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Using the Ouija board tonight. What's the worst that could happen? Any tips on what I should do?
>>17322397
try to reach zozo
>>17322397
livestream it, request to be possessed, then destroy the board and planchette.
Trust me, when the board is destroyed, it ends the session.
>>17322404
or XoXo /Zaza , same shit. Our collective unconcsiousness at work.
>>17322404
zozo is a very nice entity to communicate with. Just make sure you destroy the board.
>>17322397
Zuzu if I'm not mistaken, plus that was from the Exorcism movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD0RJ_iuBPo
>>17322404
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>>17322412
OMG we GOT HIM GUISE!!!!1111!!!!!one!!111!!!
OP here. Well, nothing fucking happened. No crazy movie ghost shit at all.
>>17322397
What a waste of a thread. For shame
Yeah.
Don't do it.
Not
Worth
It
>>17322629
Always ask the board when you are going to die, fun times
>>17322397
It's amazig that anyone thinks a toy can call spirits
It's is childish
>>17322655
Anything can, with the right mindset.
>>17322397
Yeah.. Just don't do it!
please ask for the date time and day world war 3 will happen
You could become a mong like the rest of /x/.
>>17322397
>be in high school
>Me and girl + her friends
>break out oija board
>Board spirit reached
>it spelled out suck his dick
>Girls blushed
>One took me to bathroom
>sucked my dick
spirits are bros
Lol toy made by hasbro can communicate with spirits. I almost feel bad people have been believing this shit for decades. Fucking ignoramuses.
>>17322432
Pazuzu
What an excellent day for an exorcism
>>17322600
Really? You don't say? A toy made in the 30's on the idea of the old spirit boards has no magical powers? Shocked, shocked. Next you'll tell us that being good at Monopoly won't make you a billionaire.
>>17322397
>worst that could happen?
later that night, broken condom
>>17322914
The girl did the spelling out because she wanted to suck your dick. Nothing supernatural there (assuming your story is even true).
>>17322448
:^)
>>17323167
well the selling point of the board is that it's pre-made for you, you can create your own ouija board and it'll still work. they don't sell it as a board actually possessed with spirits you dumb dumb
>>17322397
>Halloween with friends and one brings his girlfriend
>all taking it very seriously
>"nobody fuck around okay?"
>set the board down on the floor
>shut the lights and light the candles around the board
>we all place our hands on the planchette
>"if there are any spirits with us, we're not here to mock you, we simply want to speak with you, what is your name?"
>doesn't move for like 3 minutes
>still trying to communicate with these spuritz
>friends 3 gets up to take a piss
>"YOU'RE FUCKING UP HE RITUAL DUMBASS"
>smoke break
>friend 2 stays inside alone and tries to communicate
>smoking outside with the others, calling bullshit, i look into the window, friend 2 is infront of the board with his hands in prayer speaking in tongues looking at the ceiling
>tell my friends to look at this shit
>he's now jittering his teeth really fast, almost looks humanly impossible
>we all run inside almost falling over eachother
>"dude what the fuck are you doing"
>"talking to friend 3"
>notice friend 3 has been in the bathroom this whole time
>bathroom door is open with the light off
>i decide to man up and check it out
>slowly walk inside the bathroom, my socks feel wet
>smells like piss
>the doors slams behind me
>the lights turn on
>the walls are all padded
>i pissed myself
>i'm insane
>>17327575
10/10
Try to contact ZeZe
ou stupid shit, the board has a simple and logical explenation that shit isn't paranormal
Contact Ernest Borgnine ask him how much he masturbated when he was alive.
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