This gets me thinking
Yolanda!
>>17234850
I'd fuck it.
>>17234837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
>not wanting to fuck yolandi in full makeup
gay
>>17234837
Wild animals and sickness.
>>17234850
sauce
>>17234940
There's less than ten replies read the thread you lazy ass.
>>17234921
/thread
>>17234850
>>17234967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4
i love this bitch too
>>17235027
those shit tier piercings
>>17235063
>that god-tier body
>>17234837
I can't be the only one who finds pale beings and dark doe eyes cute?
Maybe it's just the contrasting aesthetic, but pale fair skin that is as white as marble and eyes which reflect the world they see, taking it in whole and always hiding their intentions are super appealing to me.
>>17234837
>Big forward facing eyes
The eyes of a predator
>Dark eyes
Can't tell where they are looking so it makes you instinctually wary.
>Pale Skin
Usually signifies illness something to stay away from.
>Sharp teeth
Like on any predator
Shit thread OP.
>>17234837
evolution is way more complicated than that
>>17235302
read: it doesn't exist
>>17235292
THIS.
I've seen this bullshit pasta so many times, and that's always what I think. I've never seen such a blatant logical fallacy spread online so enthusiastically.
>>17234864
/x/ in only three words.
> mfw me too
>what makes us afraid of long faces and sharp teeth
wolves, snakes and large cats
also it stops being scary after the third ebin jumpscare you've seen
>>17234837
>implying I'm not aroused by it
>>17234864
You're operating under the assumption that you're going to have a choice in the matter. What you mean is
>I hope it doesn't have a dick
>>17235027
thats not yolandi...
Fear of the dark started 38th agriculture.
>>17234850
Yolandi
>>17234837
Looks like a nigger with albinism desu
>>17237907
I'd fuck her
Lots of people would
>>17234837
dude its just yolandi man. grow up
>>17234933
This. Dont be retarded its disease and corpses
>>17234850
10/10 would want to fuck
>>17234850
It's spelled Yolandi you pleb. "A" isn't even next to "I" on a qwerty keyboard so you can't even tell me that it was a typo. You were just too lazy to google the correct spelling.
>>17238785
Wow, you went to a lot of trouble to find something to be indignant about.
>>17238793
A lot of trouble? Are you kidding? All it took was me to scroll past this thread, see a pic of Yolandi Visser, then see some fuck spelling it "Yolanda".
How is that in ANY WAY going through "a lot of trouble". Your work ethic is clearly fucked if that's a lot of trouble in your head.
>>17238793
Shut the fuck up. Seriously, get the FUCK OUT
>>17238785
OMG! You're right. I, I feel awful. I'm going to have to kill myself now aren't I? I still had Plans too. :(
is die antwoord paranormal
>>17238785
If that anon replied from a mobile device, autocorrect may have changed Yolandi to Yolanda (arguably a more common name.) Actually, come to think of it, my MacBook autocorrects as well. Something to keep in mind.
>>17238829
Their music is so bad it's almost paranormal.
>>17234850
yes, would fuck it.
>>17234837
>gets me thinking
At least something does, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this thread.
>>17234837
corpses carried diseases that would kill early humans
>sunken eyes
>sharp teeth
>elongated face
apparently the faggot who wrote that text has never heard of bears, wolves, or pretty much any other animal dangerous to humans
>>17239200
Ayy
>>17234837
>pale
> dark sunken eyes
>sharp teeth
>elongated face
The british
>>17238801
Well you sound like a big puss.
>>17235027
Who dis
>>17241013
>>17235436
fuck mate, this cratures are scary af, they rape and kill for pleasure just like us
>>17241002
Ayyyy
>>17234837
>a shitty tumblr post
>of stolen content
This "theory"/idea/copypasta has been around for a bit, mate. Fuck that user for trying to make it their own and adding a picture of a god damn pop star.
I don't even care about the evolutionary factor because of how stupidly this was portrayed.
>>17242480
It was pretty well portrays the idea. What's gotten your panties so wadded up anonymous?
>>17234837
>What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual and lasting fear of pale beings with dark sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth and elongated faces?
Well pale = dead. As for the rest? Wolves, Lions, Bears, Tigers, take your fucking pick.
>>17235063
Life must be utterably miserable for you, normal faggot, yet you are so ignorant of the fact.
>>17234837
its evolution the species doesnt fuck with the unknown thats why we survive pale things like that we dont know if its passive or agressive so we just fear it and thats why clowns are scary
>>17235045
Oh God, this was so bad it actually made me laugh.
>>17242028
Just like you? Really?
>>17234850
>that tongue move
Why boner.
