none of you guys are going to believe me but i saw the devil today and I've never felt more cold. I saw the devil down this long, long road. I fucking swear I heard him talk to me. Like, in this calm and smooth voice he said to me, "Boy, boy, boy, I want your soul." I just yelled no and hauled ass outta there. What could this be? Was it really the devil?
He called himself "The Contrary Man" if this means anything
>>17264852
So you basically ran off like a bitch...
Bravo, OP
>>17264852
also, I'm a girl by the way if that means anything.
>>17264852
Hmmm I've heard of something like this before. I may actually have some important information for you OP.
The real question is are you in
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>>17265744
U wot m8
>>17264852
It was probably just a guy pretending to be the devil.
Sources: I'm a girl too, and Occam's razor
>>17264852
Hayden, you are a faggot.
>>17265744
ye u wot m8?
>>17264852
If the devil wants your soul it's only to get it away from the plastic and coca cola
>>17265670
It's the only reason Abdul lived as long as he did.
