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Alternate life/reality slip?
2016-01-11 03:44:19 Post No. 17203136
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Alternate life/reality slip?
Anonymous
2016-01-11 03:44:19
Post No. 17203136
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Something fucky happened earlier today, so sorry if things come off a little weird, still shook about it.
>Wake up at 3 pm, was out drinking last night
>Go to living room to watch some shit
>pick out based Ultraman DVD I got from burgermart
>Boot up wii, pop disc in, hit "play all."
>Go to kitchen and put some soup on the stove to heat up
>Go back and watch that shit
>It gets to the episode where he fights Zigra (best ep. on the disk) and I smell something burning
>Remember soup, panic, dash into kitchen
>Smoke pouring out from the closed door
>Open it up, entire wall section is on fire
>Go to grab fire extinguisher, fire spreads, a bottle of oil I keep above the range explodes
>Entire kitchen on fire
>Start choking on the smoke
>See through doorway to basement that the fire's down there as well
>Last thing I remember is a huge noise like my water heater exploding
>Suddenly I'm back on my couch
>No fire in kitchen, soup just starting to bubble
>Wii still has disc in the player, still has softmods installed, but the Ultraman V. Zigra episode is gone from the dvd
>Apparently Zigra is, and always has been, a Gamera monster
>My hair and clothes smell like burnt-food-smoke
>Still coughing as I type this
What in Sam Hill's tits happened here?
Did I fall asleep and fucking hallucinate?
I'm seriously considering calling my brother or the hospital or something. I honest-to-god can't deal with this.
Please help me.