What's the weirdest alien abduction story you've heard?
>>17269231
That one where they abducted the guy and did experiments on him, then covered his memory with a false memory and re-implanted him where they took him from, then five years later he dug a tracking bug out of his arm and the bug was untracable by modern science
Also any generally bizarre alien encounter/sighting stories (not just abductions)
the one where two teens are about to bang in a car and then they get abducted by aliens and they're in cages and there's an alien smoking a blunt in another cage... oh wait....
the one where that south american guy got to bang a sexy she-alien
>>17269242
Gets funnier every time, trust me.
>>17269740
CIA shitstreaming aside, of course.
But that goes without saying. In all cases.
I recently read a woman's account of a sexual encounter with a man being controlled by a reptilian where she could see an UFO hovering over the house with 3 levels: L1 the strip club where the man "caught" the reptilian off a stripper; L2 a red room ala twin peaks; L3 an administrative bureau full of reptilians
>>17269337
Abduction and Sex with aliens, 10 years before the Betty and Barney Hill case. Pretty interesting, to say the least.
https://youtu.be/WOSqhzodWwA?t=22s
Also, this image HAHA
These aliens be into some weird fetishes man.
>>17269231
my uncle claims he was abducted by aliens and they let him anally probe them
The human mutilation abduction. http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php
>>17269231
>be me
>at a bar
>solid 8/10 qt3.14 walks up
>start chatting
>Eventually start to feel funny
>lightheaded
>next thing I know im ass naked handcuffed to a bed in a shitty motel on the east side of the river
>phone wallet and shoes are missing
>damn aliens, Trump was right
The one where the Greys abuduct OP, but scientifically prove that he's not a faggot.
>>17271204
fake and gay
The one where a couple of hunters are in a forest and they climb a tree to fight off an abduction throughout the night.
Cops or someone eventually verified abnormal lights in the area.
>>17271244
Yeah this. I remember reading about it on here. Didn't they say it was a grey with a robot or something? Shooting gas at the men in the trees?
Anyone have the full story?
>>17271417
nvm found it
google 'The Cisco Grove incident of September 4, 1964'
>>17269242
anyone with a title or link to this one?
>>17271434
Good interview with the Cisco Grove guy, starts with some background about 30 min in or so
https://youtu.be/CinISEaXrqc
>>17269231
I hear that they do stuff to people's butts and that makes me feel funny and tingly down there
>>17269231
The one involving the grimlahks and their eborp machine
>>17269242
>>17270250
>>17270501
I'm more likely to believe it's drugs and over stimulation induced by people... would you go into the jungle and rape monkeys?
>>17270613
Satanic rituals
>>17270613
I remember reading about this when I was younger. Shit was scary.
>>17272229
Yes.
The one where the dude gets seduced by two alien women and bites off a nipple.
