Without killing or grievously harming them, how would you outsmart Mystery, Inc. when they investigate your paranormal-themed scam?
More proof 12 year olds visit /x/
>>17384691
Mind control.
>>17384691
I would date Daphne and slowly drift her away from the team - fundamentally leading to their demise.
>>17384698
Sorry you're still butthurt about getting caught by a gang of teens.
>>17384691
Rip them out of the matrix
>>17384708
The show art style was amazing - I have to see who done that and see if he done more projects or has his artistic library.
Call the police on a bunch of teenagers trespassing on private property, watch the police escort them away or scold them for their unlawful loitering.
Mystery Inc. isn't that hard to circumvent. The Hardy Boys on the other hand...
>>17384691
make them think it was themselves
sedate shaggy and kidnap him while he's out, leave personal items of his about the scene of a crime, rip the alibi from him, perhaps pay off some false witnesses, leave clues that he has an unchecked psychosis gnawing at the corners of his mind. Wait for him to go mad with guilt and commit suicide, leaving the gang shattered and out of the picture, basically pull a Super Mario Sunshine
>>17384707
>Daphne
>Not seducing Velma, who's the reals brains
>Not slam fucking her til she's so submissive she throws the other retards off the trail
>not mind breaking her til she joins you and kills them on her own.
>>17384736
>Try to sedate shaggy
>Feed him vast quantities of the most powerful drugs known to man
>He says "Thanks, bro" and makes a huge sandwich
It would have worked if it weren't for them pesky kids.
>>17384691
I would just put a
>no trespassing police take notice
sign on said property where the money/gold/valuable are and try to legally obtain the land so I could properly search for it. Anyone tries to sneak on to my popery would get their ass chased by a pack of dogs
Another thing to add, even though the bad guy gets arrested in the end, what can they charge him with? He didn't hurt anyone, he just dressed up like a monster and scared some teenagers
I wouldn't follow them around trying to spoop them away. They'd eventually get bored and leave.
>>17384725
>im getting such a raging clue right now
>>17384691
I would hang job applications around to scare off a bunch of 20 something's driving around in a van at all hours of the day poking their noses in other peoples shit
>>17384691
well gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgEkDWRb9IM
>>17384763
This. Velma is the brains. If you fuck Velma, the group is fucked. Winning.
>>17384763
>>17384845
>you will never corrupt Velma
>you will never plan out an elaborate scheme with her involving fake monsters
>you will never fuck her atop a pile of your ill-gotten gains
why live?
>>17385020
To fuck real life - better versions of Velma.
>>17384804
He should get charged with whatever scam he was trying to hide by scaring them away, along with some kind of nuisance charges for being a bother to the town with his fake monster stuff.
>>17384691
Call the cops, they get busted for assorted psychedelics.
1. Not be around when they are.
2. Not tell them the damn story about why the place is haunted, because like, that's usually a dead giveaway for who's the bad guy.
>>17384691
Kill myself and actually haunt the place.
>>17384691
Kidnap velma instead of daphne since she's the only one who actually figures anything out.
Set up a buffet that can keep shaggy and scooby busy.
Send the monster, or if im the monster, chase after anyone that isnt shaggy and scooby.
>>17384763
Velma is a goddess
The only objective is to fuck Velma cross-eyed. Any other answer is wrong.
Duh.
This is now a fuck Velma thread. Rule 34.
>>17384691
Sprinkle raisins on the floor so scooby eats them and dies because raisins and grapes are poisonous to dogs.
This is probably the best thread I've seen on /x/ in a while.
>>17385183
>Sprinkle raisins on the floor so scooby eats them and dies because raisins and grapes are poisonous to dogs.
>Implying Scooby-Doo can't eat anything
>>17384691
You fuck velma nigga! Make her your bitch! She's the only one who actually solves the mysteries, give her a good fucking and make her yours and get her to stay quiet!
>>17384691
Drugs.
Pretend I am some sort of evil alchemist and drug them up.
Then capture them and drop them off in the middle of a forest.
When they wake up I will have moved locations and they will be in the woods.
Breaking bad scoobs
Start dating Velma,stop my paranormal schemes experience love, get married, buy a house, what the fuck am I typing this is crazy
>>17385356
>fantasizing about characters in a cartoon
friend, >>>tumblr is that way
>>17385374
never change, /x/
>>17385386
>having autism paints you as a tumblr user
No, friend.
