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How to achieve immortality?
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Read the isopanisad.
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>>17307660
kill yourself
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>>17307670
It's a self denying bullshit, by the looks of it. I want physical immortality.
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>>17307690

You already have that, it's called samsara
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>>17307690
>I want physical immortality

Not possible.
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>>17307660
do like this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prahlad_Jani

sorry only infrench but you can see it at 30:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7EvGvoXYD4

they watch him for 10 day in the hospital and they could not explain how he do it
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>>17307660
listen to her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIaxWs4iTHo
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>>17307698
>implying

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii
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Renounce lying as a life choice. Trust in God, believe in the Trinity
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>>17307852
Which Trinty? Theres a lot of trinities on history
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Learn how to consistently remember your past lives from one physical body to the next.
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Humans can't get immortality. No matter how much babies you sacrifice or how long you meditate nothing will happen.
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>>17307823
>immortal
>can still die
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>>17307660

Just don't die
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>>17307972
The idea is to get out of the cycle completely.
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>>17307861
The father, the son, and the holy ghost you pleb.
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>>17308140
Christianity is bullshit you fucking sheep
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>>17307852

Even lying by omission?

>>17307972

Most practical advice.
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>>17308216
>historians and scientists literally admit Jesus Christ was real.

Way to be the real sheep.
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>>17307660

Do nothing, You already are immortal. Consciousness knows nothing called "death".
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>>17309466
>historians and scientists

We're gonna need some citation on that.
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>>17309475
This.
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>>17307984
>not understanding the difference between invincebility and immortality
invincible creatures cant die from regular means (burning, bullets, drowning, knifes, mustard gass etc)
but can die from old age.

immortal beings die if you stab them but cant die from old age.
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perfect immortality implies a continuous existence not just in the future but also from the past. it implies existence which has been and always will be.

this perfect immortality is not achievable by finite beings. you as you know yourself at the moment is stuck in a body which will die in a given amount of time. your very sense of self is based on a finite experience. how can such a thing ever become immortal? it's nonsense.

true perfect immortality isn't something achieved. it is something to be realized. because if you believe that perfect immortality exists, then it must already exist within you, as you. so the only thing for you to do is to realize that within you which already cannot die, which has always existed and will always exist.
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>>17309466
You have school in a few hours, go to bed.

Don't forget to update your blog with the newest crystals.
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>>17307660
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>>17307734
So sitting around, cross dressing and doing nothing but meditating is the option.
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>>17308140
So far no one that has believed in that crap has shown that they live forever. If anyone can verify that someone has in fact lived forever under the catholic belief model of the trinity.

If there is no proof, then it goes in the garbage.
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>>17309466
A tripfag being clinically retarded?
Why I have never
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>>17309466
Maybe Christ existed or not, that is irrelevant. I have a problem with God being omnipotent (able to do anything) and omnisapient (all-knowing, including, but not limited to, God's own future).
God can't do something he knows he won't do--the two attributes are mutually exclusive. You can't have both.
So, God is one of those two, omnipotent or omnisapient. A God who is both cannot exist.
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>>17307660
quality thread, very high grade
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>>17311434
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>>17307660
>>17307671
very much this. If you die, you're immortal
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>>17307984

We called them gods.

But were they ?
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>>17311458
Avatars, truly there is only one God.
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>>17311464

People say that Jesus wanted to give us the Fruit of the Tree of Life and that he was the Son of God.

We all know that the Fruit of the tree will give us longevity.

But we also know that the God of the Garden didnt want us to have it.

So then I have to Ask, which is it. Are we supposed to eat from the fruit like Jesus said or should be be banished from it like the Lord of the Garden Said.

If Jesus is Supposed to be the Son of the Lord why is he giving us what his Father refused us.

All questions that really bother me deeply.
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>>17307660
You have only to survive the next 30 years and you will have multiple options
- upload your content of your brain into a computer and live virtually as a god in your own universe.
- go into an cryogenic tank and have a lucid dream (vanilla sky)
- transplant your brain into another body
- upload your brain into another brain
- take the wonder pill every day
- inject nano robots which repairs your body constantly
- become one with the universe and become an transcendent being (mind over matter)
- get rid of your trashcan called mind and stay in the afterlife as a one god for eternity
- accept that immortality in this plane of existence means eternal suffering (sooner or later) and be happy that your life will be over someday
Enjoy your life because it can turn to sit in no time.
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>>17311464
Describe god
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>>17311494
Here's the deal.

Adam and Eve were created immortal. God blew into Adam's nostril, the breath of life, the breath of God, and clay Adam became a living being. The Spirit of God lived inside Adam. That's what we're made for. We house the Spirit of God, and He gives us eternal life.

When Adam and Eve fell, and sinned, and rebelled against God, the Spirit of God left them. They were now sinners, spiritually dead, and physically dying.

Had they eaten of the fruit of the Tree of Life at that point, they would have been stuck in that damned state forever, irredeemable. Hence their exile, and the guardian set at the Tree of Life.

You are correct in saying that Jesus sets up the opportunity to eat of the Tree of Life, but those trees are not in Eden; they're on the New Jerusalem, the city with the streets of gold, 12 gates each of one pearl, etc. Only people redeemed by God can enter into that city, and the fruits of all of those trees are freely available (and change monthly).

What we are supposed to do is regain the Spirit of God that Adam and Eve lost, that is to say to be "born again" in the Spirit, from above, and from that state be transformed into new creations in Christ Jesus who can live face-to-face with God Himself. And from those transformed and glorified bodies, to eat freely from whatever trees you desire.

The Father guarded Adam and Eve from being immortally and eternally lost, and provided to them a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
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>>17311523
I will eat you all
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>>17307660
>How to achieve immortality?
Realize that you're already immortal. If you can't do that, no magic can ever help you.
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>>17311554
Doesn't matter. Immortal people are immortal whether they realize it or not. Those who deny the obvious will wake up after death completely unprepared for eternity.
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A God who wants me to do His bidding or else sounds a lot like a commie. He is not my friend.
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>>17311545
Is that....a good thing?
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>>17311494
>get delicious meat
>leave it in front of a dog
>you know the dog will eat it
>tell the dog to not eat it
>dog eats the meat
>blame the dog
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>>17311583
A God Who knows you're on a slippery path to hell and throws you a rope that He bought with His entire fortune...knowing that by saving you, He will have to die....what about that God?
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>>17311593
God is kinda stupid for an all-knowing thing.
There was that time He killed all humans but a few to eliminate sin. It didn't work, but hey, at least we got rainbows.
Then he sent his own son for sacrifice, it also didn't work very well.
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>>17311580
>Immortal people
Never met 'em.
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According to gnostic facts and their broscience, you have to not spill semen... u can have sex, but not ejaculate, not even drop it via ''wet dream'', according to them you have the internal capacity of using the dna of your nuts to refresh yourself up, kind of stem cells but on an internal level, you either chose to multiply yourself and die or not die but getting limited to only yourself.
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>>17311644
gnostic fags, not facts.
i wanted to mean.
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>>17311644
>u can have sex, but not ejaculate

i heard kids born from only precum can grow up psychic and what not

...might even try it
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>>17310342
yep I never say it was fun to pe immortal
>>17311426 I have read a book about this paradox, a old jewish book about kabbalist the explanation was really good
>>17311458
god is not a being it's a principle

>>17311554
your right

>>17311627
a town in asia, the people live to 130 years ans they look young rill death, not immortality but interesting
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>>17311943
Maybe you are talking, apologies for the scifi-ish terms, about God existing out of our space-time continuum and he being able to see our whole universe from beginning to end, in time and space.

So, God can intervene on our universe and know our future. But to see the results, our universe "runs" its course. So, God sees something he doesn't like, then he does his act, and the result appears.

Demons and God are in a constant battle, everchanging the universe. Notice some interesting things here. Before God interferes, the whole thing plays out. So, here we have all the interesting features of time travel - next time God will kill a butterfly that was bugging him and there will be other persons here in 2016 - but they will be other persons, because this intervention will make everyone living today disappear, so to say. But they will have existed once.
Isn't God fun?
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Jesus
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>>17307660
Constant cock sucking wile chanting im a cuck in your mind and voila immortality
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>>17312026
I don't want to argue with you, so go on this website, kabbalah folder, the book is inner space.

and evil is just the absence of good, to have freewill we need to have the choice between good and evil

it's really interesting
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>>17312026
do not allow this post to represent the ways of God. There is no battle. The LORD is God of all things and he is faithful
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>>17312060
>>17312026
oh god I forgot the website
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ!JA42AbQJ
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>>17312060
I am open to communication for your own sake and none other. I think that it is good for people to reason over these things together and work together. Stay away from the kaballah, repent of your contempt and be at peace with others
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>>17311508
This

Science is on the very brink of immortality.

Riht now $2000-$4000 a month could get you very good life extension medicine and treatments. Look up Dr. Ronald Klatz
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>>17312076
This is deception, the only way of eternal life is the way that God ordained, yes, through Jesus. Believe it or not life is a great puzzle and it is akin to survival of the fittest spiritually before the God of Heaven and Earth
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>>17311494
It's a fairy tail, not much to be confused about.

>>17311508
This

Even right now $2000-$4000 a month could get you good life extention therapies. Ever wonder why celebrities don't seem to age as fast ad everyone else?

Look up Dr Ronald Klatz
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>>17312102
the LORD rebuke you that ye may be saved. Peace be with you
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>>17312075
why I have to stay away from kaballah? I find this really interesting to learn about god they say that 5 universe exist and in the alien race book (first pdf on google) at the end some extract with alien appears and one said : 5 universe, 2500 species, 1 race
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Ahura Mazda told me Jesus is a greek construct telling an astrological story coopted by Saul from Tarsus. Jesus is not even the name of the person. Yehshuah. Unless you're saying to me to worship God's Sun, at least you could be thruthful about it. Look up Zoroaster. Look up Mithra. And God's people said Ammon.
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>>17311554
Realize that you're a fucking delusional RPer.
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>>17307660
The ancients knew that mercury is the key to immortality, modern scientists say it's toxic but they're just doing what they're told by the cabal of immortals who rule the world and don't want to share. I've been drinking mercury for over twenty years and in that time I haven't aged a day.
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>>17307660
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>>17307660
Figures that a decent immortality thread would get derailed by liars.
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>>17312275
lol at some fat bint pretending to be "The Fairy Queen" accusing anyone of lying
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>>17312283
>accusing
How rude!

It's not an accusation if it's directed at anyone that wants to admit it.
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>>17307660
believe you are immortal

change what you define yourself as, to something that is immortal
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I AM that I AM.
I Satan.
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>>17312415
Changing yourself in order to believe in yourself is just asking for trouble.
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>>17307981
>sacrificing babies
>meditating
Yeah I can see how doing so little wont make you immortal.
Like saying you wont get fit by doing 1 pushup a week.
It's a shame all those fleshgait stories are just rp shams. They were on my list of creatures to ask for immortality.
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>>17311508
All the options of uploading give me the soma problem though.
Not op here, there's no way for me to 100% im taking over the immortal conscious instead of being left to die in my mortal body?
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>>17312512
you just went full on woman argument right there

man remaking himself in his imagined best image is the pinnacle of development.. it's called self actualization
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Only person who could achieve immortality is the one that never would try.
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>>17312586
Youre only saying that because youre a stupid man
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>>17312591
But if they never try, how can you know they would achieve it? Or is this cat's schrodinger?
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>>17312591
see you in the afterlife guy/nigga.
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>>17312596
let's take our chance at the spiritual switchboard. we will go together. haha
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>>17312594
teehee daddy like

I'm not stupid I'm actualizing my self, actually, thank you very much
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>>17312612
you're actualizing a rape culture that will prevent you from ever being magical like me.
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>>17312594
Nice ad hominem. Girls are so used to sycophants agreeing with them that they can't make real arguments. These same sycophants are also why they can't into self actualization, they're constantly surrounded by thirsty betas telling them how perfect they are.
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>>17312607
the only way immortality could work is if you could wipe your brain so often.
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>>17311494
These stories were made up by various illiterate goatfuckers over hundreds or thousands of years, you can't expect consistency.
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>>17312631
something like learning about dinosaurs again for the thousandth time.
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>>17312626
I dont require anyone telling me Im perfect, I simply am, and you are not. Its not hard to understand. This board loves me, I think you know that already.
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hmm as far as i know you have to take care of a few key elements:

glycation which is where proteins and sugars cross link and age the fucking shit out of you. wrinkles inside and out. hardened arteries. google it! you must avoid sugar as much as possible and take l-carnosine, r-lipolic acid and glutothione to reverse/prevent glycation.

look up AGEs and high heat food. see why raw diets are good.

oxidation/free radicals. take as much antioxidants as often as possible

fasting seems to be the best thing you can do to slow your metabolism. i think keeping a super slow metabolism is the key to living longer.. it helps prevent cancer and it also is a way to control the hayflick limit

i haven't figured out how to control my hormones 100% yet but i know that has something to do with it.
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>>17312665
This board is full of those same thirsty betas. "OMG, The Fairy Queen might be a girl, if I suck up to her really hard she might let me put my dick in her fat folds!"
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I guess we will just wait for machine brains. 50 years tops. lets have a drink.
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>>17312260
Done and done! Now what?
>>17312586
Not if you discard the very self you're trying to actualize it isn't.
>>17312596
Very much so.
>>17312622
>you're actualizing a rape culture
This now my new favorite line.
>>17312626
>they're constantly surrounded by thirsty betas telling them how perfect they are.
I know, it's terrible. I feel so useless when that happens.
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>>17312695
I think were up to the last generations who are gonna die. unless we end it all, major catastrophic disaster ect.
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>>17312707
Oh look someone has stolen my name, how cute.
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>>17312717
of course the poor underdeveloped will be shit out of luck, but were getting close.
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>>17312665
>This board loves me
Speak for yourself.
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>>17312759
I don't need to speak for myself! The board will speak for me. I'm very well known here.
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Look up calico health.
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>>17312622
oh shush don't say such silly buzzwords

you can't be yourself if you are worried about things like that

>>17312631
what about the theory where the consciousness or will is the "observation" of the mental quantum event; like in plant photosynthesis the photon unobserved goes through every possible channel, and observed the path of least resistance? as associations are formed, the brain gets more and more "paths of least resistance" reactions to stimuli.. which is why when faced with a quesiton you have been asked before you already know the answer, but when it's something you haven't been asked, often it is the best answer that pops in first, other times you have to generate a path to the path of least resistance.

how do you know an answer is right through reason? I don't know, just throwing things out there

but this quantum theory, as you all probably know, has many theoretical implications, I'm not sure how many of them I believe

philosophically, it's impossible for me to imagine nonexistence, which leads me to see the world as duality; kind of "we are insignificant dust in the wind" vs "we are gods" or "we are nothing" :we are everything"

why not both? all perspective anyway right


here, have a ghost in the machine signing a contract with the devil. Love these symbolisms
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>>17312665
>and you are not
The insult! And from my own mouth no less!
>This board loves me
Now it just sounds like you're dreaming. Wake up, dear.
>>17312677
It honestly only seems like one or two anons feel that way. The rest are sane.
>>17312719
It always is. <3
>>17312767
But that's the one thing it can't do. Or was ever that forgotten?
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>quantum theory has many theoretical implications
It doesn't. Autism goes on >>>/sci/
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>>17312834
that being said, I am currently developing a religion. Why? because in our societies, religion is a necesity. Although many people are "atheist", they still maintian many modes of thinking which would be classified as "spiritual" although it is currently fashionable to not be part of an organized religion (or at least not a western one)

that being said, religion plays important roles. Religion is a system that utilizes the animal mind of individuals (paranoia, faith) to build better societies, and to relieve the anxiety in individuals

Many people who were never religious become religious in times of great strife. I believe that religion, in it's purest form, is anti greed, the act of suppressing dopamine reward pathways and promoting seratonin pathways, which are creative in nature. Logic is of course a dopamine channel and must be maintained, but principles will always have a higher order than logic

religions enjoy many benefits in societies. They are the end-all justification for many things (even not paying taxes)

thus I am making a religion, based on the will.
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>>17312855
it does, maybe you don't know what theories are

I didn't say I believed any of them, but your tone implies you know what's what. Do you claim to know?

the first step to knowledge is completely understanding that you know nothing.
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>>17312873
>relieve the anxiety
>religion
Pick one, faggot. Every religion has its own little warning about how fucked things can get.
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>>17312881
>the first step to knowledge is completely understanding that you know nothing.
Meaningless sophistry. Knowledge is a grade above philosophy and can't be touched by your pathetic attempt at wording.
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you need to disconnect yourself oh the wheel of reincarnation by meditating and visiting the inner world,

about reincarnation this guy study have scientific proof of reincarnation http://reluctant-messenger.com/reincarnation-proof.htm
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>>17312873
what is atheist? it's only a bunch of people telling everyone they don't believe in any god, and if they say they are spiritual we are talking about the basic of gnosticism : Gnosticism says that humans are divine souls trapped in the ordinary physical (or material) world.
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>>17307694
Thats just the soul. He wants to be in the same body forever. Not reborn forever. There was a show awhile ago that talked about the limitations our body has. For instance our brain has limited memory so wed have to expand our memory digitally. And if we loose a limb we might be able to regrow it (i dont remember the technology used for this) I think adam savage was the narrator.
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>>17312939
>our brain has limited memory
I've seen no evidence of this whatsoever.
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>>17312952

Them humansies have a hard-on for making claims about the "proven" limitations of their bodies...
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>>17312888
no, they really don't lol

>>17312892
sophistry: the use of fallacious arguments, especially with the intention of deceiving.

see, what you are saying is sophistry. What I am saying is true. how tall, exactly, is a blade of grass in the 4th house south of mainstreet in shanghai? don't know? how much knowledge is there that you don't know? you know nothing compared to what there is to know.

but instead, you want to argue about forms. As if true knowledge exists, as if forms exist, as if there is a truth, as if knowing the truth gives you power. Knowing false things gives you power too,if those false things give you power. What is knowledge then? You have no idea about anything. Prove to me that anything other than your mind exists. you can't. You can only make ad hominems.

>>17312938
yes.. but those are definitions of modes of thought, religions are institutions based around spirituality. Mostly I want to start a religion for the social and economic benefits. I don;t think you could in good faith (har har) create a religion today jthat didn't call for complete spiritual freedom, because too many people would feel kept down by it. You could, however, outline reasoning for certain aspects of that religion/ tradition.
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>>17307660
Learn how to become conscious after death, memory is the key to immortality.
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>>17312964
they are weak, satan, they don't understand their potentials and their wills are too weak to find out, so they rationalize their failures through confirmation bias
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If you would seek immortality, you must only do as I have done. Eat ten boxes of twinkies a day, the preservatives will make you last forever!
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>>17312987
oh wow fairy queen, I expected better from titania.

stop the degeneracy, if your spirituality doesn;t include self improvement, what leg do you have to stand on? You will always be unsure of yourself. Oh well, not all were meant to

>be magic like me
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>>17312964
Don't they though?
>>17312967
>the use of fallacious arguments, especially with the intention of deceiving.
Seems so.
>how much knowledge is there that you don't know?
None. But then, information is not knowledge.
>create a religion today
Sounds like every cult throughout history, with a hint of failure to understand how commonplace the modern era is.
>>17312975
>their potentials and their wills
What is one without the other?
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>>17313015
potential and will can;t exist without eachother, but that doesn't mean they are the same. Will makes potential, that is free will,

plus what is any one thing without any one other thing? it's all connected anyway psh

information is not knowledge, but assuming that you can glean any meaningful fraction of knowledge is a naive way to further your ego's platform of understanding itself

I'm sure many people here have at some point in their life had the dilemma of "would I rather be one of those ignorant happy people, or know everyhting and be depressed

well, what if thinking you can know everything is the ignorance, and knowing that you are ignorant of everyhing, the knowledge?

this is not sophistry, by the way, although there are many people who argue that the style of language I am using is meaningless. What I was doing is called a rhetorical reversal. It's not necessarily an argument, it doesn;t have a premise and reasoning, so attaching a logical fallacy to it is pretty wrong.

and saying that there is no knowledge that you don;t know means that you are already doing what I said to do, which is completely subjective reality, and form that a movement to strengthen the will

because if you used the dictionary definiton of knowledge, you would know there is infinite knowledge you don;t know, but instead you are re interpreting it (the superior way of doing things and what language was amde for) but this is exactly the opposite of what you were arguing for earlier, when you said that people shouldnt imagine what they can be and then be that. The first thing I responded to.
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>>17313011
Determining who is who is an exercise left to the reader on anonymous image boards.

Pro tip: It doesn't matter. Also: >lrn2filter
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>>17313051
well, I've posted all futurama pictures.. and one nietszche
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>>17313049
>plus what is any one thing without any one other thing?
Distinct, friend. Distinct. Haven't you seen it yet? All the distinctions I've made?
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>>17313049
>would I rather be one of those ignorant happy people
Welcome to /x/. The answer is a resounding, "No."
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>>17313049
>it doesn;t have a premise and reasoning
So it's just autism then? Great. Move along: >>>/sci/
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>>17313015
>how much knowledge is there that you don't know?
None. But then, information is not knowledge.

Could you explain this?
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>>17307660
Just survive the next 30-50 years. Eventually we will be able to treat diseases and injuries on a molecular level, which would make us technically immortal.

>>17312952
Do you remember the face of your first friend in kindergarten? Memories you don't need/use disappear overtime, if you live long enough you will forget more and more things you don't "need". This might include the faces of your parents, your childhood, first love etc etc
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>>17312975
What exactly are humansies?
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>>17313069
Yeah, your tryhard isn't hard to detect. Don't worry.
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>>17312967
you can create a religion in quebec some dumb ass create the flying spaghetti monster ( http://sainteglisedumonstreenspaghettivolant.blogspot.ca/ ) the creation : Given the extreme improbability that molecules that life will be made by themselves with time , it is much more reasonable to believe that life was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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>>17313098
Can I ever!
>>17313104
Not at the moment, but I know exactly where I can find that particular memory.
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>>17313129
Please do so.
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>>17313129
Where can you find that particular memory?
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>>17307660
Flesh comes from the organic, and as such cannot be continued indefinately and infinately. There are ways to extend The Flesh, however there will be a point where those resources also run out, and then, as all Flesh things do, Death will come.

As per the "You" within The Flesh, it really depends on your beliefs, and how much faith you hold in them.

If you believe the "You" within Flesh is bound and originate from Flesh, then you must seek a new vessel made not from Flesh to house "You." However, how long will "You" live in that new form, and do you have enough to live infinitely?

If you believe that "You" is a fraction slice of The Universe, then "You" are already immortal in a sense. That Identity of You isn't, but the "You" that holds that Identity is.

If you believe in The Maker, the same is applicable, however if you tend to The Maker's doctrines, The Identity, and the most likely subject of your initial question, will live on. If you do not, The Identity is purged however the "You" is preserved. The only way the "You" is not kept, is if the weight of action is known across all wavelengths, and yet it is still committed regardless. (You know how killing a person will effect their family, friends, general circle, society, past future present, what possibilities would occur, etc. and you still do it) However, The Maker is kind enough to give the assumption that no Flesh truly knows that weight.

Does this answer your question OP?
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>>17313104
Memories aren't deleted over time, you just lose access to them. There may be a way to get them back, but if so I'm not aware of it.
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>>17313142
In my ass.
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>>17313083
>posturing with ad hominems
ok

>>17313110
nothing personal, kid

>>17313117
this is a good example of what I;m tlaking about, Before learning anything about this religion, automatically resorting to the millenial tagline of "lol it's a magic jew fairy in the sky"

if knowledge is definite, and you;re so smart, what are you doing here> shouldn;t you have all the answers> if ou do why are you here? is this the pinnacle of existence?

>>17313105
simpleton

>>17313083
nothing personal, kid

>>17313079
I know, that's what I am saying. Thirsting for the truth

what if the truth is simply a process of becoming

>>17313077
nigga your pussy disStinks

I have to go to sleep, since I have adult responsibilities I have to acknowledge at 6 am. I have obivously schooled all of you fools (except for Fairy Queen; you;re lovely and your pussy doesn;t stink)

*m'lady)

so later, losers, I'll see you when you're all worshipping me at the helm of my death cult
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>>17313151
i'kk find it there alright

pull down them panties and benjamin (ben) d over
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>>17313142
Where I originally left it.
>>17313150
Would you like to be?
>>17313151
Would you like to not impersonate me?
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>>17313170
>Would you like to be?
Yes.
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>>17313149
As a follow up to my words,

"You" is found within the complex systems of nerves within your Flesh, however this is organic Flesh.

To gain immortality with the belief that "You" is bound by flesh would be to strip the other parts of Flesh, and bind that system of complex nerves within a new vessel. We see this in examples of Science Fiction of "The Brain in a Jar" and "The Robot with a Human Brain".

If you believe the second belief, then "You" is still located within that complex system of nerves, however it is not bound or created from them. It is something that simply happens, and as such, upon the release of Flesh will return from to its Origin. The memories, the names, the faces, the lives will be gone forever with The Flesh, however, the core "You" will return to the endless sea from once it was. From Dust, Unto Dust, From the stars you were crafted and to the stars ye shall return. This is a state of "Ego Death, Unconscious Immortality"

If you believe in the third, beliefs in the second still hold true, however; it is because the Will of a Higher Being that you were crafted from. In that lifetime that was granted, you held faithful to that Being, the memories, the identity, the faces and the lives live on in a core state of being. Ego and Conscious Immortality. If not, that is erased, however through kind graces your core is still kept, virgin and pure, like a newborn. Ego Death, Conscious Immortality.

For a cop out answer, if you REALLY want to be sure your Identity and the Idea of You lives on, then mate and create a monolith unto the stars, so that all may remember you, even those who have no means of concept of what you were.

That is the secret to Immortality.
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>>17313190
There are several memory exercises one can use to improve their recall. For dreams, one can keep a dream journal. For waking life, run through your day before you fall asleep. For thing that are lost to your past, reminisce. Few can sit down to write a memoir and instantly recall everything they need to write. Like all abilities, recall improves with use and practice. You may be surprised by how well your memory works once you devote any time to it.
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>>17313150
>There may be a way to get them back
Yeah images and stories will usually refresh memories, however this is usually limited to 'strong memories'(stuff that mattered to you one way or another).
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>>17313223
Smell works better. Stories... Not so much.
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>>17313265
Yeah good luck refreshing the memory of your childhood friends by smell.
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>>17313298
You would be surprised.
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>>17313298
educate yourself : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2306078/Why-whiff-rosemary-does-help-remember.html
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>>17313117

I'm a Pastafarian myself...

It's basically just code for a blonde with dreads.

Spaghetti everywhere!
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okay OP Ill tell you the secret
since Im just a bucket with a hole these days
that seems to be spilling out of my closet

>build rocketship capable of light speed or at least sub light speed
>blast off from earth
>once acceleration has has reached the speed of light
>you have
>effectivly
>broken through time
>you are now immortal in the eyes of everyone else
>you can never return to earth
>the down side, you live out the rest of your life in one moment
>forever
>until you die
>from your subjective expierence
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>>17307660

Murder someone famous, or a bunch of nobodies. Make a game of it with the authorities & media, spread the killings out across the entire country, and when you get bored, let yourself get caught, have "TRIAL OF THE CENTURY", and =BOOM= immortality.
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>>17307660

Tell me your motivation. Why do you want physical immortality? It is possible, but don't expect to notice anything for another 50 years or so.
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>>17307660
Fuck off
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What if I am immortal? But I just don't realize it? And I will never die from the normally prescribed means? But everybody else still can? And I will never be able to realize that I'm immortal because at my advanced (100+ aka past normal lifespan) stage of life my brain will revert to a state with no long term memory and literally only able to operate completely in the present moment? With every new moment seeming different even if it's not, like a newborn baby? And I will live until the last human dies? After which I will either die of starvation or, if I can still provide for myself, get destroyed by the aftereffects of global warming or the Sun becoming a Red Giant or some other earth ending apocalypse?

Dude holy fuck what if I'm the only being in the universe who's objectively real? And nothing else is actually sentient in a way thats concrete or independent of the way the chemicals in my brain cause me to perceivw my environment? What is real? FUCK

JUST
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>>17314152
Is everything a Meme?
How far down the Rabbit Hole does it go?
Do I just have psychosis or some shit?
I don't think so. I feel great. Everything seems comfy desu
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>>17312145
The kaballah is deception.

>>17312252
Spiritual things are taught to us by God.

>>17312563
nothing of the flesh deals with immortality because that which is flesh is of this world and cannot be immortal

>>17312586
Every man at his very best is vanity

>>17312601
Albeit the right afterlife I hope

>>17312626
Do not be contemptuous toward women because they are women. In the afterlife only the damned will know contempt

>>17312643
You are ignorant of those who have come before you, nor do you know therm and if you follow the ways of the people here on x you will see death and damnation
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>>17312834
The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom

>>17312873
See the book of Revelation

>>17312938
Atheism is foolishness and it is also propaganda. It is the actual opiate of the masses because the gods of this world can actually manipulate our ability to reason and what is and what is not real to us. Do not be deceived the atheist agenda is being pushed all over the web and the real man at the top is lucifer
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>>17313149
I do not think that you have the Spirit of God when you say this

>>17314152
Man trying to ponder immortality without God is an effort in futility. God is the difference between man and beast
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>>17314173
>Spiritual things are taught to us by God.

Fool! Fool! Fool! When will ye learn? The path is laid before you and yet you still will not walk it!
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>>17307823
You're a complete imbecile.
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>>17312270
Holy shit I hope you are lying...
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>>17312575
Well that is dependent on who into yourself you are. Because yes, the digital version of 'you' will be a copy. Your current stream of consciousness in your flesh body will end, but to the digital copy it will feel like he has been around since your birth. Your family and friends get to experience time spent with him, potentially forever and ever... but YOU are gone.
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>>17312767
I don't know who you are, but you sound like a cunt. Does your MAGICKERY prevent you from all forms of humility?
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>>17314680
why be humble?
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>>17313490
Not exactly how that works, chum. I see what you are trying to say though.
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>>17314684
Because arrogance and community don't mix.
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>>17314714
Poor fool.
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>>17314720
>implying
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You can't.

You can achieve longevity, but even then it is simply a delay of the inevitable. In order to grow, to learn, to take in and develop, you need to age. Maybe you can slow the process of how much you age, keeping your functions moving forward but at a steadier pace, but death is an inevitability.

Even so, you were never truly alive in the sense that you thought, and you don't die in such a sense either. You're just stardust in the form of a degrading computer, you were never anything but, and when you die you won't "change" or pass on anywhere. You're just as much dust now as you were before and you will be when you die, simply in the formation of a circuit that simulates the effect we call "consciousness".

You only fear death because you were deluded into thinking that life was a special phenomena, because part of your genetic code pushes you to survive. Overcome this, peace in death is a far more fetching prize than a static existence.
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>>17314720
Alright, I am going to assume that you are your own biggest fan because you live a life of denial fuelled by the cheap thrill you get from role playing. I think even the delusional folks on /x/ understand that 99.9% of the posts here are nothing but dipshits circle jerking over tarot cards and tulpa fantasies. You are not the powerful entity you wish you were, so save some face.
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>>17314714

The only sin is outlined in law.
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>>17314748
I don't rally care about sin. It's just observational logic that then one person (or many) thinks that they are better than others, entire nations can fall apart.
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>>17314747
You know what they say about assuming things.
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>>17314748
Law is replaced by love.
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>>17314758
Good lord... alright, I'm out. Enjoy fingering yourself to your own sense of self-worth.
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>>17314766
>implying is a she
>fairy queen
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>>17314223
I advise and give options at the same time, the burden of choice comes down to the individual. That is my role and my rule when it comes to this duty, set by a force unknown to me, that I cannot usurp.

You may call me a tempter for having multiple doors, however, A dim soul is a dull soul, weak and untempered, it must be stricken strengthened, and ultimately tested to see where Man's heart is laid.

I put the answer very clearly in the second portion of my answer, however I leave the option up to you to decide, because I cannot force or choose a path for you.

So, am I full of the Spirit of God when I say this?
No.

Because I am not leading people down that road, nor any road. I am merely giving advice, for those who would believe in such, while at the same time testing their faith's resolve. I am not doing God's work in this, but rather developing a hurdle that isn't as black and white as a "Jump to test your faith", for the sake of betterment to those who would wander carelessly into my obstacle.

Tl:Dr. No, in this instance, I am playing Devil's Advocate.
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>>17312671
This anon know what he's talking about, specially the fasting thing, also look up for sirtuins.
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>>17309466
Why are the tripfags always the most ignorant?
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>>17312987
ofc they make you last forever... as a corpse.
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>>17311627
You are one.
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>>17315517
Ignore the shit poster.
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>>17314121
Tell me how it is possible.
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>>17315521
God made mankind immortal. All of us are going to be alive forever. Most of us are going to be in hell forever. Some of us are going to be in heaven forever.

We are all going to live forever, because there is a resurrection after death; to be precise, there are two resurrections after death. One to shame and destruction, and one to eternal life in heaven.

[You] will always exist, and [you] will always be [you].
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>>17315545
I am aware of this.
I was talking about >>17311627, been shitting up lots of threads.
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>>17315545
We are all on different degrees of development and at every age there will be stragglers but no one will be left behind.
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>>17307660
eat gold
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We are all immortal already. Only our bodies die.
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I know u are after inmortality but... w/e helps right?
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/new-technique-extends-lifespan-mice-35-percent
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http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/matthew.html
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>>17314816

He never mentioned gender...

...fingering is a fag activity as well!
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>>17312987

That's one way... the other popular method is simply shoveling your shit back into your asshole.

See, God made a mistake and it's not supposed to come out, you shovel it back in then you don't have to eat and your body lasts forever!

It's basic science!
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>>17307660
SENS Research Foundation. Youtube Aubrey de Grey.
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>>17313201
.
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In this thread edge Lord's
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>>17307660
Life is only death in motion
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