Hey /x/. Myself, and 4 people are sleeping over tonight at one of the friends houses.
His sister has been singing in her sleep and she keeps knocking on our door as loud as possible. whenever we figure out what tune it is she changes it. She keeps humming funeral songs though.
We can't leave because she's against the door. We can see her under it. We are all pretty shaken. Help?
Are you all a bunch of pussies or something? Bonk her out with a vase if she's actually gone insane, otherwise send her back to bed and stop being a bunch of fucking weirdos.
maybe she's horny
>>17225043
record it and upload it to vocaroo
>>17225043
It's just hormones.
>>17225043
looks like that door opens in towards you, not out towards her. open the fucking door and let the bitch fall to the floor. then fuck her mouth.
>>17225043
A possession can only go away if she is a 7/10 or higher and you have to have sex. Cumming in her mouth will scare the demon because demons don't like oral. ALSO CONDUMS ENCOURAGES THE DEMON TO STAY.
>>17225074
This. Try penetrating the door and then show her Justin Bieber music vids
>>17225043
Vocaroo it
>>17225043
Get a cross, and say with very strong tone,
By the power of Jesus Christ and in the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave now!"
Also, look up the St. Michael prayer on-line and pray it out loud so she can hear and ask St. Michael to protect you and to fight the demon.
Demons have to listen to Jesus Christ. Fact.
>>17225043
just don't open the door?
>>17225521
But where will they poop and get food
>>17225523
well in the scary movies the demon always dies or goes away at the end so they just have to wait like 2 hours for the movie to end.
>>17225497
2edgy4meh
>>17225547
They could just eat the poo poo
>>17225043
>friend's sister wants the D
>thinks it's ghosts
never change /x/
your carpet looks filthy
>>17225043
start by cleaning your filthy house
