Hey /x/philes, I'm in the middle of expelling a poltergeist from my home that has been harassing my family for ~10years (since we moved here). Ask me anything.
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What's the worst thing it (?) has done?
>>17245133
How do you get rid of one?
>In the middle of
Shouldn't you be a bit more focused?
Do you seek or bring advise?
>Roll for intuition
>>17245133
They usually don't last more than a year or 2, what has happened
are the cats ok? that's all that matters!
>>17245133
Do i have to go?
>>17245504
She has done a lot of things. The worst she has done so far is physical apparition and attacking my older sister. She's never fucked with the animals.
>>17245547
Went to the occult shop in the city and they told me to get rid of the previous (only prior) owners stuff in the attic. Then, you perform a smudging and at the end wave out the back door. Finally, you leave a candle infused with dragonblood herb burning in a central area for a month.
>>17245569
Had to wait for trash pickup
>>17246278
My family and I have been here for almost 10yrs. TV's coming on throughout the house at 3AM with the separate sound systems on full blast, things go missing from out in the open only to reappear months or years later. Lately it's gotten more physical with things flying across the room; mostly glass which is fucking annoying. Plush she REALLY fucking hates my sister and has been harassing and attacking her. She seems to feed on anxiety and anger.
>>17246758
She's never gone after the cats. All are really chill. We have 5 so we would've noticed anything odd in their behavior. She actually helped one of our cats once. I can tell the story if you'd like.
>>17246779
Fak u dolan
>>17245133
If that's how you keep the place of course you have a poltergeist. Clean the fuck out of that house. Someone is mentally ill and will unconsciously welcome a chaotic entity.
I'm so tired of rooting and stepping on crap at fucking house clearings. Messy means a messy mind and that keeps the damn thing coming back holy
>>17246869
Make me?
>>17246869
How old is sister? Who hit puberty ten years ago? Bingo. Entity loves anxious, fucking help your sister instead of buying junk. Fucking hate you losers who pretend you can home clear when this is the state of the home life physically and mentally. Fuck you I never need special stuff to clear homes of entities
>>17246877
It's a communal desk. Everything is organized. The house is clean. It's a big house, so one picture isn't going to tell you all that incorrect info.
>>17246892
Five cats and an anxious sister tell me you are ignoring the root. Get over it hoarder
