Can anybody red pill me on the black knight satellite?
It's debris.
>>17370865
did someone photshop this to look like santa's sleigh?
>>17370871
From? I'm usually a rational thinker but people pick up signals from this all the time and it never has the same orbit.
>>17370865
stop spamming this garbage
>>17370872
>>17370889
This is the first time I posted it. And the first time I've seen it too.
>>17370901
lol'd
>>17370889
>Learn 2 block post
>red pill me
>>>/pol/
>>17370910
its spammed here everyday
>>17370916
Be quiet. Stop spamming this garbage.
Don't make a Black Knight thread unless and until you can give a compelling reason to doubt the wikipedia article about it. These are fucking stupid, everyone knows it, don't tell people to block this idiocy, stop posting it because it's stupid.
When a whole goddamned board is telling you to stop being a dick, maybe instead of just being more a dick through confrontation, maybe find something better to do. Don't fight...improve!
>>17370928
Stop being a dick, please.
>>17370928
i like the black knight satellite, it's a spooky, anomalous object in low orbit.
can you give one compelling reason to trust the wikipedia article about it?
>>17370928
Stop impostering me
>>17370923
memes
Same thread every time, nothing new
Wouldn't surprise me if OP is the autist who posts Elisa Lam threads every day also
>>17371017
Just like little kids want to hear the same story over and over again at bedtime, /x/ loves going over the same topics endlessly.
It's the predictability, it makes young minds feel like they're in control because they know how it will turn out, they've done it before.
>>17370880
Because there isn't only one piece of space debris up there ?
Ide read a bit about it (albeit whilst high as a muthafukka on acid) and it takes on a polar orbit and supposedly shifted during a moment when it would have collided with debris/meteorite... The signals it emits are interesting too..pretty good read desu
>>17371028
Hey, at least I'm glad those pesky "What happened to Elisa Lam" threads are gone.
Those threads almost made me follow her path.
Why do retarded autists still spam this stupid topic?
>>17372084
>he said while bumping the thread after six hours
Fuck yourself.
I see there's roleplayers in here.
Can I roleplay as a debris hauler?
>>17370865
the rumors going around, that it has been in orbit for a few thousand years, if not longer: who has seen them? there cannot be evidence for this, as it is an object that only is photographed in outer space; never seen from earth.
it is a piece of a satelite, or the ISS, if I remember right. It looks sucpicous.
Is this really my last month in hell?
>>17370865
never forget what Pepsi did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmSKT-9u_A
>>17374889
Ask Ekkehard
>>17370901
BUT WHO THEN, IS ALSO ON HIS SLAY! OMG SPOOOOPERS
>>17370928
>reason to doubt a wikipedia article?!!?!?!?!
rofl
hope u aint serious.
>>17374961
Dammit /x/
What the fuck happened?
>>17374920
Who the fuck is eke hard?
>>17374961
It's his bag of toys tard
>>17372102
Planetes?
Mah nigga
>>17370920
It really isn't. Lurk more. It was spammed a lot back in 2014 but this year and late last year, it wasn't a popular subject.
>>17370928
Hey man. I like your posts but I don't like this one. relax.
It's a cat sitting on a piano in space holding some sort of sniper rifle.
>>17375629
My god
>>17375253
>>17370901
Obviously a witch on a rake backwards...The showoff
>>17370880
it's squidwards house
Arcturus observational array.
>>17370865
Well if you believe in aliens, I've read that it's one of the most advanced species called the arcturians and they are basically watching us advance and trying to help without helping if that makes any sense, and here to protect us from malevolent aliens who just want to destroy us
>>17375790
demon shills plz go no one is buying that tired old story
Apollos chariot
>>17370865
MSG....
INCOMING....
BLACK...
KNIGHT....
SATELLITE...
WE...
WANT...
YOUR...
CHEESE...
PIZZA...
SIGNED...
ZETA RETICULANS...END MSG
>>17375790
Why would they want to protect us? Protect humans? A race of ignorance and hatred?
That's a laugh. We still can't stop killing each-other. I'm sure aliens would find that pathetic.
>>17375989
That's what a race no better than humanity would think. That kind of hateful, condescending bullshit would demonstrate they were every bit as bad as the people they were trying to lord over.
A species that wasn't all ignorance and hatred would have empathy and understanding. It's like why intelligent, kind hearted people don't get all snotty about how cats kill small animals or goats are always getting into stupid fights about who gets to have sex. We know that that's how cats and goats evolved to be, and they benefit from it. We'd be stupid to hold them to a false standard, petty to judge them for it and ridiculous to declare how superior we were for doing those things.
Like, if we ever really felt that the cats murdering everything behavior was becoming a genuine ethical issue, we'd, because it is in our power to do so, seek to solve the problem without being dicks. We might uplift the cats to understand that they no longer need to be so murderous, nor do they benefit from it anymore. We might engineer the environment to the opportunity simply isn't there, find ways to keep small critters safe and cats still happy. Things like that. That's what a genuinely "superior" (in the ethical/judgmental sense,) race of aliens would do in response to discovering humanity.
>>17372102
>Planetes
Very good senpai.
>>17376018
I like you. You're good people.
=)
>>17370865
It's where James Holmes received his instructions from
>>17376039
Well thank you! You're very kind ^_^
>>17370865
It's an SCP. SCP's are fiction. /thread
>>17374899
How does Peptsi have this footage and why didn't it make the news? If this alreasy happen then? I can't understand
>>17376018
I have 3 cats and 2 or them, swear to god, have no interest in murder. The other is bloodthirsty but I honestly don't think the other two (mother and son) have ever killed anything. It's really strange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNkjrzXYlP0
>>17370865
>redpill me
Not a chance, friendo.
>>17376618
Of the last two cats I owned, one went through a phase where for about a year it was just constant massacres then lost interest. The other simply never stopped and seemed to have no idea of her limits. She would stalk deer although she never actually killed one.
>>17370880
Scientists recently picked up a microwave oven being used in their own research centre and thought it was space communications. Those signals could be anything haha
>>17375971
Underrated post
As conspiracies unwind
Will you slam shut
Or free your mind
Or stay hypnotized
When the Zetas fill the skies
Will our leaders tell us why
Fully loaded satellites
Will conquer nothing but our minds
I am waited patiently
I'll wait for the sign
Carried through the centuries
Secrets locked up
And loaded on my back
And it weighs me down
When the Zetas fill the skies
It's just our leaders in disguise
Fully loaded satellites
Will conquer nothing but our minds
I am waiting patiently
And I'll wait for the sign, yeah
And I'm waiting patiently
And I'll wait for the sign
>>17375448
I think you need to lurk more, these threads are a very regular thing.
>>17370919
Despite common belief
"Red Pill" didn't originate from /pol/.
Obviously we all know its from The Matrix, but /x/, /b/, /co/, /mu/,/fit/ and many other boards and various chans have used this since before /pol/ was even conceived. As well as old /new/. Its not a /pol/ thing its a Chan thing.
Fuck off.
>>17370865
your pick is BK. this is BK
>>17370880
That particular photograph is of a thermal balnket that was reported lost during one of the shuttle missions, if I recall correctly. People have just started associating it with the BKS
>>17380066
they literally just showed this on the Discovery channel. there's some "NASA secrets" show on right now.
>>17380127
*siiiiighhhhhhhh* god...goddammit, Discovery Channel...
>>17380130
what's the problem? They had a show about the new James Webb telescope and this other program is showing after that.
>>17380145
Oh, wait, maybe I misunderstood what you were saying. Are you saying that they just showed the picture and explained it was a thermal blanket?
>>17380158
They talked to some astronauts who were doing a spacewalk and left an item untethered and it floated away from them. I was only half paying attention so I didn't see if they dropped this blanket specifically but they dropped something.
Then they showed this picture and some videos of it also and explained how it was a thermal blanket.
Basically, I was saying that this is such common knowledge that it's literally being shown on Discovery Channel at the same time as this thread is active.
>>17380183
Oh, totally my mistake then, sorry. I thought you were saying they were doing a story on the Black Knight (History Channel must have burned me out!.) I retract my consternation at the Discovery Channel! This is much better news!
>>17380198
Man, I really need to filter you. Every single post you make is a cringefest. You're like that idiot autist everyone knows, who constantly tries to sound eloquent even though it's totally out of place.
>>17370880
>people pick up signals from this all the time and it never has the same orbit
So how do you know they are picking up signals from the black knight satellite?
That's like receiving phone calls from different numbers all the time and assuming it's one person.
Protip: there is no satellite and the signals people pick up are not coming from a single object.
>>17370865
Watch it on youtube
theres a pepsi sponsored movie short on the black knight, called black knight decoded
>>17371123
Wasn't she the elevator chick?
>>17383286
yep. pretty simple, was off of meds and flipped the fuck out.
>>17376606
>not being able to identify CGI
>Don't believe what NASA says
>Believe what PEPSI says
>>17370865
Fucking Durarara.
>>17376606
>How does Peptsi have this footage and why didn't it make the news?
It's a short movie... it's not real.
Protip: the US government weren't working with giant transforming robots from another planet, and there isn't a secret school for wizards in the UK
About a year ago I was playing about with one of those satellite tracker apps, you know the ones where you point your phone at the sky and it shows you all the sattalites passing overhead currently? Well the app had a database of every sattalite currently in earths orbit and strangely enough black Knight was one of the listed ones you could search. I just found it curious that a sattalite that supposdly dosent exist was listed.
>>17370865
it's a metallic thermal blanket some Russian cosmonauts lost on a mission.
>>17385648
Anything orbiting Earth is a satellite, dimwit.
satellite
/ˈsatəlʌJt/
1. an artificial body placed in orbit round the earth or another planet in order to collect information or for communication.
2. a celestial body orbiting the earth or another planet.
>>17376627
/thread
