Let's get a good /x greentext thread going
>>17233474
>Be OP
>Start Greentext thread
>Don't post Greentext
>MFW
>OooooooOOOoooooOooOOOoooOOOo
>good /x
Excellent start OP. Fantastic work.
>be me
>2016
>be a girl, btw
>>17233862
Go on...
>I'm gay.
>be me
>time traveler
>actually not
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>>17233483
>tfw nostalgiad for my ultima online days
>boo
I sexually Identify as a Skeleton. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spooking and rattling my bones. People say to me that a person being a Skeleton is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, and organs From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr Bones" and respect my right to Spook and rattle needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Skeliphobe and need to check your flesh privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>be me
>see my future occasionaly
>can't control it
>can't find help on books or other ways of research
>post frequently on /x/
>no one believes me because they think every clairvoyant can see the future of everyone and everything, almost omniscient
>get frustrated
>post gt hoping someone understands me
>>17237684
>be you
>experience deja vu
>believe that you can see into the future
>>17233474
>be not born yet
>Due any second
>Mom eating at sizzler when grey frizzy haired with lady with whited out eyes walks up
>He will be born on the next full moon
>Shes like fuck that hes due today or tommorow
>2 weeks pass
>Full moon night
>Labor
>I pop out
>fast forward to now
>look up natal chart
>Was born at exact time when 0.000 degrees sun to moon
>The exact moment when moon was fullest
>Witch lady was right.
2spoopy4me
>>17237653
hippy
>>17238511
That witch lady forsaw u getting dubs too
