal alchemic, practiced grace & power tho.
Is this shit real? How come this has been around for 500 years and noone I know have ever spoken of it?
>>17418871
Is that thing alive? Looks like a piece of plastic in a glued up egg desu
>>17419253
Record the procedure and post the results online!
dude nuts in an egg and a fungus grows in it
big deal
>>17418859
Sort of both...
Iblis/Satan can live vicariously through puppets, corpses that he saves alive with magic - putting his dead spirit into them. They are called the Jinn in the Qur'an. They are technically zombies but can integrate into/control society.
This is why America has an inverted pentagram built into the streets of Washington D.C., and hence, why the government is so evil.
Just like FMA, the devil and his legion of puppets (all of which are himself) attempt to live as God on earth by killing people and stealing their life force, their blood, their energy...
But when you find out that Iblis is just a giant tentacle monster who is 6,000 years old, a virgin, who plays with action figures (dead bodies) forever, all by himself, with no friends, until he burns in a blazing Fire - he doesn't really seem scary or impressive.
He also eats everyone's shit and drinks everyone's piss.
>>17420980
And how this relates to the cum-egg?
>>17420980
>roleplaying this hard
>>17421011
The demons of foolishness which maraud in your forebrain will not allow you to understand the information here, so why even bother trying
>>17421070
Wow wow someone is cunty today. Didnt want to offend the Archwizard and master of Homunculus creation.
>>17421086
>Didnt want to offend the Archwizard and master of Homunculus creation.
That's God, not mere. I'm just a vessel
>>17421097
Ok than sorry God. Next time get a less cunty vessel.
What are you divine thoughts on DMT? Its all Satan (His Puppets) ?
>>17420980
pls kill yourself you autistic faggot. i see you all over /x/ clogging it up with your role play bull shit
>>17421110
I think you're much better off just smoking salvia
Don't drink blood just take opium
>>17421149
Salvia is cold and unpleasent.
Havent tried blood so far. kek
>>17421177
Are you sure it's saliva that's cold and unplesaant and not your own soul?
You used a fire to light it with, I presume you lit that fire yourself?
Perhaps you should try finding someone with a healthy spirit to light it for you
>>17421192
One time someone else lit because i thought i could drop the bong after inhaling. Dosent make a difference. Its cold and mechanical and absolutly hard to get something out of it.
See no use for it atm. DMT is more to my likeing. Still searching for more ideas to proper analyze whats going on over there. Even after ca. 15 blast-offs iam still a baby trieing to walk and talk there.
>>17418871
There`s been an update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
>>17421820
I am straight terrified.
Anyone here care to offer a little translation? Gathered that it spit on him.
I'd hate to be him when all this "comes back threefold" or whatever.
>>17418871
What is this? Is this real?
Will I finally have a son?
>>17421965
With a chicken and it's going to be a weirdo, not worth it, keep flushing the toilet
wtf this is rad
TOP-10 most common mistakes made when creating homunculi.
1) The use of egg lay in the refrigerator.
The egg lay in the refrigerator half an hour is "dead", and is not suitable for creating homunculi.
2) The use of stale seed.
The seed that had lain in the open air for more than 10 minutes to dead, and is not suitable for creating homunculi.
3) Early discovery.
For
that appeared in egg embryo homunculus need at least 20
days, and that he was formed in the homunculus-40 days. Korney just very
very lucky.
4) Low temperature.
For incubation and the forming homunculus need temperatures above 40 gradusov.Esli lower the temperature, the homunculus will not.
5) Small seed-stock.
If you inject too little seed, the homunculus will not.
6) the fertilized egg.
If chicken cock trampling, and the egg is fertilized, the homunculus will not.
7) Store the egg.
95 percent of store-dead eggs. We must take the eggs or rural fairs.
8) Dirty penetration.
Some
the only ones using dirty needles when injecting seed, or else
bad closes the opening of the breakdown, thereby holding up the fatal
infection.
9) Chemicals.
Some use syringes that do not
time to dry after treatment with an alcohol or some other
chemical, and it kills the eggs and semen.
10) Air.
Violation of atmospheric balance can kill the embryo.
Need
stuffy, but should not be one hundred percent of its necessary tightness yaytsa.Ne
pack in canned food, but it is not necessary to keep the wind.
WHY HASN'T THIS GONE MAINSTREAM YET!?!?
>>17418871
>>17421820
>>17421965
So I read this whole thread and nobody said what the thing was scientifically. What is it really? Why hasn't science studies this? Can somebody explain this to me? Is it alive? What the fuck is it?
>>17418931
Um no. Eggs are a huge health hazard if they've been fertilized.
If you've ever cracked an egg only to see it has been fertilized then you'd probably never want to eat eggs again.
>>17422173
Zombie balut?
>>17422173
an artificially created life form. I believe the field of study goes by the term synthetic biology these days.
>>17422232
Can this life form evolve? Can it eat?
>BLYAT
>kills it with a book
top kek
Isn't it impossible to create an interspecies hybrid like that?
What the fuck is this shit? xDDDDD
>>17422233
end goal is to make a miniature human, and since it is technically alive it has to eat.
>>17422245
Let's say I make this thing. Feed it, put it in a habitable environment. Now what? It'll turn into a human?
>>17422282
In theory which would make you its creator aka god
Is it possible to transfer your consciousness into a homonculus then hide in a qtpi's toilet so she can poop on you?
>>17418879
This is an unfinished baby chick, stupids.It got mouldy.
>>17418893
>>17418911
>>17418913
>>17418941
>>17421916
>>17422069
>>17422098
>>17422167
>>17422282
And especially,
>>17419285
>>17422293
I am going to do this. I'll be the one to make an entirely new species. Perhaps different semen produces different results.
>>17422295
>>17422322
>implying you wouldn't want a relatively gigantic qtpi to poop on you without realizing it
>>17422329
No. Poop is disgusting and you're also disgusting.
>>17422237
Yes, it is impossible.
>>17422318
Is this anon right? It's just a baby chicken?
>>17422173
Scientifically, it is a chicken. A dead one that rotted. He didn't fertalize that egg with his semen. It's just an unformed dead chicken fetus.
>>17422339
Obviously.
>>17422340
Why is it moving if its' dead? Why can it eat then?
>>17422346
this
>>17420980
YOU ARE EXPERIENCING A PSYCHOTIC BREAK
PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDICATION OR TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
>>17418859
Where is this image from?
>>17420980
>Just like FMA
>>17422387
Homunculus
![[a-s]_fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood_-_35_-_the_shape_of_this_country__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][B41EC2EC].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2016.02.29_15.45.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dc7vECJ.jpg "[a-s]_fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood_-_35_-_the_shape_of_this_country__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][B41EC2EC].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2016.02.29_15.45.25].jpg")
They're real. I've seen the Truth.
>>17422346
>>17422370
That's a parasite. Maybe a flatworm? Yep.
>>17422408
>he took the bait
Oh. So you are roleplaying?
Wow, /x/. Did you really just believe this infested fetus is some dude's man-chicken baby?
>>17422416
Wtf kind of parasite was the other tentacle thing
>>17418871
Good fake but still fake in my opinion. Look at the warping around the tentacle when it starts to move. Plus it is in the exact same position before it moves and after it has finished. This would be it's true position before the video was edited.
>>17419253
I love you anon.
>>17422446
>other tentacle thing
...what are you even talking about?
>>17422464
The one he cracks out in the first video
>>17421192
Blow it out your ass, anon. Salvia is the world's shitiest drug and everyone knows it. It wouldn't matter if Bob Ross lit that shit you would still wind up having a nightmare trip. Stop pretending that drugs are magic.
>>17421177
Salvia cuts you off from your memories entirely. It's like the feeling from weed but you can't remember anything. Your entire life is just gone. Your brain tries to construct some kind of narrative or explanation. Amazing drug, but only if you breakthrough. After you breakthrough once, you'll NEVER want to do it again.
>>17422472
yerba de maria doesn`t like fire stop blaming the plant for giving a bad high.
>>17422489
I had some fucking trips man, never again
>>17422468
Can you link it? I can't bring myself to watch all of his stupid fucking videos.
>>17422498
there`s only two videos bro
>>17422498
the first youtube video posted in this thread
>>17422505
Do you mean this one, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
It's another parasite wrapped up in the yolksac. Again, I assume flatworm. They're pretty common in chickens.
>>17422519
That's the one I was talking about before. Parasite.
>>17422498
There are only two videos you friggin' dork
why are you even saying shit if you haven't even seen the videos
>>17422520
Makes the most sense so far
>>17422489
Salvia isn't an amazing drug at all. It's basically poor man's weed.
>>17422532
It doesn't work on some people. Sorry to hear that, anon.
>>17422532
>Salvia
>poor man's weed
I can`t even fathom how you even began to come to this conclusion . In what way is a hallucinogen comparable to a sedative?
>>17422532
https://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia_effects.shtml
>>17422543
Weed is not a sedative... it's a hallucinogen.
>>17422491
yerba de shut the fuck up, its dried up leaves. it doesnt give a shit about shit.
>>17422491
Try to reign in your hippie attitude a little bit. It's cringe-worthy.
>>17422549
weed is not a hallucinogen are you fucking retarded
>>17422566
>>17422558
There`s nothing hippie about the fact the culture salvia is from DOESN'T smoke the plant. They chew it and literally blame smoking it for why gringos have bad trips.
>>17422532
You probably had some mislabelled weed or one of those fake "legal highs" instead of actual salvia. It's VERY different from weed. The stuff has a scale: S-A-L-V-I-A: Subtle, Altered, Light, Vivid, Immaterial, and Amnesic
>>17422571
"Gringos" have bad trips because smoking salvia causes it to reach the brain faster than by chewing. It's more intense and sudden, which surprises people.
It's actually a better experience that way. If you take drugs spiritually or for more mundane psychological reasons, they're supposed to scare the fuck out of you.
>>17422571
You see, if you had just spoken english and not that hippy bullcrap I wouldn't have gotten angry.
>>17422588
I`m sorry for triggering you with the sentiments of the people who know the plant best princess. I`ll try to be more careful next time . Now go find something else equally idiotic to rage over.
>>17422568
Okay, look. The classifications of stimulant/depressant/hallucinogen aren't strictly scientific. Weed is a psychoactive drug. It is definitely not a depressant, like heroin or alcohol which slow down functioning in the central nervous system.
>>1742259
ok you can't be simultaneously a hippy faggot and and a guy who calls people princess. You are all over the fucking place. pick one.
>>17422532
Read this. It should help.
http://news.discovery.com/human/salvia-drug-hallucinogen-101215.htm
>>17422616
hows the giant killing going don Quixote?
ITT secret /x/ drug thread while the mods are asleep
>>17422621
not bad. I found a picture of an alien. check it out. http://i.imgur.com/cH967m2.jpg
>>17418859
Everything on this board is fiction, m8.
>>17422627
>best comeback I've seen on 4chan in a while
>>17418859
Aren't in vitro children basically insitutionalised homonculi?
>>17422293
The term you're looking for is demiurge buddy :^)
>>17422194
Um yeah that's bull shit. Ever heard of yard eggs. People eat fresh fertilized eggs all the time.
Fertilized Eggs have to be incubated to develop, either under a hen or in an incubator. Incubators are set at about 100 degrees. Eggs do not develop at room temperature. In many countries they are stored and sold for eating at room temperature, not refrigerated.
>>17422452
Watch the update
>>17421820
>>17422098
Thanks.
Lol you idiots will believe anything is paranormal even if it's some video of insane russian injecting his sperm to a fertilised egg. not everything non-american is paranormal you fags
>>17418859
There's a copy of De Homunculo in my sex magick folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!sdxBVZCT!1cbfKNTqV--kMRD9EtN5ow
>>1742256
Yes it absolutely is a psychedelic. Go back to drugs 101 pleb.
>>17422576
You were one google search away from actual information. Instead you posted your autism. The lack of research on x is embarrassing. I only stay for the wandering iconoclasts.
>>17422610
Everyone take note, this is what an informed comment looks like.
>>17423569
*especially
FTFY
>>17423598
Are you fucking kidding me? That anon posted accurate information. It's just a trip rating system you pleb.
This thread is such a clusterfuck.
>>17423590
Is it the five page long one?
>>17422549
>Weed is a hallucinogen
Jesus. You remind me of those straight edge idiots who run their mouth on shit they know nothing about. You're an idiot. Stop talking and start learning.
>>17423846
It's a psychoactive, you stupid bitch.
>creating Homunculus
>not Golem
>>17424610
That doesn't make it a hallucinogen, you ugly fucking nerd. That's the whole argument.
>>17424639
Read this, please.
>>17422610
>>17424655
Yes. I read that. It's a mixture of all three. If you're gonna call Marijuana anything label it correctly.
>>17424639
>>17423846
sorry Red Queen, you're wrong on this one.
Its a rare occurence, but certain strains of Sativa and other strong marijuana, especially in large quantities have been known to produce visual hallucinations
>>17424689
http://hallucinogens.com/what-are-hallucinogens/is-marijuana-a-hallucinogen/
http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/What-Type-of-Drug-Is-Marijuana.html
Some sources say depressant and some even call it a stimulant. It's a slippery slope.
>>17424629
I miss this retard. Many lulz were had.
>>17424700
Those classifications are not scientific. Weed can only rightfully be called a psychoactive.
/argument
>>17424700
hal·lu·ci·no·gen n.
a drug that causes hallucinations, such as LSD.
Marijuana has been known to cause hallucinations. Case closed. Whatever else it may or may not be, and whether or not it works everytime on everyone, it is a hallucinogen.
>>17418859
what if he has some std and the bacteria/fungi just formed a colony in the egg since it was full of nutrients?
>>17424767
Can bacterial/fungal colonies wiggle around like that?
>>17422599
oh shut the fuck up you goddamn idiot
>>17422382
I cannot be Akhenaten
>>17424870
not that i know of
>>17422568
just because you don't smoke it right doesnt mean it isnt a hallucinogen you retard.
>>17424701
Can anyone link to golem-making videos? I can't find the good shit 'cause idk Hebrew.
>>17422568
It can cause hallucinations, most definitely. The first time I ever ripped a bong (it was one of those three camber ones) I hit that shit for way too long and I got my ass handed to me I tripped balls for thirty minutes and then puked.
>>17424725
Who hallucinates after smoking a bowl?
>>17423553
Great, a slightly different booger.
>>17418859
nobody understood that homunculus is a japanese manga about trepanation
>>17426995
It's my fault
>>17422320
I await your results. you need to time stamp it all and post the process every day. a check in if you will. and after ten days. crack it open and post results. take a video.
>>17421820
>BLYAAT
>SPLAT
>>17424683
Good god, your ignorance knows no bounds.
>>17420980
I see your shit all over the place you schizo shit eating freak. Shut the hell up and see a fucking doctor. You need a serious psych consult you fucking weirdo.
Nobody watched the sequal of the original video posted.
>the video claims it's the fifth experiment
>successful in some fucking creature that slowly moves just like the first video but it hasn't rotted
>the guy in the video gets freaked out or something and smashes the creature thing with a book
>the creature thing bleeds red. It's obviously alive
This is some serious shit, this guy made a living thing. Whether it's actual alchemy or not, I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care but this guy made an ACTUAL LIVING THING and it's freaking me the fuck out.
>>17427895
>Nobody watched the sequal of the original video posted
Read the thread.
>>17418871
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT
Guys guys guys!
Guys!
It's true that marijuana can cause hallucinations, but so can, with the right users and conditions, alcohol. The people saying it's not technically classified as one are correct. It's under the broader category of psychoactive.
>>17427913
>Occam's Razor
>>17427913
>>17427920
What are you doing?
>>17427931
Someone is using my name, but I have no idea why they said "Occam's Razor."
Typically when people start using other peoples' names on forums it indicates that they're unpleasant and childish people, but not always!
>>17427933
Sorry, I just like fucking with namefags who don't trip.
>>17421820
>mfw it moves and spits on him
>>17421820
>mfw it starts to move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqsSJuMGZmQ
If it is chicken fetus or flatworm then why is it yellow/black? It doesn't seem like either one to me.
>>17427984
It is how titans are made.
Can some Ameribro do this? Why is it always Russians.
>>17428032
Why do you want it to be ameribro? Why not eurocuck? I would do it if I could get the correct eggs from somewhere.
>>17428044
What do you mean "correct eggs" doesn't it have to be straight from the chicken? Or can it be from a store?
>>17428062
It needs to be from farm. It's wrong if it have been in fridge before injecting cum into it.
>>17428062
Yard eggs, not pasteurized
Oh shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxThtH_5Ys
>>17428139
That was annoying to watch. I had difficulties to hear speech over the music.
>>17428139
Holy shit that was a bad video, his voice, that music......
DELETE THIS
So if you get a fresh chick egg and use a syringe filled with your own sperm and inject it, wait a few weeks and open it, there may be some kind of humanoid freak?
Sounds pretty cool
>>17428265
It's scientifically impossible though.
>>17428228
hello?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
Here is another video
>>17428265
Unless human sperm had the characteristics of a virus, no. That's not how genetics work.
>>17428303
My sperm functions like a virus, and in a few more years it will become airborne.
>>17428303
I don't know alot about this shit so i'm just guessing but, what if you combined sperm and some kind of virus/infection etc? Is there any kind of animal that could breed using human sperm?
>>17428335
I'm no biologist, but as far as I know viruses only make more viruses of the same type, never multi-cellular organisms. So, if you'd do as you suggested it'd only breed more sperm cells not a fetus.
>>17428335
>>17428380
Also, I'm pretty sure breeding is restricted to animals with the same amount of chromosomes. So I suppose theoretically, a retarded person may be able to breed with a chimpanzee or something of the sort.
Someone post this on /sci/, we need them to tell us why we are retarded.
>>17428422
/sci/ is just auts arguing about math problems
>>17427984
WE WUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6lFaPTxh0
>>17428470
I bet it's tough being 15.
>>17428139
what a fucking faggot
>>17425327
this someone pleaseee
>>17422489
Not sure what breaking through is, but I'm pretty sure I broke through last time I smoked salvia.
last time i took salvia was also the most intense. I took 3 big steady hits(120x IIRC). After it hit me I just kind of focused on the carpet fibers. Gradually I noticed I was shrinking down into the carpet. Its fibers getting taller and wider. Until I was so small that the carpet reminded me of the redwood forest. Except twisted, tangled and white. I saw two fibers crossing each other at an upward angle, making a sort of natural arch filled with darkness. I decided to look through the archway to see what was up. As I peered deep into the darkness I could hear a low whine coming from what sounded like a great distance. As it got closer and louder, it became more familiar. I knew I've heard this before. I keep staring and eventually I see what looks like a light at the end of a tunnel. The sound totally and utterly recognizable now. I reach the end of the tunnel and this is what I saw on the other end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiHJ0EdVY4o After hanging out with cartoons for what felt like months, but was actually only like 20-30 mins. I figured that was enough salvia.
>mfw the entire time.
>>17425333
Not exactly sure what you're talking about. Either you're smoking wayyy more potent stuff than I am or you mixed something else in there, because I've been smoking a bong multiple times a day now for about a year now, and I've only ever had mildest hallucinations. I'm not doubting you, just asking to clarify a bit more, maybe?
>>17421972
Dude what if when we flush our jizz down the toilet it is mixing with old menstrual blood from used tampons and becoming a half human half turd sewer monster? Holy shit I'm never going in the sewers now
>>17429912
you mean you don't just let yours crust over to flake and float away to turn into stars?
>>17418859
>>17418871
>>17418879
>,
>>17418941
>>17419422
>>17421916
>>17422384
>>17427910
Gullible retards
>>17427086
>>17431531
>>17422194
>>17422930
>Not knowing about balut
So it's fake right
>>17431889
Yes goyim, go to sleep.
>>17418871
>>17421820
It grows into this
What if i told you guys, that we are living in the suprnatural already?
Speak to strangers? Thank telephones and internet
Hybrids and Alchemy? Thank medicine for that.
Golems and other beasts of stone? Than engineering and robotics.
A person from100 years ago would see us as wizards and our world, nightmarish.
>>17432018
THE FUCK?!!
BLAYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTT
REAL HOMUNCULUS SIGHTED IN TURKEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
>>17432592
The inscriptions on the golem are the robot's programming.
>>17428285
Its not scientifically impossible dimbo, man made chimeras are a thing so are artificial insemination with humans animals ect guys if you dont believe life can be creating using human sperm unless there a female involved then your behind the times, im no expert but you guys must be high as fuck or in denial, creepy vid though, mainly because he killed it. Dont care if its fake it makes people think and debate which is good
>>17425327
someone do this I'm hooked now
>>17433419
Sorry human to animal and animal to human chimeras have not been created ( officially) because the only people ballsy enough to experiment with hybid human chimeras with scientifically up to date equipmen/knowledge dont post that shiton utub/4chan because theyre fucking top secret operations. I'd say aliens have a part to play but i dont know shit on the specifics. Point being thousands of years ago all the way up to today accross continents and cultures chimeras have been generally accepted as fact (with a few gaps but uknow)
>>17432018
oh my fucking god
what is that
>>17433440
the common turk, i heard he died tho
>>17432018
>>17432598
>>17433440
>>17433472
not dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxThtH_5Ys
