How do we know that Satan isn't just a lizard?
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How do we know that Satan isn't just a lizard?
>>17245974
He's a snake.
>>17245977
He's a lizard
How do we know that owls aren't just birds?
>>17245974
Do we really need to breathe or is it just a habit?
>>17245978
he's a reptilian
>>17245980
Wut?
>>17246018
How do we know that spiders aren't just arachnids?
>>17246031
Okay you listen here you scallywag, I won't take part in your bamboozlements, burn for eternity in hefl
How do we know birthday magicians aren't just wizards?
>>17246035
How do we know that u ain't mad, bro?
>>17246041
Your memeing is too stronk, noooo, I'm being banished back to purgatory... curse you anon
Satans are mammals.
That's a fact Jack.
>>17246036
Not all wizards are birthday magicians but all birthday magicians are wizards.
how many lizards are there tho
>>17245980
Because owls are not what they seem.
>>17245974
I am a highly evolved Dinosaur.
Reptilian.
My lineage comes from Tyrannosaur Rex.
A very good actor yeah.
I say about then a kamelon.
>>17247086
Yeah.
See it in your eyes.
Welcome.
>>17245977
>>17245978
Lizard and snakes are the same thing idiots
>>17245974
Well Satan is the essence of cool. Satan was probably a lizards because lizards are cooler. They have legs so they can fight instead of grappling like pussy ass snakes. Plus I doubt that coy mother fucker would just slide down a tree. He's probably use his legs to ride one of those tiny finger skateboards down a branch and Ollie onto a fruit of knowledge and then bailing onto Eve's tig 'ol mammalian biddies. The fuit of knowledge lands in her lap and he shouts "YOU GON' LEARN 2DAY"
They proceed to bob their heads and release pheromones, he displays a bright throat patch which makes him look bigger, as any man would amiright? He mounts, deposits, and she stores it until ovulation.
>>17246199
IS HE A SPECIAL TREX?
