I would personally be like:
Yo. You wanna come in? It's impolite to stare through someone's window.
Put hand in garbage disposal. Turn on
Ayy lmao
Wave to and greet my visitor and tell them I'll be a moment. Some asshole tagged my window sill with the words The Glory Hole
>>17340240
Offer it a burrito.
>>17340240
lure him with weed and fuck his alien anus, while smoking a big fat blunt.
>>17340402
/bread
>>17340240
Ask if he's lost and offer him a cuppa
>>17340240
I'd get that bitch inside and make him some waffles is what I'd do.
>>17341670
I want waffles :(
open the window, make the pass and go sniff some of my space tweak I just bought.
>>17341666
fancy a brew?
ayy lmao
one lump or two?
ayy lmao
fancy a hobnob?
ayy lmao
wait for him to turn his back to grab a biccie and rape him over the table.
the prober, becomes the probee
>>17341742
>implying greys have anuses
basic ayy lmao bio m8
