How can I bring a dead pet back to life through supernatural means?
OP you should of thought about that BEFORE you decided to fuck your hamster.
>>17387391
think real hard about how much you love your kitty & she will come to you in dreams
>>17387391
Sorry op but you can't you just have to let go
-find a indian burial ground
-berry ur pet
-move on with ur fucking life
>>17387414
>berry ur pet
And Millennials can't figure out why no one will hire them.
>>17387391
Not even magic can do that. Sorry OP
>>17387407
It hurts, but this is the truth. Dyin' is another part of livin'. We gotta keep on keepin' on.
>>17387391
Nope, only with natural,scientific means.
>>17387422
>taking this seriously
and everyone else wonders why your generation is so stupid
>>17387422
Because they use bad grammar on an anonymous Scandinavian bear pelt tanning image board in the paranormal subsection?
At least their not old on an anonymous Scandinavian bear pelt tanning image board in the paranormal subsection...that would be just sad
>>17387465
>everything is a joke, just like my gauged ears!
Dude, bro, seriously we need to talk.
>>17387638
it's literally sad to witness
>>17387638
Why do you keep insisting your better then these people?
>>17387648
Why do you think I am the same person as the person that first triggered you?
Bury him in that old cemetery.
He might come back and try to kill you though.
>>17387638
It's ok man, someone out there loves you. Big virtual hug coming your way.
tie strings around its limbs and make him a puppet. it's like weekend at bernies except it's you playing with your dead dog.
>>17387399
I don't do this and my dead dog still appears in dreams , almost 8 months after she died.
>>17387391
OP you're such a fucking faggot.
Never play with souls and never bring alive what is already dead, trust me i know what i'm talking about.
Bringing a soul is so fucking hazardous it's like the ouija , you want to have a soul of someone to come but instead only those fucking demons come to you.
Just don't make that decision , it's too stupid and you can put your life in danger.
>>17387422
God I fucking hate those little shits.
>>17387638
It's not gauged ears you baboon. It's stretched ears. Gauge only refers to the size. I don't even have that shit and I know.
>>17387659
Why do you think I was the person triggered?
>>17387715
Demons are actually bros, if you knew what you were talking about you'd understand that.
>>17387734
You edgy faggot , demons won't ever help a human.
>>17387741
>tfw one saved my life once
sure buddy
>>17387760
You literally can't get any edgier. Demons are here to fuck shit up , not help.
>>17387798
maybe he had a different experience than you??
crazy to even fathom i know but just maybe....
>>17387422
You realize its a joke, since anon is referencing Pet Semetery, where King purposely misspells cemetery as "semetery"?
>>17387798
Have you ever even met a demon before or are you just saying they're bad cus that's what you've been told. green text a story nigger im all ears.
>>17387391
THEY COME BAHCK....DIFFERENT
>>17387734
lol wtf ?
>>17387741
nah he still think they're here just to help him
He don't know they just want him to take the other path and burn in hell
>>17387810
keks , a demon who save lives ? pretty normal , if it ain't him who separate your souls from you or use you enough he can't get satisfied , anyway fuck off ! go see a priest or someone before he take too much control on you.
Demons are pretty good until you want them to leave , then they will show their true face.
>>17387818
No I'm not going to greentext and I've had memories from my childhood I can remember bits and pieces of a demon trying to fuck my shit up. Demons help you for something major in return , it doesn't mean they like you.
>>17387810
>>17387732
Its obvious your triggered, deal with it.
>>17387852
>projecting this hard
honestly gets more sad with every one of his posts
>>17387391
Watch Frankenweenie...seriously.
>>17387826
>tfw traded my soul for a demon friend
it was well worth it friendo they're nice if you give them what they want.
>>17387910
>gave your soul to a demon just for it to help you and it doesn't like you.
Kek , pussy.
>>17387910
that's like havin a golddigger gf who not into you at all and takes your money all the time, seems shite
>>17387968
Who said she doesn't like me? we occasionally fuck so that's a bonus. along with seeing cool shit every other day i'd say it's worth it.
>>17387910
this nigga got cucked by a demon he summoned ?
wtf m8 , are you a swed or something ?
>>17387977
>>17387982
yall niggas just jealous.
>>17387391
I won't tell you. Next thing you know you will want to do it with your dead gf.
>>17387820
Also this.
>>17387979
Yeah , demons won't fuck you and don't like you. Show proof that this nice demon exists.
>>17388027
>Wont fuck you
bullshit, ever heard of a succubus? why dont you show me proof that demons are evil you silly child.
>>17388035
A succubus doesn't fuck you, it drains you and makes you a living she'll you retard. God , /x/ these days is full of misinformed children. Show me proof that they're good.
>>17387391
you cant dude, sorry man
>>17388042
confirmed for having zero experience with demons or succubi. maybe one day you'l be lucky enough to meet one but for now dont go around spouting regurgitated opinions.
>>17388066
Are you literally retarded? Look up succubus and every sight you click on the definition will be something that drains you. Show me proof. Now. Take a picture of it or something . anything. Demons only help for an exchange. Otherwise they fuck everything up.
>>17388066
Also , its not an opinion it is a fact. Demons kill unless you make a major deal. A succubus drains your energy.
>>17387391
>can I bring a dead pet back to life
Pets reincarnate really fast, so you can't.
My old cat died and came back as a new cat. That cat was run over by a car and died. Then a year later my sister's friend got a dog, and I noticed the dog had the exact same pattern on it's back as my cat had. I also behaved like my cat, personality wise.
Just accept it. Pets come and go.
>>17388140
>>17388079
still waiting for that greentext nigger, your opinion literally means nothing if you dont have first hand experience.
>>17388272
I only remember bits and pieces because it was when I was younger , but I was hit , things were thrown at me , objects around the house moved , and things were thrown off shelves. I know it sounds like a poltergeist , but that is a demon. I'm still waiting for you to prove demons are good.
>>17388339
I honestly believe it's not black and white. Each demon has their own personality like humans, some play jokes, some want to hurt you.
But saying every demon is completely evil is like saying every black person is a gang banging nigger.
>>17388355
No , but every demon will either attack you or fuck with you unless a deal is made.
>>17388355
What about Angels?
>>17387422
>>17387414
>>17387465
inb4
>>17388355
too much bullshit for me m8
demons are fucking , they want to fuck you up that's all
You're just like a fucking white liberal race traitor , like here in France we had many of them.
>Why are you against refugees anon ? they are not all bad you know ?
keks pic related.
This is the problem with our society , dumb fucks who don't understand the simple standards of not talking to strangers , people like you were kidnapped by some pedo when they were children , you are just living in a dream world you fucking kids, go kill yourselves you're more than useless for us.
>>17388013
what a fucking retard, can't even pick up a girl and fuck her , you're just pointless.
>>17388525
>tfw im on my way right now to go fug a 7/10 chub chick
we're gonna smoke alot of weed and bone hows your night going anon?
>>17388446
Angels that appear on earth are fallen angels that would make them demons too. i cant really speak on angels tho because i have no experience with them. you might be calling some demons angels by mistake.
shometimes dead is beddah
>>17388572
>braging about smoking weed and his own perception of women rating it "7/10" and it's even a chub.
Since you need weed and most of weed consumer are total useless millennials to get a chick and even she's a chub that a drug addict rate 7/10 must in reality be a ugly fat 2/10 where only drugs can help you fuck it.
I'm sure you're just retarded , your standards must be low since most of woman who smoke weed are totally fucked up and have mental issues , have a nice night anon .
And how is my night ? implying it's not the morning for me.
>>17388572
What happened with you fucking a demon? Ohthats right ,you can't because demons don't like humans. Have fun with your fat hairy vagina if you're not lying. I doubt your ass can get a girl with your tin foil hat stuck on 24/7.
>>17387422
Still shitposting at your age? I'm guessing there's no wife in the picture.
>>17387414
>I'll berry my dick.
>>17387391
Do you want to bring it back to life or do you want to have your pet back? There's a difference.
>>17387391
You can't revive, but at best if you lear lucid dream you mean learn how to make it appear on it .. I guess? But I wouldn't recommend.
>>17388768
you may learn*
>>17387391
Didn't Pet Sematary teach you anything?
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>>17388695
I can feel the anger radiate from your posts, it's sad really. taking shots at my date? at least i have one.Saying i cant fuck girls AND demons? but i do. You guys really need to play catch up and get on my level.
