Times where you got shit scared for nothing >be me, 12 >just
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Times where you got shit scared for nothing
>be me, 12
>just read creepypastas, because i'm a loser
>go to bed
>stay up for an hour because i'm scared of the stuff i've been reading about
>sees door open out of corner of my eye
>nope.jpg
>pretends to be asleep
>something jumps on bed
>crawls up to pillow
>shitting myself
>cat starts to purr and lick my nose
>mfw I thought my cat was the rake
>>17278837
>rake
>get rake'd
>get rekt
>>17278837
Cool story bro
>be up at 3am playing footy manager
>house is deadly silent, lights all off
>gf in bed waiting to get fucked
>imnotcoming.jpg
>sees something move out of the corner of my eye
>turns around and sees something standing in the doorway
>arrrgughghghfaargh!
>realises its gf
>she had sleepwalked, naked, and was standing there like a fucking angry zombie, arms hanging
>gets up and takes her back to bed
>gives her a quick fucking
>goes back to playing PS
>wins the premiership with Sunderland