>Women take by aliens to make babies
>One women had 13 babies with aliens
>The aliens are harvesting their DNA to create children that combine the best of both human and alien characteristics over a period several years
>describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the 'best they've ever had'
>'It was great. It was an incredible super primal, super raw, super primal sexual experience'
>'There was a really freedom and we were really going for it. It was the best sex I ever had.'
Am I the only one annoyed that they they completely failed to actually explain what their alien sex encounter was like.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3408500/It-super-primal-sexual-experience-Group-women-make-extraordinary-claim-hybrid-children-fathered-ALIENS-live-giant-spaceships-say-best-sex-ever.html
>>17250670
It was too good to describe in full... An intergalactic 'wham, bam, ayyy lmao ma'am!'
>>17250670
>they just so happen to know how to draw
Right.
Reeeeeeee cucked even by alienssss
>>17250670
>there are people out there that got cucked by ayy lmaos
Ayy lmao.
These are the women and their drawings of their babies.
Apparently if you had primal alien sex babies you get re-occurring dreams about doctor's offices or classrooms, missing times or false pregnancies.
>>17250690
vertical or horizontal? Indeed they look... off, to put it mildly.
twizzlers is all I think about when I read OP
>>17250670
>dailymail
>>17250690
I believe I am an alien myself.
Does anyone know how to get in contact with these women??
>>17250670
>we aren't looking for attention, we had sex with ayy lmaos and made lots of little alien babies and this is what they looked like
ok cool
/x/ used to have actual creative writing on it. Now the Daily Mail does most of the "creative writing".
I'M IN LOVE WITH ALIEN
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER EYEEEES
I'M IN LOVE WITH AN ALIEN
I'M A XENOPHILE IN DISGUISE
>>17250707
you'll probably have to signal a ufo down dude, they can prob give you contact numbers
>>17250690
they look schizo
