Weird Baby Noises (pic unrelated)

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Weird Baby Noises (pic unrelated) 2016-02-08 21:44:21 Post No. 17334304
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Weird Baby Noises (pic unrelated) Anonymous 2016-02-08 21:44:21 Post No. 17334304 [Report]

Last night it happened again. I woke up hearing a baby crying and thought it was my neighbor's baby, while I was waking up.

Except usually I hear her baby early in the evening and never during a winter night. She brings it outside to walk with it when it cries at night so it won't wake up her housemates, but it was fucking cold and I know she's a better mom than that. I still looked outside.

So I got up to figure out why there is a non-existent baby crying and it was louder in our guest room, which had all of it windows shut. I walked around the room with a flash light and eventually heard cooing and giggles, then the sounds stopped. So I went back to bed.

This happens sometimes, and I usually brush it off as I'm dreaming or hearing Neighbor Baby, but for one thing Neighbor Baby is a toddler now.

What the hell, anyone have advice?

>There is an invisible baby somewhere in my house.

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Anonymous 2016-02-08 21:45:25 Post No.17334310
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Anonymous 2016-02-08 21:45:25 Post No.17334310 [Report]

>>17334304
Kill yourself and the baby.

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Anonymous 2016-02-08 22:44:17 Post No.17334589
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Anonymous 2016-02-08 22:44:17 Post No.17334589 [Report]

>>17334304
I'm a night owl and I can hear my neighbors inside their house across the street if they're loud enough. Most likely you're hearing mom comforting her waking baby next door. Since noise pollution levels are so low at night, any minor soundwaves can travel at such dramatic lengths that it actually sounds like the baby is inside your own house. Sometimes I hear a neighbor's door close and think someone just came through my front door.

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Anonymous 2016-02-08 22:48:43 Post No.17334604
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Anonymous 2016-02-08 22:48:43 Post No.17334604 [Report]

>>17334589

That's a possibility I guess, although it would be a LONG way for sound to travel, the neighbor is maybe 1/8 of a mile away. I can hear them when they're outside sometimes but didn't think I'd hear them inside.

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Anonymous 2016-02-09 01:35:34 Post No.17335211
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Anonymous 2016-02-09 01:35:34 Post No.17335211 [Report]

Your need to stop the Mensis ritual anon

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Anonymous 2016-02-09 01:42:28 Post No.17335238
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Anonymous 2016-02-09 01:42:28 Post No.17335238 [Report]

>>17334310

in that order?

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Anonymous 2016-02-09 03:59:30 Post No.17335935
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Does anyone have a picture of puppymonkeybaby?

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Anonymous 2016-02-09 04:09:58 Post No.17335979
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Anonymous 2016-02-09 04:09:58 Post No.17335979 [Report]

>>17335935
GIT. OUT!
>>17334304
>light
>cooing and giggles
That was God.