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Just turned 30 last week. I'm officially a KV Wizard. Teach me a few basic spells


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Just turned 30 last week. I'm officially a KV Wizard.

Teach me a few basic spells /x/.

I heard Candlelight is a easy spell to learn and helps a lot when exploring in the dark.

For those that don't know, Candlelight creates a small light that follows your body around.
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>>17243008
If you weren't initiated by 20 you won't be able to learn any spells.

Only wizards who chose to become wizards intentionally have any chance of developing magick.

Sadly, you didn't chose the path, you simply chose nothing.
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>>17243013
You gotta be kidding me...

No one ever mentioned any """initiation"""...
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>>17243021
you sure? it's like wizardly 101

initation is the most important part of becoming a wizard. being a kv at 30 just gives you more spell power
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>>17243008
You do know that's just a meme right?
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>>17243021
YOU GET NOTHING
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Hey OP, heres a question, now that you're 30 will you lose your virginity finally?
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Here's some spells for you: Black Bible:
http://docdro.id/dQ4sWUE
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>>17243162
This should be your first goal. Sex magick is awesome, just ask Crowely.
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>>17243008

/x/ is turning into a fucking shit show.
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>>17244389
Wasn't it always
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>>17243013

u talk 2 much
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>>17244389
Magic isn't real.

Moot you can close this board down now.

Sorry not sorry
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