>A group of women in the US claim to have children fathered by aliens - and describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the 'best they've ever had'.
>The pair claim that between them, they have 13 children with aliens - and that the conceptions happen either through artificial insemination or real sexual encounters.
>'All of sudden I'm sat next to this green reptilian creature and immediately I'm so sexually turned on looking at this being.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3408500/It-super-primal-sexual-experience-Group-women-make-extraordinary-claim-hybrid-children-fathered-ALIENS-live-giant-spaceships-say-best-sex-ever.html
>>17256397
They mean they had children with mexicans
Check out the tail of the snake belt she's wearing, snake is crawling out of...
LSD is a helluva drug...
>Daily Mail
Surely it must be factual.
>>17256397
As in the days of Noah, so shall the last days be....
I believe them.
>tfw women would rather have unprotected sex with extraterrestrials than have sex with you
>>17256397
GREYED
hol up
Babies take nine months. Wouldn't it be more likely that the artificial insemination is just egg extraction and the aliens just fuck them for fun?
Just cuck my whole planet up senpai
>>17256521
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
It refers to how people will be acting, not "sons of GOD coming in unto the daughters of men".
>>17256719
Matthew 24
where do I sign up?
>>17256397
>All of sudden I'm sat next to this green reptilian creature and immediately I'm so sexually turned on looking at this being
On Earth we call that Rophonyl.
>>17256437
Her vagina, yes. Brilliant observation. Why is it so hard to say vagina? Are you a kid?
>>17256397
Fucking lol cause aliens want to sleep with humans.
Guess some aliens are into bestiality.
Better call up the high command and let them know, there are some animal abusers out there.
Ayy lmao
>>17256397
>Women have wet dreams and believe it to be an alien encounter.
Ayy lmao
Guess that means I am the father of 10 alien baby's with alien women
Ayy lmao
This just in: women are crazy
I've had dreams of being seduced by pleadian chicks and insemenating them, maybe I am also a hybrid alien father.
I should contact the media.
>>17256397
What this REALLY means is that men should dress like reptilians and cruise the streets of Sedona with a "Best sex you'll ever have" sign.
Fucking lol this thread is like reading a Mel Brooks film
>>17256793
This is a brilliant idea! Someone start making up the costumes!
>>17257241
Meant that response for this post>>17257005
>>17256572
My first thought when reading the article. Although I used AYYED in my mind. Fucking memes man.
I had a intimate encounter with a "alien being" during a sleeping paralysis, it felt so real that I still think about her sometimes. It was more romantic rather than sexual though. Now I don't actually think stuff that happens during SP is real whatsoever, but it definitely felt real.
>these daily mail threads
*throws back head in laughter*
Lucky Aliens
>>17256397
>tfw will never have amazing sex with reptilian aliens
>>17256397
Godam space chads go back to your planet
>>17256397
UFOPORNO!!!!
>"do you have protection clara?"
>"i take the pill i promise"
This is now a Ufo-etotic thread
Yap
