Guys, I'm spooked as shit right now >sleeping on couch

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2016-01-06 08:33:49 Post No. 17181702
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:33:49 Post No. 17181702 [Report]

Guys, I'm spooked as shit right now

>sleeping on couch
>hear clanging dull thud of plastic bottle hitting linoleum floor in kitchen
>loud sudden noise sends cold jolt down my spine, stare frozen in front of me for 30 seconds
>Live by myself, except for cat
>look down
>cat is laying beside me, sleeping
>even more scared
>check time
>3:00 am, right on the dot
>OH SHIT
>can't go back to sleep, and have big day tomorrow

I'm looking at the plastic bottle right now. It is has a sturdy foundation. I put the bottle on top of my fridge and started opening and closing the fridge vigorously and the bottle hardly even wobbled. I'm seriously scared right now. Give me some spooky moments to calm my nerves

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:40:25 Post No.17181715
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:40:25 Post No.17181715 [Report]

>>17181702
Statistically speaking if you're not dead yet then you probably won't be if you pretend to be asleep.

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 09:58:07 Post No.17181890
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 09:58:07 Post No.17181890 [Report]

>>17181702
Could just be mice.

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:00:49 Post No.17181895
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:00:49 Post No.17181895 [Report]

Not a situation to be glad in OP, It's not over yet.
It may just be beginning

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:09:00 Post No.17181910
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:09:00 Post No.17181910 [Report]

If /x/ has taught me anything
In these situations just masturbate furiously
It worked for me 100% of the times

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:13:42 Post No.17181914
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>>17181910
As joking as it sounds, masturbating when you're paranoid really works.
Of course, it's only useful in situations where it would be acceptable to masturbate, such as being home alone.
Here's a goatman.

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:27:49 Post No.17181934
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 10:27:49 Post No.17181934 [Report]

This is why I have a gun, I had a fucking goat break into my house one night because it pushed in the screen door. My dog woke me up and I cleared the entire upstairs, then the living room, then walk into the kitchen and saw the goat. Felt stupid, but safe.

Go clear your house op.