Some dipshit with a mooching problem posted his hand asking for a reading earlier and I figure why not just start a general.
Post hands, fellow mooches, that someone might humor us.
it appears you are a huge faggot
>>17331995
stop being a fucking vampire and turn on a light.
I shall be the palm reader of the day, give me those handsies.
>>17332084
I thought it was artsy. Old OP's thread in the bg, just enough light to see the contours n lines, and I didn't have to get up or anything.
>>17331995
I can't see shit of those lines dude, outline it with a marker if you don't wanna turn on a light, fuck you think imma sit here looking for you're other thread.
>>17332092
please & thanks
>>17332101
Fine, here's some effort.
>>17331995
You have chubby fingers. Can't tell much from it. Does it hinder your ability to hit the keys you want?
>>17332123
I spot two toilet rolls, a raggedy ass piece of soap and a sock laying on the counter. Single?
>>17332104
You'll be one of the almost non existent 4chan users to have a happy love life, you're often tired and have a very clear mind when it comes to things you're passionate about, you won't change your mind unless someone has irrefutable evidence to tell you otherwise. You're a bit of a skeptic and somewhat of an ass who has no filter. You're gonna make good money through you're life, I don't see you dying anytime soon.
>>17332146
Of course. But I'm not the only one that leaves wracket. My roommate doesn't give a fuck either.
>>17332134
Not really, my fingers are decidedly deft.... I'd say the crumbs in the keyboard are much more hindering.
>>17332123
Holy crap your bathroom is filthy.
Please take more pictures of your bathroom so we can see it.
ok OP I see your going to make a very important change in life, it could be business related or personal, but its going to make you very happy
I also see your going to start a new relationship, in probably 2 years, and you're going to be very much in love. although I don't see children any time soon.
you're also going to inherit something valuable, it could be money, or something which holds personal value to only yourself, its unclear if it will be due to a death, or a changing of hands.
there will be a devastating loss coming soon, perhaps it's a friend.
but you will end up in a large house, I see many good things about it.
I see a good amount of rooms, a suitable vehicle, and a large backyard, with a swimming pool.
>>17332179
A reading would be greatly appreciated.
>>17332179
is it possible some of these things might have already transpired, or are in the process of as you say?
Two years means something to me, and many of my friends and family walk close to death, whether they chose to or not. It is hard for me to believe that the loss will be devastating, as i have had to deal with much of that already and am regretfully becoming number about it... but there are those who would prove me wrong, should they fall.
Heheh. a swimming pool, huh? i wonder, is there a special kind of fold in the skin that denotes that?
Thank you again though. It is good to hear understanding from the unknown.
>>17332215
kek
>>17331995
>>17332179
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>>17332215
someone screencap this for me, this is gold
>>17332209
It appears that when you're in love you're quite selfish, its okay because the person you end up with will have the same mentality of enjoying there alone time. I do see kids in your future, 5 years and you'll be met with a nice comfy union with someone you enjoy. You're gullible and easily manipulated but you know when its happening most of the time but don't stop it. Self esteem issues lead you to wanna be better but your procrastination gets in the way, you disregard family but someone you love will be passing away soon leaving you hurt and lost. Get closer before its too late.
>>17332245
'ere ya'go.
>>17332271
snap
>>17332267
Thanks, Handy. I wouldn't say it's accurate but good work nonetheless. Do you know how many kids or is that too specific?
Can a reading be done using this photo?
What's muh hands destiny
>>17332209
The deformities of your bone structure are indicative of inferior genetic stock, which is reinforced by the obvious lack of self-control shown from the fat deposits on your arm. Lack of any signs of wear from labor shows that you have never worked a honest day's work in your life. Friction mark from using a mouse for prolonged periods shows that you have no social life.
All signs point to degenerate NEET.
>>17331995
you're a little bitch.
not gleaned from the info contained in the random lines on your hand but from the fact that you call out someone as a dipshit with a mooching problem before making an identical thread like a fucking greedy hypocritical piggy.
>>17332477
I feel bad about how hollow your life must be to get enjoyment from making posts like these.
Everybody, please feel sorry for this lonely guy who is mad at the world because something in him is very broken.
Be nice. Make friends. Live long and prosper.
>>17332516
Reminder that career pedophiles are disproportionately trekkies: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
>>17332477
That's how a hand looks when you've just taken it off the mouse after using the computer for a while, to take a photo of it at a weird angle (wrist bent about 30 inwards, clearly shown). I guess not everyone understands anatomy though. Or that not all physical labor requires significantly damaging your palms.
But I guess that's why you're a manual laborer as opposed to something that requires any intelligence.
>>17332530
>assumes anon is a trekkie
>cites source from outlet which is predominately faggots and dykes
>>17332537
Men do labor regularly that isn't involved with occupation. Maintenance of property, exercise, recreation, building, etc. This builds callouses and textures the hand.
This along with the obvious obesity shows laziness and degeneracy.
>>17332489
>fucking greedy hypocritical piggy
>>17332645
>manual labour blah blah
>has no callouses
So you fill shelves or what?
>>17332645
To say that all men do a lot of building and maintenance is basically retarded. Unless it's your hobby or your job, not everyone has a reason to do that frequently enough to fuck up their hands. Maybe you should try and move into a house that isn't a piece of shit if you're having to repair it that often.
And exercise? Again, seriously, not all exercise is going to fuck up your hands. You can be fit and not have hideous fucked up hands. I've done a fair amount of hiking and farm work, and I don't even use any gross fucking hand moisturizers or anything, and yet, my skin remains baby-soft.
Your perceptions are fucking strange and I feel sorry for you living like that.
One read for me senor
please?
>>17332679
All signs point to seppuku/jasal.
>>17332727
tell me more
