>>17378599
>doesn't start thread with the template
shigydig
>>17387430
cool hair, post the template
>>17387433
That's why I linked the old thread shigydigy
These kind of threads are so Facebook, it's not really about the paranormal It's people talking about themselves. I think this, and I think that, me me me me me me me
Template
>>17387438
>making anons jump through your sick hoops
shiddadigdadaggdiggydiggy
>>17387448
Fixed it breh
>>17387430
I am assuming you don't know that red suspenders identify you as a neo nazi skinhead.
>>17387458
I do I just don't care.
>>17387447
>>17387451
>making me look stupid posting 5 seconds before me
shigdigdodogdigdadadagigigdigdiggy
>>17387451
>>17387447
>>17387480
>making myself look stupid as i realize you still fucked up and posted a thumbnail
shig
>>17387564
I believe in myself!
I'm honestly a bit surprised to see a second thread.
-OP of first thread.
Why isn't god on that list?
>>17388208
Monotheism is the belief in a single God. There is also space to write in beliefs you feel particularly strongly about.
you dumb fucks, op posted the link to the old thread with the template.
>>17387430
ay lamoe amirite?
is zero point energy a myth of some sort?
i'm pretty sure the watch im wearing uses it
>>17387430
here you go NSA records
>>17388471
HA HA HA!
Good one friend :^)
>>17387430
Hunh.
Best i could do on my phone
>>17387445
This just in: Facebook invented identity.
>>17388806
It did!?
>>17388399
>>17388448
>>17388605
>>17388648
>All look like future school shooters
I guess I really shouldn't have expected any better from /x/
>>17388825
I smoke to much weed to shoot something up
>>17388825
Looks more like a bad rock band.
But why? GF tells me that I dress like a 50 year old winter hermit.
>>17388399
This a chick or a long haired dude?
>>17387430
Op, do you really not believe in dinosaurs?
>>17387564
Kek
>>17387430
What do you mean believe when it comes to dinosaurs and skeletons? Cuz those at least exist out of your list of bullshit.
Keks to those who think crystal stones have magic cuz pretty.
>>17388469
This.
>>17389465
Skeletons don't real!
Why are you trying to scare the kids?
>>17389151
It's me and I'm a guy.
I also believe in myself ;)
(Also idk what the anti-gravity shit is, but I want to believe cause that'd be lit af senpai)
>>17389504
Aww someone doesn't like the spoopy skerlituns
>>17389517
here's my beliefs
I believe that skeletons exist however I have a feeling that's not what the option entails.
I illustrated myself in my pajamas because that's what I'm in now and also most of the time.
>>17387430
Fuck your image
[x] Ghosts
[x] Aliens
[x] Bigfoot
[x] Magic
[x] Monotheism
[ ] Polytheism
[x] Demons
[ ] Ancient Astronaut Theories
[x] Dinosaurs
[ ] Crystal Energy Stuff
[x] Illuminati
[x] Skinwalkers (shit's no fucking joke either)
[x] 9/11 inside job/Jews
[x] Antigravity/Free Energy Technology
[ ] Skellingtons
[x] Jesus
[x] Luciferian Zionist New World Order
[ ] Vampires
[x] IT'S HAPPENING
[x] Other Beliefs: Basically anything that comes from an old, learned, mentally sound, not alcoholic Native American is 100% true
>topics we need to shill more: the survey
>>17387430
For real though, this is just an autism checklist right? Who honestly believes half of these things....
>>17389540
>>17389157
>>17388648
>>17388485
You people disgust me.>>17388490
I'll explain later.
>>17389556
Don't bother, tell your asylum sisters instead. They'd be more likely to believe bullshit
>>17389568
How'd you know I work at a psychiatric hospital?
>>17389582
How else could you have learned the truth?
>>17387430
>>17387564
>>17389417
>>17389421
>not believing in dinosaurs
is this like people who don't believe in global warming? you're aware there is proof of dinosaurs??
Welp.
>>17389609
There's ""proof"" of skellingtons too, that doesn't stop them from being way 2spooky to be real.
>kanyeshrug.gif
I pretty much believe in just about everything. And am afraid of everything.
>won't go outside after dark unless street lights
>when I do, I check my surroundings before getting in my car
>lock my doors periodically as well as car doors when I'm parked at night
>thinks demons are after me
>thinks gov is NWO
>thinks ayyliums are watching me
>have to close curtains after dark and periodically check them if they are open
>has to have closet light on when I sleep
>has to have fan on when I sleep bc silence also scares me
THANKS /x/
Are there any good, light, privacy-concious paint-like apps for android?
>>17389618
You're not supposed to shame our virtual drawing abilities, anon. BTW, skelingtons ain't real.
>>17389643
You're one of the most reasonable people here. Congrats. Except for the bonies, of course.
>>17389647
Is /x/ really this full of girls now? Wasn't like this back in the day.
>>17389647
Why do I even come here?
>>17389680
>You're one of the most reasonable people here. Congrats.
Yay.
>Except for the bonies, of course.
The what?
i take the agnostic viewpoint on anything i havent experienced first hand
>>17389680
/x/ has always been full of girls
- a girl
>>17389690
It's a joke, 'bout the skeletons. You're not supposed to believe in them.
>>17389687
To experience fear in a 'safe' environment. My girlfriend is scared to death of horror movies, but watches them with me all the time because it's fun in hindsight, lol.
>>17387430
>>17389697
Yeah, that's the funny part...I love watching horror movies. Non of them really scare me. Gore doesn't even bother me. But one thing falls in my house for no reason or I see something move in a dark forest I'm noping the fuck out.
>>17389695
Not back in '09. I don't mean that there weren't any girls at all, but that most of them used to keep quiet about it due to the whole 'omg gurlz' or 'tits or GTFO' thing. 4chan has changed. I think this is good.
>>17389674
Sketchbook. Run IMG through obscuracam for extra privacy
>>17389697
>It's a joke, 'bout the skeletons. You're not supposed to believe in them.
That's the craziest thing I believe in.
Also my hair drawing game on point.
>>17389702
I know. I was one of them :/ been here off and on since 2007. It just feels more accepting now I guess.
Over 9 gorillian hours on my phone because laptop is kill. Thank you based Galaxy Note and your sexy S-Pen.
>>17389582
>>17389590
This made me realize that the only difference between sane people and insane people is the ability to keep your mouth shut.
>>17389709
You poor oppressed victim. ;((((((
>>17389703
Ty :)
>>17389647
>thinks gov is NWO
I know what you mean, but still kinda ironic.
>>17389712
Fuq off, m8
>>17389724
>>17389726
not her but this right here is why girls dont want to post on 4chan. its just lame anon.
>>17389710
Fuck, forgot to crop first. Fuck it, I'm drunk. I'll do it if there's another one. Fun thread though.
>>17389701
I'm like that as well. Paranormal Activity fucked me up when I was living alone, even though I didn't really get scared during the movie. At 3 a.m. in my old house, however, was quite different. But that place was already spooky on its own. THERE WERE LITERAL RATS IN THE WALLS.
>>17389707
That hair is truly on point. You still shouldn't believe in skeletons, tho
>>17389709
Yeah, I guess it is. But don't jinx it, this website is still predominantly made up of neckbearded weaboos.
>>17389729
It's OK. I post that shit too. xD
>>17389729
>muh feelings
>muh stronk womyn's honor
>>17389734
>THERE WERE LITERAL RATS IN THE WALLS.
You should've burnt your house down.
>>17389735
it annoys the hell out of me but do whatever you want i guess
>>17389729
Just have to have some thick skin to be here. Tell them to fuck off and/or ignore. /x/ is pretty tame as far as bullshit like that goes but its still 4chan, faggot.
>tfw
>>17387430
>>17389742
You either make your posts worth reading or you don't. Gender has nothing do with it.
>>17389734
>That hair is truly on point.
Thanks bruh.
>You still shouldn't believe in skeletons, tho
THEY'RE OUT THERE. I'M TELLING YOU.
>>17389751
fuck i forgot my beard
just imagine a hamster stuck to my chin
>>17389742
oh my god she has a vagina, she must be from tumblr and have a victim complex, lets post reaction images that will teach her!
>>17389745
Well, I kind of correlate "triggered" with obsessive feminists and making fun if them. :/ I just don't think it's even really insulting to me.
>>17389758
Can do.
>>17389554
Its ok anon, you disgust us too
>>17389754
>Gender has nothing do with it.
Then why do you care so much about being a white knight?
>>17389760
Your anal wreckage is showing, beta.
>>17389760
>>17389761
Professional white knight here. Just want to point out that being a woman doesn't oblige you to be a feminist. Politics and bitchy "social" activism isn't for everyone.
>>17389767
>>>/b/
go back to the containment board
>>17389754
This.
>>17389748
hnnnnnnng....ghost jizz
>>17389767
>why do you care so much about being a white knight?
Honestly I was detecting your samefag checking capacities. Surprised you didn't accuse me of being samefag.
Still disappointed that you posted the GIF without the laser beams coming out of his eyes though.
>>17389780
Always had a thing for her. The new ghostbusters movie should have had the awesome new crew instead if they wanted to be progressive.
>>17389776
>BACK YOU SWINE, I SHALL DEFENDTH THY LADY'S SUPREME HONOR IN THE HOPES OF BEING REWARD WITH IMAGES OF DISROBEMENT
Proptip: she likely thinks you're a pathetic beta.
>>17389786
>Honestly I was detecting your samefag checking capacities. Surprised you didn't accuse me of being samefag.
Rad.
>>17389743
It was actually my grandmother's house, and my parents were getting insane at the time, so it felt like a good place to escape from things. It was the closes I've ever been to an actual 'haunted' house, though. I've told this story here a million times, but one time I woke up and there was a three-legged stool balanced on one leg in the middle of the hallway. The whole house was locked.
>>17389754
This guy gets it.
>>17389756
I'll never give in to the bone-heads.
>>17389712
It's because of people like you that a lot of 4channers will go through most of their lives as virgin losers because they never had any meaningful contact with the opposite sex. Geez, man, get a hold of yourself. (pic related)
>>17389796
i don't even know who she is and didn't see the new movie
i now have a new fetish for ghost bukkake
>>17389798
>beta
sweet memespeak bro, i dont care about protecting anything but the quality of psts on this board
>>>/b/
youd fit in their
>>17389801
>I'll never give in to the bone-heads.
You'll see one day, bruh. I swear I saw one in a doctor's office one time.
>>17389802
Not in the new movie. From the second cartoon back in the day. She was pretty badass, just how I like 'em.
This thread is derailing bc I put boobs on my character bitch...
>>17389798
I think a better question is why you're trying to shitpost so hard about this. So what if girls lurk? You're not getting tits either way so why bother betaposting at all?
>>17389819
Thread is derailing because of white knight faggots.
Like
>>17389803
>hurr muh quality pls no bully delicate females
>>17389819
Are you surprised that you have to deal with autists sperging out on 4chan?
>>17389825
>I think a better question is why you're trying to shitpost so hard about this
Because beta white knights annoy the fuck out of me.
>You're not getting tits either way so why bother betaposting at all?
You sure you're replying to the right anon there?
>>17389826
>>hurr muh quality pls no bully delicate females
again i dont care about her whatsoever
seriously >>>/b/ nobody wants you here
>>17389834
Honestly, no...but I liked this thread.
Wow, it's like you guys have absolutely 0 concept of how to behave around women.
Protip: They're just like you, but with tits. Chill the fuck out and stop shitposting.
>>17389836
>white knights annoy the fuck out of me
Fair enough, honestly. It's possible to hold more than one perspective in an argument.
>>17389838
>again i dont care about her whatsoever
Mhm.
>>17389848
I'm just making fun of the betas. If femanons come on 4chan and don't expect both white knights and assholes, they're fucking dumb.
With that said I don't care. You're text on a screen.
>>17389845
Me too until some sperg escaped from either /b/ or /r9k/. Let's just ignore it. Its that easy.
Commenting on last dudes pic to get this crazy train back on the rails:
>>17389751
Should have posted me with my knife too. I'd get high with you and I also sometimes use a cane because of a bad car accident.
>>17389856
you mad dumb tho, bro. js
>>17389856
>You're text on a screen.
Jokes on you, meatbag.
>>17389861
>>17389869
>>17389874
>>17389877
Hey, fuck you man. You just triggered my MKUltra programming. Now I have to go kill someone. Thanks a fucking lot.
>>17389643
I'm surprised no one's called mine edgy yet.
>>17389613
Time travel REP-RE-SENT!
OK, shits getting retarded now. Love the fact that there's lady /x/philes here. You're cool.
>inb4 white knight.
Going to go get a drink, post more template edits and I'll comment when i get home. Fuck off cancer.
Have our pretty /x/-tan and calm the fuck down. If that anon is being a nigger, then don't be a double nigger.
>>17389904
>>17389893
Kek. Me too bro.
>implying being a little edgy isn't fun.
I was smoking in mine too.
>>17389910
Nice, didn't have that one yet. OC?
>>17389893
Self-consciousness isn't edgy anymore, that's so 2013.
If you wanna be edgy now, you need to be totally unironic & dogmatic about your terrible, untenable & idiotic views.
>>17389917
I was more referring to my beliefs but yeah. That too.
>>17389923
I'd just call that natural stupidity.
what in the fuck happened in this thread
I leave to watch an hour long documentary and now this?
jesus christ just stop talking to each other already
Levitation, invisibility & time-travel.
>>17389981
Forgot pic
>>17390032
What's that stuff at the bottom?
>>17390039
Poor editing.
I hope I live up to your expectations!
>>17390052
Wow, banksy is getting even worse.
>>17387564
exactly this.
Belief implies you aren't certain of it's existence.
I do not belief anything. I only know.
>>17390109
>skinwalker confirmed
>>17387430
>[] Ghosts
>[x] Aliens
>[x] Bigfoot
>[] Magic
>[] Monotheism
>[ ] Polytheism
>[] Demons
>[ ] Ancient Astronaut Theories
>[] Dinosaurs
>[ ] Crystal Energy Stuff
>[] Illuminati
>[] Skinwalkers (shit's no fucking joke either)
>[x] 9/11 inside job/Jews
>[] Antigravity/Free Energy Technology
>[ ] Skellingtons
>[] Jesus
>[] Luciferian Zionist New World Order
>[ ] Vampires
>[x] IT'S HAPPENING
>>17390095
/pol/ is always right
>>17390224
>believes in skeletons
>probably a skinwalker
Why would I trust anything else you have to shill?
I'm tired
>>17390095
>believes in everything someone ever posted a YouTube video about
Yeah that's /pol/ alright
>>17390279
The super-efficient water-based fuel-cell & steam-generating textured turbine youtube videos are the best ones.
Why are people free-energy sceptics?
Best conspiracy, by far.
>>17390279
Dude, what the fuck is your problem? So what if he is mentally disabled? Who gave you permission to be such a dick to someone who already has to struggle so much every day? I know it is easy to dissociate from people like that, but they are still people. How would you feel if you were that retarded and everyone laughed at your existence?
Fucking bullies, get a life.
>>17389893
>>17389917
OMG You guys are so edgy. How do you do it?
Mothman
>>17390259
I know is hard to believe but skeletons are real and they have a lot of magic potential, sometimes people need to use bones on rituals and spells. I can't be a skinwalker beacuse I am a not American. These are the reasons that why you should trust me:
>Ghosts and Aliens
They have a lot of proofs that you can find in the internet or searching by yourself.
>Magic, Monotheism,Voodoo, Polytheism(I forgot), Crystal Energy, Astral Projection.
You should try voodoo, crystal and astral projection to confirm if it is real or not.
>FUCKING JEWS
I recommend the book The Protocol of Elders of Zion to watch by yourself why jews have the control, is a little bit old but still really important, or you can just look for information about relevant people and you can see most of them are jews or they had jewish families (Marx, Rockefeller family, Zukemberg)
>Time travel
John Tittor is the biggest example
>>17390344
I'm with you on most everything except the global Jewish conspiracy bit.
I am American, from the norteast and there's a lot of Jews over here, most of them aren't especially rich, powerful or relevant, the British empire has probably fucked up the world a lot more from what I've seen, hell they even gave Palestine to those bolshy kibbutzim.
/x/ hate incomming
>>17390363
Legit.
>>17390380
Kabbalistic Talmudic zionists.
>>17390385
Wouldn't they have to believe that the Messiah had was among us to be talmudic zionists?
As far as kabbala, the sepherotic system is pretty constrictive & limiting, but it makes sense for self empowerment within the context of religious-law.
There really aren't a lot of self-contained magical systems out there, are there?
>>17390363
I actually kinda like it. It's messy as shit, but it stands out and you have some agreeable additions.
Also dunno how you can believe meditation, Yoga, astral projection, other dimensions etc but think nope about magick. Those things basically underline the fundamentals of occult practices, all magick does is use that shit to another extent beyond the elemental effects that come naturally, essentially acting as an unproven science utilizing this nonsense.
>>17390356
I am Latina and most of the jews that i know are owner of the social media or members of the freemasonry.
>>17390393
>Wouldn't they have to believe that the Messiah had was among us to be talmudic zionists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFr4C2BPLeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHnjOiagh-g
>>17390409
Every really rich Jew I've ever met was half Jewish half Anglo/Protestant and raised an Atheist, honestly.
The richest religious community I've ever encountered were east-coast Mormons
>>17388469
edgy iya
>>17390417
This is as bad as ISIS, omfg.
All the apocalyptic cults are on the same side!
I'm glad they're all too zealous, xenophobic & racist to uniteto their common end.
>>17390423
Those are the people you've met and encountered.
>>17390400
Yay, thanks. It depends on what do you mean by believing meditation. I believe it helps you reach inner peace and connection with your subconscious mind. Yoga is about increasing blood flow and meditating for me - it helps me to sleep better and feel better. I don't really think 'magic' when I do yoga, it's more about moving my body & breathing right ^^ but other people might connect it with magic. Depends on the person.
>>17390433
I like to think it's a pretty extensive sample, I'm from an old city with some fancy-ass suburbs and a few elite unis.
>>17390431
>I'm glad they're all too zealous, xenophobic & racist to uniteto their common end.
Don't be so quick to come to that conclusion ;)
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-isis-rockefellers-how-islamic-state-oil-flows-to-israel/5491897
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-us-and-israel-are-the-main-sponsors-of-the-islamic-state-isis/5400940
http://21stcenturywire.com/2015/02/19/un-report-reveals-how-israel-is-coordinating-with-isis-militants-inside-syria/
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/11/03/israeli-army-colonel-captured-in-iraq-along-isis-militants/
lmfao MUH JIHAD
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-israel-is-the-only-country-terrorist-group-fears-says-first-western-journalist-to-survive-a6793876.html
>>17390444
Know anyone who owns a bank or media corporation?
[x] Ghosts
[x] Aliens
[] Bigfoot
[] Magic
[] Monotheism
[] Polytheism
[] Demons
[] Ancient Astronaut Theories
[x] Dinosaurs
[] Crystal Energy Stuff
[] Illuminati
[] Skinwalkers (shit's no fucking joke either)
[X] 9/11 inside job/Jews
[] Antigravity/Free Energy Technology
[] Skellingtons
[] Jesus
[x] Luciferian Zionist New World Order
[] Vampires
[x] IT'S HAPPENING (new world order -- social engineering through media, false flags, hoaxes, shills everywhere, etc.)
[x] Other Beliefs: UFOs, crop circles. Kind of believe in psychokinesis, but remain skeptical.
Chemtrails and weather modification should be on that list
>>17387430
/pol/ loving christfag, who also happens to love hiking
pic makes me look like a hispter, but im really not.
>>17389618
Making us look bad anon.
>>17390462
Do their kids count?
>>17390505
Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7QXz6hDtxI
>>17390363
I like you? London?
>>17390510
This is pretty accurate, lol.
DID ftw.
>>17390363
I want to believe...
>>17390573
>your crotch when you've spend so much time fapping on 4chan your privates are labeled with your favorite board's name
>>17387430
me on the right
>>17387430
I guess I made one too pheggits
>>17391039
I like you but your style seems faggy. 9/10
>>17391063
I wish I had a shirt that said Piss Pots.
Thanks for the r8 m8
>>17391078
pink guy/10
GIB ME DUH PUSS1 B0S5
>>17391078
>No believing on Chin Chin
How'd I do?
>>17391116
Nobody cares.
>>17391123
Why'd you reply then?
>>17391116
>bigfoot
other than that, looking good
>>17391149
I could be convinced bigfoot doesn't exist but I guess its just one of those things i'm not entirely sure on but i've seen some things that convince me so i'm like whatever.
I've never experienced/witnessed unexplained phenomena, but I want to believe.
>>17389767
Hahah he looks like he's drooling a huge line of saliva in that thumbnail
Who Christian Gnosticism here?
>>17391197
Forgot magic my b
>>17390976
If I take off that mask will you die?
I cannot into MS paint.
>>17387430
>>17391238
no, but it does help with the chemtrails and secret government bioweapons tests.
I am a man.
>>17390290
Second law of thermodynamics.
How the fuck do you not know this already
>>17391488
>Doesn't believe in bigfoot
>Does believe in aliens
>MFW Bigfoot turns out to be an alien.
skinwalkers are too far man
>>17389920
Came from the last /x/-tan thread.
>>17390363
>grown up mammals should drink hormone infused milk
I like you.
i usually just lurk but this is a neat thread
>>17390496
>that progression
Goddamn.
>>17391128
Ignore betaposters.
>>17391263
>keeping it simple
Nice.
OK then.
>>17387430
>>17391811
Without the beliefs this isn't even close to /x/ related.
>>17391795
They are understood my friend, they are understood indeed..
>>17391816
is it not spoopy enough or or what
>>17391749
So you're not theistic but kind of believe in magic and ghosts and demons?
>>17391838
Guess I slipped up. Those should be checked with yellow.
>>17391811
how's mexico?
>>17391715
Nice, must have missed that one. Saved and thank you.
>>17391866
>>17391883
Don't worry about it. I understand that glitches like these are bound to happen some day.
