Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home
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I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east. It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me /x/?
>>17191204
Drugs
cocaines one hell of a drug
You need scissors! 61!
how does your asshole feel?
>>17191204
Don't worry, it's just a game. It's a game just like usual.
>>17191359
topkek rick james pls go, youre not even alive anymore
Swamp gas reflecting off Mercury. No big deal.
>>17191204
You fell asleep and your mommy carries you to bed.
>>17191433
feels like my asshole's on fire
>>17192069
Wew lad. U got anal probed. How do you feel about living as someone's pet.
Fools - aliens aren't into anal probings anymore. Now it's retinal scans!
>>17194798
No, human. We totally love anal probing. It's our national sport.
>>17197040
Fag here, I love anal probing too
>>17197073
>>17197040
This guy knows what we're talking about. >>17197090
>>17197101
The fuck? 4chan fucked up my post and the captcha wants me to select all pictures with street names but I have to select the stop sign or it won't work.
>>17197115
Oh god I'm not good with computer please help.
>>17197288
At this point, I should just shoot myself or start playing farmville with my grandma.
