Midnight in the Desert with Girl Noory
Open lines again.
Listening links:
http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/html-player.html
http://tunein.com/radio/Dark-Matter-Digital-Network-s211941/
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Telephone: 1 (575) 233 8008
Skype: MITD11
Drama timeline:
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Girl Noory FAQ
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I love these threads.
>>17194989
Open lines two nights in a row.
Avonfag from ballgag adverts running every commercial break.
Four shows up and leave DMDN.
Rowland publically announces that Howard Hughes was his choice to be Art's replacement but he up and bailed from the network instead so he had to settle for Heather.
Chris Carter cancels his MITD appearance because he was misled on who the host is.
>>17194989
God damn, how much pussy do you think this guy slays?
fuck bellgab
I haven't listened in a week. Has it, um, improved any?
>>17195029
It's gotten worse
>>17195023
Barfly had a meltdown on ballgag when Sandra proves to him that his precious Heather used to be a phone sex operator. He still clings to the lie that Heather is Don Wade and Roma's daughter.
what in the fuck is this shit playing at the moment?
>some beaner talking about cutting grass
>baby playing with chewtoys in the background
>>17195023
>>17195037
Keith Rowland now hiding the listener numbers - people listenening live at the moment
Ciardelo is having a breakdown
>>17194989
We're here.
>>17195053
Who's we?
>>17195050
Seriously? Topkek
>>17195056
us
>>17195053
>>17195064
Ant people?
>>17195051
He has to reply to every single negative comment that someone makes about Heather. I don't know what he's going to do when she gets cancelled and never gets another show and stops posting at bellgab.
****
>>17195059
>Seriously? Topkek
They were posting the statistics last night and talking about the listener nosedive and Rowland saw it and now hides it.
>>17195050
What a massive faggot.
>>17195067
>>17195023
>>17195050
Did anyone see that screenshot on Mike Vera's site of the email to him? He had 250 "connections" for one night
250 listeners? My guess is that on any given night, Art might've had 500-750.
>>17195071
>Rowland saw it and now hides it.
That's fucking too funny. Keith is Art's bitch.
>>17195082
>paranoia
SOON
>>17195071
Considering I had the stream going on two seperate devices, and assume others also do that, does that equate into roughly 700-800 unique listeners?
>>17195015
Same.
>>17195103
Why would you do that?
I keep refreshing my podcasts hoping Mysterious Universe has put out a new ep since the break.
I've got a paranormal listening fix I need help with. This shit ain't cutting it. What else do you guys listen to?
>>17195071
Dark Matter Network is one big loosh farm
>>17195113
I had it on in the den, and also in my office. As I walk throughout the house I can listen.
Looks like Hoaxland was crying about people bad talking him.
What a complete tool.
Wahhh wahhhh
See pic related, it's proof hoaxland whines to keith when offended...
>>17195124
They're talking about Gary.
>>17195124
He was frightened by this man and his collection of 90s vhs documentaries
>>17195119
Hello /fringe/
>>17195130
Nah, dude was pretty explicit that it was Hoagland.
>>17195136
Hoagland complained because the show kept having Gary on to talk about the missing faces
>>17195124
I kinda like Vara's show. He's not as polished as some hosts, but he seems to be passionate about what he does.
>>17195138
oh. sorry.
is this gary the same hoagie stalker? or is that another person
I kind of like this lantern story.
>>17195141
yes, that gary
>This roleplay right now
Now that you mention it..I gotta go..
LMAO
>>17194989
She sounds condescending with the callers. Art Bell always sounded like he completely bought into their stories.
It's Art's wife
oh no, is art's filipina child bride having to call in now?
>>17195155
kek
"From Mexico"
>>17195146
Gary is short for Gehrman, later Gehrhart, which means beast-man, or beast-blood, "Gehr" derived from an onomatopoeia: the sound of a dog snarling
Donald Trump was astral projecting to tell her to
BUILD WALL
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W
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At this point call in shows are the most entertaining this show is going to get. She should just do this until Art comes back.
>>17195179
>until Art comes back
>>17195179
He ain't coming back.
>>17195152
It's because she isn't a host. She's a fan that was given the golden ticket. Seriously, she is blogtalkradio tier. I listen so I can shitpost more effectively.
>>17195189
Heather "I fucked Art to get the part" Wade
>mexico and jewunited states
I can't understand a damn word this bitch is saying
how much of a fag am i if i earnestly dig enya
no bully plz
>>17195197
I'ts ok, Enya is comfy.
>>17195184
>>17195185
She should just do this until Amy gets the timeslot*
>>17195197
It gives me nostalgia so I like it too. But we're huge fags
Great she is keeping this mush mouth on through the break
>>17195202
She isn't coming back either.
>>17195197
Her music reminds me of Lord of the Rings desu.
>Avon man
arctic chaga is back!
oh, the halcyon days of chaga of a few months ago
>>17195207
She should just do this until Bryce gets fired from Avon*
>>17195194
Heather "Bellgab Flab" Wade
>>17195209
>SALES ARE UP 437%. You LOSER!
>>17195213
>Anyone got a hot tip for... Oh wait. Keith fired me. Nevermind.
>avonman
pic related
>>17195222
Lol.
>>17195213
LMAO. wtf is artic chaga?
Why did they get rid of the old Arctic Chaga ad and replaced it with these new boring one? It's horrible, it has to energy, absolutely terrible.
Someone said yesterday that the Avon Man broke the Avon terms of service or some shit by advertising. Where can we report him and when will he be reprimanded
I can't stand Heathers zip a dee doo da happy go lucky voice. Is she an illegitimate Kardashian sister ? Not a voice for paranormal an night time
>>17195230
I always pictured him as being older.
At least heather is trying. You might not like her voice, inflection, personality, attempts at humor etc. But art never gave two shits in his interviews on MITD. Heather at least has an excuse
>>17195197
who /puremoods/ here?
Why the hell does every call sound terrible now!? Art would never accept this shitty audio quality.
>>17195233
arctic shrooms. buy some. change your life.
I can't understand a word of this
>>17195240
She's laughing at callers. How is that "trying"?
>>17195239
me too. here's his avon page. bhigginstn.avonrepresentative.com/
>>17195238
Heather Wade's actual age?
I say 29.
>>17195256
Do we have any actual photos of her?
>>17195227
Amy, I don't care if those bastards fired ya. I got a big, fat 10" tip for ya bb >:3
>>17195240
Go back into your hole, Keith.
>>17195256
She said on air that she was 39.
>>17195257
>Do we have any actual photos of her?
No. People keep posting a picture of Don Wade's daughter and claiming it's her but it's not.
>>17195241
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
>day gibe dem too me
please get hooked on phonics
#buildwall
>>17195257
>>17195250
Trying more than art did
Anyone have that lantern guy recorded I cracked up hearing about it
>>17195257
The one's ive seen have been supposedly debunked, so I dont know.
Hoagie referred to his new producer last night as Ms. M.
What if it was "M" as in Martin?
Probably not even her real name
So guy knows he has sleep paralysis, gets to call in with bs. Wakes up still in bed, can't talk for what seems forever. remember memory from 50 years ago. Room poorly insulated or heat vent shut
Oh LSU alum, that explains a lot
>>17195240
>But art never gave two shits in his interviews on MITD
you're actually right, sadly.
>>17195273
Better than what I was expecting tbqh.
"I dug it out myself" Jesus.
>>17195270
90s as fuck. That song was in so many movie trailers.
there's a thread on /x/ right now about Jeffrey Alan Lash
LMAO
>firecrackers
>musky bottoms
kek
this could actually be an interesting story
let's see how she handles it
>>17195315
That was great. I wish she wouldn't cut out calls.
"are you afraid of firecrackers" damn
Anyone have that lantern guy recorded I cracked up hearing about it
>>17195323
Im hoping CHIEF calls back in.
This actually not bad a thread tonight.
this guy is pretty cool
>>17195328
Where is that faggot from last night who was here defending his avon shit? that was funny shit
heather's blazed as hell
>>17195197
not at all. enya is for alphas
>>17195332
yeah that was probably the first decent non-troll call i've heard her take
more calls like that are desperately needed
>Do you realize how many people might be hearing this?
I don't know, Heather, maybe like 20 fags from /x/, 40 cucks from wadecuck, and another 40 from fb/twitter. So like 100.
>>17195333
he committed suicide.
rip in piece make up cuck.
>>17195328
Give it another hour or so, and it will be Hell on Earth, as usual. The ballgaggers dont seem very butthurt tonight.
>>17195344
>Thousands and thousands of fans are enjoying Heather tonight. Isnt she lovely, guys?
>>17195344
If her average listener count holds true about 1,200 people were listening. That's why Keith hid the numbers, he can't lie about how well she's doing if we can see the listener count in realtime.
has the syrupfag called in to heather yet?
>>17195356
Keith must be on suicidewatch. He just needs Art's permission to die.
>>17195346
they are watching murder she wrote or nancy grace, give it an hour
>>17195356
another thing they don't want people to see is that hoaxie had better numbers than MITD w/ heather
If dubs it was only Venus
>>17195361
his update was hilarious. He scolds that LMN fag for releasing his personal data and business details then airs all his grievances with the shows who left his networks. He's going nuclear
>pls don't spoil the fantasy
lol this old hippie
>>17195371
Kek. This is the greatest thing ever. I hope this lolcow never runs dry.
"his toenails.. i mean his TOENAILS...I MEAN HIS TALONS"
What the fuck is this dude going on about?
Jimmy Church is hosting Coast tonight.
He is a decent host. Much better than Wade obviously.
King Noory is off tonight. Most likely plowing a certain failures flip waifu
Heather has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.
Lol wtf is with the musky bottoms?
>MUSKY BOTTOM
Got her
>>17195395
i've never heard church. how is he?
the only C2C host i'd bother with is knapp
>>17195398
MUSKY FUCKING BOTTOM
my sides
>>17195397
Some guy told a story last night about seeing a creature in the woods that left him with the 'musky bottoms' I guess he meant he pissed or shit himself.
>>17195397
Have you ever smelled the inside of a fur suit?
>>17195402
i like him, not as good as knapp but leagues better than Snoory. He has kind of an fm radio voice and attitude which bothers some people.
> It was stationary, it was in one area.
Yes, that is what stationary mean.
Women callers always add way too much bullshit to stories.
It was INDIAN MAGIC
>>17195426
lel
>>17195395
I know Art's past his prime but have we really sank to liking Snoory? Is liking him a meme, or do people actually enjoy listening to him?
>>17195426
We all have autism desu.
>>17195433
i don't think so
King Noory is a reference to him putting a crown on his profile pics on bellgab after Art quit his last show
>>17195433
Nah, we catch Knapp when he's on though. Good threads.
>Madonna guy
Yikes.
i remember when art bell would snap at people for calling from a fucking cellphone
>>17195444
Is he for real?
>>17195444
He sounds like Buffalo Bill
>>17195448
He's been calling in acting crazy since Art was hosting. I can't tell if he's crazy or trolling hard.
>>17195452
THEYRE A GODDANG MESS
>>17195448
He sounds like a slightly more coherent Bigfoot from the Howard Stern show.
>mfw MITD will never be great again
>>17195467
Don't be too sad, it was never that great to begin with.
Holy shit NEGRO MUSKY BOTTOMS
Musky Bottoms
>>17195470
This nigger is great. Sign him up, Keith!
>musky bottoms completely taking over the show
KEK
Two musky button callers in a row.
2 NEGRO MUSKY BOTTOMS!!!
MOOSKY BOOTUMS!!!!!!
>>17195475
MUSKY
FUCKING
BOTTOMS
what is this musky bottom meme
>>17195476
Both from Atlanta.
>Someone from /x/ has friends
>>17194989
Never listened to this broadcast.
What's the premise?
>>17195476
*bottom
These autocorrect ions are killing me
just got here...did you guys ever find kiri?
RADIO BACKWARDS
Why.
someone call in with a British accent and talk about musky bottoms
>>17195490
Call it a sullied undercarriage or as you americans call it musky bottoms
>>17195486
it's a paranormal talk radio show
it's open lines tonight
it was started by art bell (who started coast to coast) but he quit this too
>>17195488
!!
You asked yesterday and I was spamming the hell out of that thread.
This came out of musky bottom.....
>>17195432
Any lewds of this skin wrench wench?
>>17195498
Cmon man....
>>17195502
i love you
>>17195516
Fuck you, I'm the one who loves her.
>all these /b/ posters
What are you doing to us MITD General?
>>17195515
Sorry, that was a little too low brow... couldn't resist the call of the troll...
Someone should call in to discuss time travel. Launch into a diatribe on why Vegas should be on Mountain Time like Phoenix, instead of Pacific like LA.
>>17195522
Why don't you do it?
>>17195521
It's the fast pace of these threads it turns /x/ into animals.
this guys on alot of downers
Brooke sounds cutie.
>>17195537
Brooke can get the dick.
>>17195528
Pizza rolls
i don't think she knows the right balance of heather's storytelling hour vs. caller storytelling hour
it's like she gets just the gist of the call and then proceeds to crowd out the caller and tell her own version
>interrupting Brooke
Goddamnit Heather.
>>17195543
Read my mind.
BROOKE WAS A MUSKY BOTTOM
AJAJJAJAJAJAHAFJAKFHAKLH
>>17195537
If dubs, Brooke has a musky bottom.
>>17195548
Based Brooke.
She eats the glow dark fish of the musky bottoms
Brooke tried to get in a musky bottom so Heather dumps her and then mentions musky bottom anyway.
>>17195543
She loves interrupting. I'd be a very frustrated caller.
>Brooke
Is she from /x/ or just a random shitposter?
I take it back. Brooke is a memetard and will die alone as a cat lady.
This is a /pol/ caller.
holy fucking shit my sides
>nigger shadow people
hahahhahaha
Call in and shout: Musky bottom, musky bottom, George Noory's penis!
Poor heather
musky bottom overload
These calls are great
>>17195567
Art's condescending cunt of a mistress is getting what she deserves.
Shadow people guy was fucking beautiful
wait a min
>taking her tv and stereo
heather might be /pol/ herself
Yeah..I was actually wondering if I should call in in the future about being paranoid about the universe being a simulation.
She is getting bombarded with musky bottoms calls. Is this some conspiracy.. I missed the first hour
kek
You call tell the "musky bottom" thing is starting to irritate her. It's funny, but I feel kinda bad for her. But she can't keep letting it bother her.
>>17195567
If she'd get a sense of humor and just roll with it instead of admitting she's annoyed by it people would stop doing it. It's "don't feed the trolls" 101.
>>17195571
How fucking sad is your life?
>>17195567
I feel worse for those of us who are interested in hearing something besides memes. Is there no escape?
the black shadow person call was great
too bad you fucked it up making it obvious by memeing and getting dumped
Who started the musky bottoms calls? Was it /x/ or some other place?
>>17195581
Found the ballgagger
>>17195586
i did
>>17195581
Sure is, budro. Sure is.
>>17195581
>who are interested in hearing something besides memes.
this. call in and at least troll by telling a story or some shit
>>17195581
SciFiAuthor plz go
>>17195588
GG m80
Even with all this talk of musky bottoms, I'll take this over coast any night.
>>17195558
IIRC, a poster from bellgag is named Brooke. Could be her
>>17195587
>if people don't care about your agenda on /x/ they are from your enemy board
You're just emphasizing the point that your life is in a sad place.
Keep talking 4chan.
I am compiling information and the more information I have on you all the better.
>>17195592
>SciFiAuthor plz go
Let me guess it's some poster on your other shitposting board. How can you let your life sink to this? Why bring this shit here?
>>17195596
You're my favorite. You keep the trolls in line.
>>17195596
He really is one of the worse faggots over there. Him and Cuckadelo. Oh and old senile Barfly.
>>17195596
Are you backtracing us?
>>17195596
what you gonna do with it famm
>>17195595
Double Yuck
>>17195596
lol i seen this faggot say that. What does he think hes going to do show up at their house? Bellgabers are a bunch of faggots
>>17195596
Heather is such a fucking cunt.
>>17195602
I'm funposting. You can keep bitching about this show, thread, board, bellgab all you want. I don't give a shit.
>>17195558
I'm mostly a lurker. I've made a couple threads about about abandoned places, but those just went to shit
>>17195559
I prefer birds
>>17195596
waiting for all the firecrackers to go off
>>17195596
SciFag is watching and screencapping the naughty posts
>>17195615
yo, what kind of birds? i've got an african grey
>>17195596
Has barfly learned to install ubuntu yet
>>17195596
Compile this, AYYLMAOFAGLORD DETECTED
art is waiting for heathers eggs to be fertilized by his old man sperm to give her a kid
Art coming back! Oh shit!
He's gotta be trolling, with all this on and off air shit
>>17195615
You have a nice vice.
This cunt is still dangling the Art carrot.
>>17195623
i had cockatiels growing up, I've always wanted to raise a macaw
>>17195629
Meant to say voice.
>>17195596
Hey how are you fighting trolls in two places at once? Are you finally letting ballgag burn down now that everyone is fighting each other over there?
>>17195614
>I'm shitposting and I don't care
This isn't /b/.
Hey guys
Fuck, I'm at the bar right now. Forgot it was open lines tonight. Looks like I should have stayed home and listened.
>>17195629
>>17195636
Thank you, I'm sick right now so it's kinda rough
>>17195638
I still don't care. These threads have been shit since Art left.
>>17195596
fite me irl faget i'll fukin reck ya cunt
Pirate stream of a free stream.
>>17195632
cockatiels are super sweet. i'd be much too afraid to have a macaw, that beak scares the shit out of me. but they are gorgeous
>troll spray
/x/ won HAHAHAHAHAHA
>hug the kitty
these old fucks are lewd as shit
>>17195647
He didn't want to tie his computer up.
>>17195645
So it's Art Bell's fault that you faggots are out of control? As long as you're having fun I guess.
