Imagine sliding your hand deep inside, then yanking it out as fast as possible.
>>17284048
>>17284042
>Australian marital aids
>>17284051
underrated post
>>17284027
They can't be real, fuck off
>>17284097
Has no idea which board he is on.
>>17284027
>>17284097
It's real. Coconut crabs are delicious. They start off tiny, about the size of hermit crabs.
>>17284097
Coconut crab google it
>>17284095
I love Ariel pink
>>17284027
>>17284097
>>17284027
I've always wanted one of these as a pet; they aren't aggressive and can eat anything.
>>17284027
>>17284027
WHAT THE FUCK
>>17284027
is it tasty ?
Chinese woman's body riddled with parasitic worms and cysts, as a result of eating raw pork for 10 years
>>17284027
My GF had these. Needless to say I got a check up straight away.
>>17284177
The condition she now has is called Cysticercosis and is caused by the pork tapeworm Taenia solium. Basically, when pigs get infected with this (don't worry, it's uncommon in the first world because it's reportable) by eating tapeworm eggs, the tapeworms set up camp in their muscles as cysts. This isn't super detrimental to the pigs, but like I said this is reportable in the first world and shouldn't get into the food chain. When a person consumes infected raw pork, they are eating these cysts, which happily find their new home in the intestines of people as tapeworms. They then begin shedding eggs which exit in feces, and when these eggs get consumed again (poor hand washing, vegetables contaminated with infected fecal matter...) cysticercosis results, meaning people end up with these cysts in their muscle. In humans, it can get really nasty and actually get into your central nervous system (brain!) and cause all sorts of havoc.
>>17284180
Are you Australian?
>>17284010
Macrodontia Cervicornis!
I always wanted one of those.
>>17284037
I wonder if animals wish for death... I would.
>>17284177
>eating raw pork for 10 years
Now why would you even do that?
>>17284027
>>17284104
>>17284131
>>17284132
>>17284137
>>17284147
this is my favourite pic. Look at the size of him!
>>17284177
>>17284187
If anyone is wondering what these pictures are, the first one is actually her legs, the second one is her brain(those dots should not be there, if you couldn't guess that), and she is NOT dead yet, but will probably never fully recover since it's difficult to repair all the dead matter or remove the larvae embedded in her brain and organs.
She didn't even realize anything was wrong with her until she went to the doctor to complain about headaches and nausea, after 10 years of doing this. Apparently the worms actually shut off the nerves that make you feel the wriggling and itchiness of your body when they start hollowing out your brain to make you into a walking flesh suit filled with worms.
>>17284245
It was part of some ritual bullshit she had been doing since she was 10 years old where everyone in a village would eat the most tender parts of a pig raw.
Apparently it can sometimes slip under the radar or go unreported in some first world countries too, and there have been cases where it occured even after eating cooked meat and fish. It could happen to literally anyone, it could happen to you.
(okay that last paragraph was entirely bullshit)
>>17284274
But its not. Ever grill up a steak yourself and make it rare? Ever make chicken or pork chops and you aren't ENTIRELY sure it was above 165 for at least 10 minutes? Ever have a fish fresh from a lake? Ever have a ballpark hotdog, gas station hotdog or sammich, or off a food truck that might not have sufficient equipement? Ever have any meat from any place where that meat was cooked by hand leaving room for error? Yeah. It can happen. Only sure fire way to avoid it is to eat purely processed foods which is unhealthy as all hell.
>>17284027
Are you kidding? They are cute as fuck.
>>17284286
Dude, don't worry about it, you will know within the first week that something is wrong with you long before it gets like this. The symptoms are super obvious. You only need to worry if you’ve ever been for a walk in the woods, laid in the grass, live in or visited a insect common area, or have a pet cat or dog, then you may have exposed yourself to infestation and associated co-infections.
This is a multi-systemic infestation, and may affect every part of the body causing fatigue, stiff neck, headaches, light and sound sensitivity, tinnitus (ringing in the ears), anemia, dizziness, joint and muscle pain, brain fog, tingling, numbness and burning sensations of the extremities, memory and concentration problems, difficulties with sleep (both falling asleep and frequent awakening), chest pain and palpitations and/or psychiatric symptoms like depression and anxiety. This of course varies from person to person, you may only exhibit one or two of these symptoms, but if you do you should immediately consult a doctor.
>>17284332
>This is a multi-systemic infestation, and may affect every part of the body causing fatigue, stiff neck, headaches, light and sound sensitivity, tinnitus (ringing in the ears), anemia, dizziness, joint and muscle pain, brain fog, tingling, numbness and burning sensations of the extremities, memory and concentration problems, difficulties with sleep (both falling asleep and frequent awakening), chest pain and palpitations and/or psychiatric symptoms like depression and anxiety.
My fucking sides.
>>17284177
Award for the most disgusting thing i've ever seen on the net. What adds to it is the less graphical and restrained nature of the x-ray as opposed to a straight up gore photo.
You did it anon, you made me chuck my lunch by posting a picture on a Tibetan pipe smoking IRC conference.
>>17284274
I'll be eating meat well-well-done now.
>>17284308
This isn't actually true, this is what the meat looks like when it's infected, and everything run through the industry undergoes extreme inspection before being put out there. And even then, if there was a small tiny chance of something this obvious and easily detectable slipping past all the measures against it, the eggs become utterly ineffective after being remotely cooked.
>>17284337
You are welcome.
>>17284365
"extreme inspection", lol no. More like "no inspection at all"
>>17284308
>>17284274
>>17284177
>>17284187
Thank god I'm not eating meat. :^/
>>17284417
This is how I know your just some damn teenager, I work in the industry and we have FDA inspectors coming by the plant quite frequently, and they are complete hard asses that can really fuck up operations, if we don't inspect our own and this gets caught, the company can lose a shit ton of money and can even be shut down and no one wants that
>>17284418
FUN FACT: This is actually the reason why religions such as Judaism and Islam are against the eating of certain meats, back when such things were being founded a lot of people fell victim to this sort of thing due to poor meat or lack of knowledge/hygiene.
Of course it seems archaic now(or does it?), but the more you know!
>>17284273
The tail part looks like a hamburger
Newp
>>17284427
He's a different anon than me entirely. I'm just saying we have a LOT of health and safety gateways and inspections and STILL people get fucked up in america from time to time. Its like the hardest most shit lottery to win but people win it nonetheless from time to time.
>>17284417
This is the idiot i'm talking about to be clear here.
>>17284496
Looks Photoshop.
>>17284549
Prob is. Still freaks me out tho
>>17284274
>muh first world special snowflake
yeah those tape worms would be running all over inside you, doesn't matter which imaginary world you are from. It's reportable, but that doesn't prevent it from accidentally slipping in
>>17284308
these edgy fags won't listen anon, don't waste your time.
>>17284365
you know no one closely inspects all that meat in processing industry, come on now, stop deluding yourself
>>17284638
Yeah, sure. Fucking first worlders, thinking they're protected by their hygiene, proper medication and more controlled diets.
Nobody is denying that people get tape worms in the first world, except we actually have the knowledge of the symptoms, means to avoid it and medication to flush it out were it ever to occur. Hell, it actually gets flushed out naturally over time if you're health enough and wash your hands after scratching your ass.
Lets put a stop to the forced fearmongering for a minute. The case with the woman being full of these worms occurred under unusual circumstances, IN CHINA, and not only that, but the others in her village who had participated in the same meals were found to be completely clean. In order for it to even reach the point it did in that woman and not die out she needed to literally eat her own shit which contained the eggs every so often until it developed into Cysticercosis.
It isn't unheard of in the first world, but it is super rare. If that shit gets into the food chain someone would lose a lot of money, you can be paranoid all you want but you're not as paranoid as a company when it comes to avoiding a lawsuit that would ruin said company.
Most reported cases in the first world actually happened due to vacations abroad in countries that don't properly regulate their food. So not only is it extraordinarily rare to get such a thing via meat, but in the case you do get a tape worm from eating first world meat the symptoms are obvious (Taeniasis due to T. solium or T. saginata is usually characterized by mild and non-specific symptoms. Abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhoea or constipation may arise 6–8 weeks after ingestion of the cysticerci when the tapeworms become fully developed.) and can be treated within a fucking week.
>>17284714
nigga do you not realize you're on /x/? You're preaching to conspiracy fags who have been convinced president nixon has watched them take a shit for the last ten years.
You cannot convince someone who won't attempt to see your side, as is the case here on /x/.
>>17284763
I just wanna make it clear i've seen it happen thats why i know it can happen in a domestic homeland setting with no visit to other countries. Usually its within poorer area's and too people who don't take great care of themselves and yes we clear it up within a few weeks. Just don't like the idea that things designed to keep us in healthy food and water can be so fallible.
I don't support the "muh first worlder" asshats attitude though.
>nixon watching us shit
Now what kind of bullshit is that? Kennedy i'd understand, but nixon?Who'd believe that?
>>17284714
What the fuck is this picture
>>17284132
What if you get the ONE coconut crab that's an asshole, though? And pinches you and shit.
>>17284905
>What the fuck is this picture
See:
>>17278359
>>17278346
>>17284920
You'd lose whatever it pinches. They crack open coconuts with that shit. I've broken hatchets on coconuts before. Thats why you get them from behind cause at least they aren't as hard as coconuts.
>>17284092
What dis?
>>17284971
>What dis?
filename
>>17284971
Hagfish. Super flexible and when threatened it secretes a substance tirns sea water into this mucous like substance that is both sticky and slick. Ugly as fuck and tastes like shit. Fishing trolleys and the like pick them up in nets and gotta weed them out and throw them back.
>>17284993
That's what I thought at first but I've never seen one that wasn't covered in slime
>>17284037
poor bastard
How much $$$ would it take for you guys to interact with these things?
>>17284137
Like a d-reem...
>>17284187
>when a person consumes infected raw pork
The thing that's confusing me the most is why someone would do that to their body!
>>17285344
wow that was really dark
>>17284846
>murrica
>first world
Okay, buddy.
>>17285011
>all those different colors
So it really is a cultural thing.
>>17284042
Is the nope the fat bitch or the bat? I see the bat as cute in this case.
>>17284151
Very.
>>17284656
Former slaughter house worker here. Yeah we do.
>>17284048
This sorta made me horny
skinwalkers (or now they're called fleshgates)
some OC here. took this camping last week. barely made it out alive.
>>17284097
Coconut crab M8
>>17285948
>>17286221
>Last week
>2010
>tumblr url
>>17286565
>falling for bait
>>17284037
What are those?
Can we get this thread back on the rails and post animal pictures?
>>17284273
>>17284137
Jesus, their tails look like hamburgers. This should be the national animal of America
>>17287128
My nigga. Yes.
The pacu fish has teeth
>>17287232
And it's a cock biter.
>>17287232
Human teeth*, God damn I'm retarded
Pyrosomes can be as big as whales.
>>17287297
thats just a shaved bear
>>17287292
Idk I think this is real pretty
>>17287321
It looks evil though, no?
>>17287292
Tell me more? What are they? What do they eat?
>>17287312
It looks like a jackalope took some styling tips from Mega-Aerodactyl and failed at it.
>>17287255
You know, I never realized how awesome snapping turtles arms and claws looked.
>>17287232
Super creepy. They use 'em to eat nuts, though.
No, not THOSE nuts (hopefully).
>>17287326
Agreed, but the fact that they're so massive and otherworldly looking is very unnerving to me.
>>17287350
They're actually colonies of tiny organisms, though they function collectively as one big worm. They eat by siphoning plankton and other things things (hopefully not people) through their entire body, which is hollow like a tube.
>>17287255
That's the same face I'd be making, buddy.
>>17287213
This show was fantastic. I saw creatures I never thought roamed rivers. Shit was crazy to watch
>>17287292
Sheeeit
>>17287543
Anything that come out of australia make me nope, especially Mel Gibson
>>17284027
be careful, those things will eat anything, even household animals
>>17287797
>meet cute Australian online
>they say "come to Australia"
>go there
>they were actually a swarming mass of insects, nopes and animals luring prey
>Australia has been devoid of human life for years
>it's all just horrifying giant insects in hollowed out flesh suits trying to mimic human life to attract food
Come to Australia.
>>17284027
Are those fucking mirelurks???
>>1728807 Kinda, mirelurks are actually horseshoe crabs
>>17287939
>Australian shitposting is just something to make us think they are fun and funny so we go there and hang out
>>17284274
>Apparently the worms actually shut off the nerves that make you feel the wriggling and itchiness of your body when they start hollowing out your brain to make you into a walking flesh suit filled with worms.
>>17284242
From the looks of every animal in pain/dying, they all try to live no matter what.
Cut in half, gored out, stabbed in the eye, riddled with painful tumors, they don't care they will keep going.
They will still try to live and make a baby. The will power of these creatures is insane. I've never seen an animal not try to live regardless of how many fangs are jammed in it's throat.
>>17284103
>>17284097
Confirmed for memeing retards.
>>17284177
She's just a insect host shinobi from the Aburame Clan like Shino.
>>17287255
>Mario picking up a koopa
>>17287302
wtf is this
>>17288726
lol/10
>>17284308
Or you can just become a vegetarian or wait until lab-created meat is finally offered to the public.
>>17284191
no, he's saying he's got STDs
>>17288695
I have.
>uncle owns a bigass amount of land for his buffalo
>help around during the summer to keep me out of boredom induced crime back home
>uncle helps keep the spirit and lore alive in our tribe so he shows me a lot of things as life lessons
>depression is a thing in my life so he likes to show me the meaning of life from time to time
>a spider eating a butterfly and how he COULD save it but that starves the spider that worked for it
>how the prairie dog knows the the hawk is death and how to stay safe
>how the hawk has to work for the prairie dog and tries so many times till he succeeds
>how the prairie dogs have to see their brother die to learn a new lesson
>a whole die of him just showing me the cruelty of nature and how hard work and luck make success and how if i want to not be depressed the most i or anyone can do is work for it
>a whole day and hundreds of examples
>showing how humans feel grand with our knowledge and ego but how people, like me, can just give up on life
>showing how animals aren't complicated by this technicality and thus inheritly know life is worth it
>show how they struggle and struggle
>even show a torn front half of prairie dog drag itself to home and safety even though it KNOWS its going to die
>then comes the wolf
>almost all day on the prairie and he realizes he hasn't shown me the forest
>second we shut off the fourwheelers we can hear the whining
>best i can describe it as is if you have to translate the depths of human suffering and desperation into the whines a dog could make
>its this wolf with its paw in a bear trap
>whole arms mangle not just where the trap got it
>its been chewing its arm off to free itself from the trap
>second it sees us it goes into overdrive
>can hear the bone snapping from 30 feet off
>finally frees itself and limps backwards away from us
>>17289036
>stops and looks down at its paw
>takes maybe 10 seconds to look
>lays down and won't move
>not even when uncle comes up and pokes it with his rifle
>just lies there and stares at nothing in particular
>checked on it and even left it food and water
>just lay there for 3 days
>didn't move didn't eat the food or drink the water didn't even shit
It gave up the second it knew it would never run again.
>>17283998
What is that?
>>17289082
Turtle.
>>17284433
They just aren't cannibals if anything.
>>17289088
thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhdPIt-DdOg
>>17284308
>gas station hotdog or sammich
>>17289050
R.I.P.
>>17287312
Post more animals with fucked up shit happening to them.
>>17289036
>>17289050
that just hits me hard on the feels
>>17288723
kek
>>17289082
Inside of a leatherback sea turtles mouth
>>17284274
>walking flesh suit filled with worms
>>17284145
Christmas island crabs. my favorite, and couple others...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLoXDFDeD9E
>>17284274
>>17289259
I wish I had parasite bro's that made me awesome with no downsides whatsoever.
>>17289050
Why the fuck didn't you call a ranger to take it to the wildlife vet?
>walking through the woods
>turn the corner around a bush
>This little rascal does a handstand
Nope.
>>17290326
That's what I wondered. Nice one, asshole & uncle asshole
>>17284332
You're good.
>>17290326
You must be some special kind if tumblr fag. Its life, its natural selection, regardless of your fucking feels its what was meant to happen. If humans could learn to take this appraoch with fellow humans the world would be a much better place.
>>17287082
shoes
>>17284027
Nope
>>17287292
>>17287326
>>17287350
FWIW, here's the video of the Pyrosome.
>>17286709
>correcting a child
Fixed
>>17291063
It wouldn't have happened if some retard didnt leave a bear trap laying round, retard.
>>17288877
>>17288872
deformed moray eel?
>>17292488
what's jew about it?
The distinctive smell of bananas and whipped cream.
A vocalization that sounds like hyenas.
Ultrasound that can see through solid walls. Antennae that can detect human body odor from a mile away. Infrared sensing pits that can sense body heat. Limbs that can sheer the body of a car like tin foil.
>>17292562
Cool story bro.
>>17284027
It's a giant enemy crab! Knock it over and hit its weak spot for massive damage!
>>17287255
Those fuckers are mean
>>17291063
This is the most cringe-worthy thing ever. Congrats, cunt.
>>17290326
>>17290464
Cause the circle of life is a thing and its uncles job to help keep the spiritual ideals of the tribe alive. he can just give up ob his idealogis and morals when shit gets hard cause what would be the point of having them in the first place. He did drive around with his buffalo rifle in case he saw whoever was trapping on his land though.
>>17291063
It's not natural selection if the wolf died because of a bear trap you retard.
>>17287302
Mata mata
>>17288729
sorry. Mata mata
>>17287349
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>17284132
Nah dude fuck that. They would have to be completely docile for me personally to welcome them, but it's because of dog
Noped the fuck away first time seeing these bastards when i was a child
>european Mole cricket
>>17284131
His face reminds me of Tim Heidecker.
>>17284180
Is your GF 100 feet tall?
>>17293181
we call them in indonesia Anjing Tanah, meaning "Ground Dogs"
>>17292601
Heavily inspire by Japanese lores and myths.
I love you anon.
>>17289975
nyarlathotep?
>>17287255
Where is its jaw?
>>17293500
Right there. Below the upper beak. He's just opening super wide and he skinfolds hide it. Look closer and you'll see the lower beak bit.
>>17287292
Ride 'em cowboy
>>17293522
IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!!!!
![NWCGL1N[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjENGUv.jpg "NWCGL1N[1].jpg")
>>17293665
these things always fucked me up bad in new vegas
>>17284027
The Original Mud Crab
>>17286565
top kek
>>17287255
That turtle looks like it's having the time of it's life.
>>17293686
GOD MAN FUCK THOSE THINGS IN NV
>>17293790
>>17293665
>not investing in 1,000,000 caps worth of stimpaks
>not having stimpaks on shortcut
>not spamming that shortcut while ballistic fisting motherfuckers left and right
>not ODing shortly after
Stay pleb.
>>17290326
If the land belonged to his uncle then there would be no "ranger." It's not a national park. The closest thing to a ranger in an area like that would be the game warden who usually works for the county and monitors hunting through a kind of honor system.
Also
>believing what you read on /x/
>>17293836
it was more like:
>see cazadors
>run like a bitch in the opposite direction
>>17293490
the worm that walks
>>17290394
Awwwwww, lol:)
>>17293181
Noping the fuck out as a full grown adult just seeing a picture of this thing
>>17293767
Omg, it does!!! Lmao!!
>>17284417
I knew a guy who's dad was a meat inspector out west. He said that 90% of his time was spent cutting cancerous tumors and other shit out of meat. This is modern times. Guy was a vegetarian
>>17284955
Radstags are real then...
>>17291063
Fuck off.
>>17288872
Am I the Chosen Undead?
>>17293665
IS A FUCKING CAZADOR
>>17287243
myth
>>17287297
Hey look a barely bare bear!
>>17287939
>>17288726
kek
>>17284037
I can't even remember what this is called but we've had a ton of deer found dead around here (bumfuck nowhere, Illinois) that suffered from it and some other disease. It's sad that they clearly suffer. Less sad, however, that there are fewer that I might hit with my car.
>>17284417
Fuck off Upton Sinclair.
>>17295275
The natural result of overpopulation. Man's time nears conclusion.
>>17291063
>>17286221
Are you fucking new?
>>17287395
kek
>>17287213
As an avid fisherman, I fucking love this show. One of the few shows I feel isnt staged in the slightest. It would be damn near impossible. Jeremy Wade has my highest respect.
>>17295978
He's boss. River Monsters is a great show.
>>17292473
I think that's a wolf eel
>>17290326
What the fuck they gonna do? Give it a robot leg and set it back into the wild?
>>17286221
even skins like doggy style
>>17287349
wtf even is this thing?!
>>17287297
Fuzzie wuzzie was a bear. Fuzzie Wuzzie had no hair. Fuzzie Wuzzie wasn't fuzzie was he?
>>17284308
Due to the pig feed itself being treated if you live in the first world you can actually eat a medium rare porkchop... just don't ever expect a restaurant to give it to you that way.
>>17296406
shooped?
>>17296813
As if you had to ask.
>>17296843
Could have just been the shape in the silt or somthing else, but yeah it was dumb to ask at all i guess.
>>17296827
Lol, wtf is that from?
>>17287287
half scorpion half spider full nope
>>17287939
these shits are small as fuck no nope here
I bred those when I was a child. biggest one was as big as my thumb
>>17290326
That would rob the bear trap, who worked hard to kill the wolf.
>>17284433
SHUT IT DOWN!
SLIDE IT
>>17287255
Look at that absolute monster. There's a reason I don't swim in lakes and play in rivers. Don't get me wrong, I think alligator snappers are cool. Just as long as there's something between us, be it a TV screen or metal bars.
>>17296871
>>17296871
Communion. Great book you should read it. Horrible horrible horrible movie you'll lose brain cells just watching it. Movies so bad its almost entirely unrelated to the source material, though there are some legitimate creepy parts.
>>17297104
>>17292562
Yikes, cringe
>>17297544
>>17297548
>inb4 whats dat?!?! :O
Its a soliphugae
>>17297548
thats a weird benis and it looks hurt
>>17284131
>leaving_seyda_neen.jpg
>>17284332
You had me ready to rip my skin off for a moment
>>17297548
>>17297550
No. That is a Tyranid. I refuse to believe that thing came from this planet.
>>17297544
I used to hate these but then read that they can live to be a couple years old and only eat other small bugs and are really afraid of humans so now I kinda find them endearing. Also they have cute little black eyes.
>>17287255
that is not a happy turtle :(
>>17286323
I think being a fat fuck is one of the most basic things people get turned off by. You would know this if you left your room every once in a while.
>>17297817
the vodka-fish
>>17291063
You sure got the tumblrinas riled up with this post. Congratulations.
>>17297817
imagine tying that thing to your rectum and then it slowly extends up your anus
EUPHORIC
>>17284433
Yeah pigs don't have hard hooves so they're a lot more susceptible to getting hook worms (they hide in mud and hook themselves to the soles of your feet and then burrow in) so don't go walking around in the mud barefoot anytime soon.
>>17293193
LOL that's a dude. I can see the ridge of her cock.
>>17284177
>>17297950
benis in benis LOLOL xD
>>17284308
Rare is still cooked.
Parasites don't survive in 130+ degree heat.
They require low body temperatures of around 95 to 105.
>>17298589
Nopenopenopenope
>>17284274
Looks like we beat the covies to the punch this time
>>17284763
>You're preaching to conspiracy fags who have been convinced president nixon has watched them take a shit for the last ten years.
Kek
>>17298589
holy FUCK
Holy FUCKING SHIT
