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I can remote view and will help you if you help me. I need to
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I can remote view and will help you if you help me.

I need to know how to summon a demon, I have access to an old abandoned graveyard from the 19th century which will be the place I conduct the ritual. Please do not recommend the lesser key of Solomon as it involves to many material items.

Help is appreciated and in turn I'll remote view anything you want, just give me something to work off, even just challenge me to see what you are drinking.

Lets have some fun.
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>>17294061
Hopefully this is the right sigil, or this'll be a bit embarrassing

[spoiler] And hopefully it actually works [/spoiler]
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>>17294061
I can't advise you, but I can give you a reading on how it would go if you do it. I'm actually looking for someone with "far sight" right now as a key to solving a riddle, and that might be a remote viewer. I'll also be seeking remote viewers for a research project in the future.

But, I digress. Would you like a reading?
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>>17294086
Sure I would.
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>>17294073
Thank you. Do you have the whole set perhaps?
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>>17294156
No.

I saw it posted one time and I just saved it.
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A child victim of the CIA's MK ULTRA
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>>17294170
Thank you very much anyways.
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>>17294176
Don't thank me yet.

I have no way of knowing that it actually works.
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>>17294214
Thing is, after looking up demons, there is nothing online about Messeth, do you know anything about?
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>>17294140
You / The Demon: Queen of Swords / 5 of Wands (reversed)
Your Will: Ace of Swords
Risks / Advantages: 10 of Swords (sideways) / Justice
Bad Result / Good Result: 3 of Pentacles (reversed) / Ace of Cups (reversed)
Projected Outcome: 4 of Cups (reversed)
Advice: The Hierophant

First of all, I hope you're thinking of evoking, not invoking. Anyway, starting with the significator cards, this spread indicates your desire as something mental, or otherwise just looking for a breakthrough in a project you're looking to undertake. It seems to me that this work isn't its own end, but rather that you're looking for something that will aid you in future works or projects, maybe just a change of mindset now that you feel you need it.
(cont.)
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>>17294228
(cont.)
Before I get into the risks and bad things, I'm going to start with the Demon's significator card: this demon is not friendly, and you're not likely prepared to deal with it. For the risks, I pulled the 10 of Swords sidewise, meaning to me that it is somewhere between a total loss and clinging onto something hopeless. This one should make more sense to you than to me. The negative possible result (ie, the bad thing) is the 3 of Pentacles in reverse. In this case, it means that you will not receive the cooperation you're looking for, and it's going to contribute to that feeling of defeat represented by the 10 of Swords.

The advantage you have here is that your mind is sufficiently clear and balanced in order to handle this work, but the good outcome seems like a double-edged blade. In a sense, you won't be as limited by your emotions, which can be seen as a good thing, but you'll also miss out on some input they might have which may otherwise serve you well.

The most likely outcome is that this won't work in your favor: the 4 of Cups in reverse indicates restlessness and, in this case, you'll likely be waiting indefinitely for a result that doesn't come. Bad news.

I pulled a card for advice for you, The Hierophant. This is laughably straightforward: it's suggesting you go back and hit the books and do something more traditional, rather than trying to take shortcuts here. Those shortcuts and get-demon-quick schemes are severely advised against, not just in general, but specifically in this reading. Overall, your current path towards this work shows that you're just not going to get what you're looking for, and it might fill you with anxiety, anguish, stress, etc.

Think about this one a bit more carefully, and don't skip the groundwork.
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>>17294218
I personally doubt it's legit.

Maybe you should try it at home before going.
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could you please read me too? playing sheep hasn't been good
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i have no knowledge of the unknown,
yet i am very intrested... read me, entise me.
i want to know what this is
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>>17294061
What do you need to remote view me, too? Can you just try to remote view a bunch of people and test your abilities? Like, I'm drinking out of a cup. What color is that cup and what's in it?

Please.
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>>17294321
Someone else is giving tarot readings here, but I'll have a go at your drink

Its a metalic colored cup, i cant see in it.
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>>17294352
How do you remote view anyways?
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>>17294352
It's not metalic. And you can look easily into it. Why can you not see that? You seemed pretty confidence about your ability.
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>>17294397
Ok, is it white with something orange in it?
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>>17294407
>inb4 it's a champagne glass filled with semen
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>>17294407
No. Do you want me to say what it is?
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>>17294397
Is it transparent with a drink inside?
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>>17294421
Nope.
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Ok Op, let's try with someone else.
How is the weather outside my window right now ? As seen from the inside of my room.
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>>17294430
The weather is black and blue with a mix of reddish brown poop color
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>>17294440
Twice wrong. You're a hack.
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>>17294443
That's not him. He uses a trip.
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>>17294440
Kek nigger get nugged
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>>17294443
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>>17294430
Its night but there is a light reflecting/right outside your window, kinda sucks.
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>>17294481
You were totally off about my cup. It's a black/dark liquid and an orange cup. Sorry, but I think you don't have any abilities. Thanks for trying though.
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>>17294448
proof im OP
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>>17294481
Goodbye OP, you're a hack
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>>17294491
K
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>>17294499
>tfw you're a powerless, mundane human and not a special snowflake with cool abilities

I'm sorry, OP. It's okay though. Heads up!
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>>17294512
why did you say heads up and not say anything after that like holy shit what the fuck
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>>17294512
Yeah OP, we're living perfectly well with it, you can still roleplay, just be more clever
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>>17294534
ses
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>>17294539
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Ok OP, let's test your whole remote viewing thing.

1) What game am I playing right now
2) How many water bottles are there on my desk ?
3) What's the object on top of the CRT tv ?
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>>17294551
they say third time's the charm
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>>17294551

OP here. Is it a dart board
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>>17294556
Doesn't it just say OP when you reply to the OP?
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>>17294582
no fuck you [spoiler]ses[/spoiler]
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>>17294453
Lolol its greenpoo man lololol hi greenpooman lol give me my 2 wishes GREENPOOMAN XD
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