Basic Wiccan Spell
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I just invented my first Wiccan spell. What Wiccan spells have you invented?
The Intelligence Spell:
Swish coconut milk and seaweed[storebought] in your mouth while thinking the white of the coconut milk powers the green of the seaweed that gives you knowledge[such as scientific or magickal] when they absorb into each other and are tasted and considered by you.
>>17244979
What evidence do you have that it works?
>>17244979
Former Wiccan here. Shit like your post is why everybody hates us.
>>17244979
>inventing spells
>not studying gimores and occult philosophy.
this is why your a faggot
try pic related and get gud bitch
>>17244979
You look like a blind puppy trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle.
>>17244979
If you are serious about this, I'm so sorry for you in general.
>>17245250
Wrong. Everyone hates you because your shit is false, my nigga.
>>17245250
I thought it was cause you guys are a weird sex cult.
>>17244979
My favorite is one me and a few of my buddies made.
"Non Homosexuales"
Fresh human sperm in your mouth while thinking about how totally not gay you are.
>>17248112
I heard that works.
Here's mine.
If you ever find yourself in possession of a hot dog, bury it outside in a yard, underneath a flower-bearing bush. If you get a flower within the next year, somebody wants the d (the plant)
