childhood stories
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So I'm going to share the story on how my friend saved someone from killing himself in elementary. This friend of mine was named Andrew and it took place during our third grade year. Commence memetext
>It's Social Studies time. Normal day spent day coloring and reading about the American Revolution
>Andrew has to go piss because you know kids can't hold their bladders worth a damn.
>I'm reading George's wooden chompers, as I mentioned, I don't really matter in this memory.
>Andrew's just got done leaking and is washing his hands. He notices a belt lying over the stall-frame in the mirror.
>"Free belt!" He says. I shit you not when I type this, we're all innocent in those days.
>He tries to undo is met with heavy resistance. He begins to pull the thing around like a when you first discover masturbation.
>he hears something thud heavily as the belt is undone. The stall opens and it's some black kid.
>>17247754
Continue'd
>the teacher leaves for some reason
>the class realizes both Andrew and thw teacher have been gone along time. We peer out the door and we see 5 other classes doing the same thing.
We later learned that some kid in our grade tried killing himself and that guy was sent to an institution up until highschool. As morbid as it is, me and Andrew still giggle about it looking back.
This is not paranormal.
>>17248810
Neither is half the bullshit posted here.
more like paranorlel lol
>>17250953
Well it ain't even spoopy
So what's your excuse now Edgar 'The Edge' Edgerson?
>>17251014
Don't ever fucking reply to me again.
>>17247754
>black kid
You almost let me down until I read this now I'm really spooked
>>17251014
Dude ur a faggot
>>17251014
It appears that I have slipped into some parallel universe where the word edgy went from meaning "intentionally offensive" to "any person you disagree with".
How's that for sp00py?
>>17251014
what kind of faggot shit did i just read..
>>17251133
You mean the last decade+ of 4chan?
Every single buzzword eventually becomes a synonym for "person I disagree with". Even "buzzword" technically became "word I disagree with".
