How do I ensure my soul goes to limbo when I die. Heaven is too virtuous and pure for my liking, Hell is too hot, chaotic, and evil for me. Just like in this life there doesn't seem to be a place for me in the next life. Although the plains of limbo could be an exception. How to I guide my self there without risking getting my skin snagged on Satan's claws and dragged to the depths of hell.
>>17178731
Call yourself a fetus.
>>17178829
It's called being transaged chronocis shitlord check your fucking privilege
The cats will help you.
Be a virtuous pagan.
You want limbo?
>eternally boring
>surrounded by neckbeards, etc.
Limbo is the better alternative to hell.
>>17178932
shill
but yes call yourself a fetus
but dont actually do it
there must be something behind that
dont be born rich
or else ul find out the govs a snitch
dont go to limbo dude and besides they dont even know if heaven is real and if hell is real
>>17178731
The best you can do is simply take the blue pill and live a "normal" life
basically reincarnation 75%
>>17179481
shill get out the thread
I would imagine hooking yourself up to machines and inducing a coma indefinitely would prevent your soul from evacuating your flesh thus creating a physical limbo that chains your spiritual host
>>17178829
I was born via C section will that help with me being considered a fetus?
>>17179965
That is something Iv'e considered but I rather avoid stuff that binds the soul to the corpus.
When you die you will see 2 lights
One white and bright
The other is weaker
Go for the weak one for reencarnation.
>>17178731
biblically, you have to masturbate.
>>17180524
>falling for Lucifer's false Saturn meme lights
Don't go towards any of the lights, declare you want to go back to either source or your Star familia.
>>17178932
Anything with that long a title shouldn't be aborted.
>>17182646
Anon want to go to limbo, not heaven
