>Be a new hire security guard
>After my training I am assigned a third shift patrol job a biological research facility
>Two months into the job and everything is normal nobody is around to bother me and I'm free to shitpost on /x/ all night
>Go out for second patrol of the night
>Halfway through, while walking through the labs, I hear scuttling sounds around the corner
>Slowly peek around the corner to see a giant ant standing on two legs
>He is looking down the hallway, facing away from me
What do I do /x/?
>Take that fucker our with my bare hands
>Leave and contact authorities
>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened
Current information:
Class: Regular Human
Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
Status: Healthy
this is the second stupidest thread on /x/
congratulations
Are u roleplaying
>>17244106
Thinking more of a CYOA.
>>17244106
>Current information:
>Class: Regular Human
>Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
>Status: Healthy
>>17244082
>>17244082
Are you 12?
>>17244264
no im 4
>>17244082
Go to /tg/
>>17244082
I sneak on on the ant as I buckle my belt as quietly as possible and look for an orifice I can probe with my erect memeber.
>status: hard as a rock
I bend the ant over as I slide myself into it as I say "always fantasized about getting my ant bent over" then I begin to thirst harder and harder as my keys jingle with each movement. I grab the ants antenna and pull them and say "you like that? I bet you do you dirty ant" and I slap it
As a get ready to.climax I pull antenna hard and bite its.neck a little as I fill it with my love sauce. My legs shaking and sweat pouring I pull up my pants and light a cigarette....Then catching myself I.light another and toss the second one to the ant. "Here baby, you probably need one too after a working over like that"
>status: Satisfied
>>17244082
>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened
probably just hallucinations..
>>17244098
What's the first?
>>17244338
>turning down free giant ant sex
What are you gay?
Why would you have a pipe?
>>17244371
Had to have something to smoke the DMT out of , why else would you see giant Ants?
