Sage Cleanse
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Not sure where to start here, but I've definitely got something in my house.
>gf's parents retire to FL
>we rent house from them for cheap
>cousin who is close in age splits rent and lives in one of the bedrooms
>bretty gud
>before we had the house to ourselves, we had seen lights turn on and off at the house but nothing completely unusual
>now that we do
>feelings of being watched (both myself and gf)
>moving shadows
>dogs freaked out sometimes with visible anxiety that is definitely not usual for them
>kinda ignoring it hoping were just wigged out from stress
>roommate (who is and considers himself a radical skeptic) mentions the moving shadows
>both gf and I start having nightmares every night for the last 2 weeks or so
>recently the dogs appear to have nightmares all the time during the day (I work from home)
>I wake them up, but he nightmare doesn't seem to have ended when they go back to sleep
So what are we looking at here? I am probably going to give it a right proper sage cleanse, but do you think that'll be enough?
What's /x/ procedure for this sort of situation?
>>17346835
OP, you should prolly download a ton of the kinkiest fetish porn you can find. Make sure to have a good wank in every room of the house.
>no ghost wants to see your fat ass wanking
A witch ball, frankincense, Florida water, black obsidian, salt, vigil candles, van van oil, spiritual baths, and laughter work.
>>17346974
All of those or just one?
>>17347020
As many as you can. Why would you try to half ass or do the bare minimal in an operation like this, where you're concerned about the safety of yourself and your loved ones?
Also consider doing the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram. In my personal experience it has been very helpful in removing unwanted spiritual presence.
>>17346974
you sound like youve laid some tricks.
Whats up with black obsidian? I keep hearing it called for in stuff and Ive never understood its purpose. I got oodles of black obsidian, never knew its magical function, care to share? I know about the rest, but that one I need to hear someone elses opinion on.
>>17347038
Same as >>17347041
But could you lay out what each item or process would specifically do?
I want to make sure I get the order and intent correct. Especially since I'm not exactly sure what the thing is. Growing up, I've always been more aware, and this is something I never experienced, it doesn't seem to be telling me anything or want anything, just the horrifying nightmares and apparently wigging out my dogs when I'm away
>>17346835
First, fill your butthole with cambells hearty tomato and basil soup. Second, light the sage bundle and blow the smoke into your colon somehow. Twerk in every room of your house, making sure to spill a little of the anti-ghost serum in each room as you twerk. Any ghost powerful enough to survive this will require a priest.
>>17347059
Idk wtf I was thinking with those commas. Getting kinda drunk now my bad.
>>17347041
Black obsidian is made when a mountain melts
>>17346902
>>17347063
We have some real experts here OP. Your problem will be fixed in no time
>>17347079
As a geology major, I just died a little inside.
>>17347063
Keeeeeeeek
>>17347100
Wow your post is so insightful
thanks for taking the time to write it
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have scholars luke yourself here to guide me along
>>17347106
> I don't know what I'm talking about, so fuck you!
Are you trying to see how immature you can look? Because you're doing a really good job.
>>17347079
well no black obsidian is made when felsic lava cools after the "mountain melts" but that doesnt really answer my question about its occult or magical properties.
>>17347116
Ok kid, you're right. You're pretty cool. I'm sorry I said that.
>>17346902
lol
>>17347063
lol wtf pwnz da nubs
Is this how you get banned by 4 chan for abbreviating?
>>17347059
Don't worry about the order. This is not chemistry where one little mistake and you end up with an explosion. Worrying too much that you're screwing up will cause more problems.
Intention - Get the fuck out. This is my home. Not yours.
Cultivate a strong attitude where you see yourself as the lord of your world. Ignore faggots who'd pop up and ask that you show respect to the other side.
Not sure if I did a good job describing things, but be mentally strong. Make grunting ape noises and pound yourself chest if you have to.
And do the LBRP multiple times a day until the spook is gone. It's what I used to get rid of something that was bothering me, I have no personal experience with the other stuff listed, like saging and whatnot.
clear ur property with a thermal camera, there are videos of cloaks.
in the past people used salt and rosemary and faggot shit. id use hallow tips.
>>17346835
Why don't you just rape the ghost?
>>17349668
i mean nobody has tried it before so until someone oes im assuming its a cloaked ayy
>>17346835
>proper sage cleanse
>proper
You know that's just new age capitalists cultural theft right?
>and OP, and the like, will keep perpetuating it until there is nothing left of the Native Americans because /x/ is full of illiterate shits that will never do research on a increasingly vanishing heritage when they can just frog post and role play instead
Most American tribes didn't even burn sage and those that did burnt it with combinations of herbs and spices like incense or KFC.
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