>it's the night
>you slept on the couch
>all the lights are off
>you check your phone to use the light but it's dead
>the switch is all the way across the room
>remember that horror movie you watched a while ago
>ohshit.jpg
how do you turn on the light /x/? Do you run like a faggot to switch on the light? Close your eyes and stretch out your arms till you reach the switch?
I fetch my fucking nigger and kick him in the fucking nigger hands
>>17174430
>fucking nigger
>fucking nigger hands
Dat fear boner. I get you man.
Walk
>>17174430
Seems like you need to buy a gun. If home invasions are your fear. Or move into a whiter neighbor hood
>>17174475
But it will become harder for him to fuck niggers, be considerate, dear anon.
>>17174535
Jesus Christ how horrble..
Fuck you stupid scariers, no one fucking understand. Nigger in the room, like Corey in the house turn on the fucking lightings.
What the fuck? I'm not 7 and I'm not autistic. I'm a man, this is my house, my motherfucking castle. I work my ass off for this castle and I'd be damned if I'm going to let some demon/ghost/spiritnigger get in the way of me turning on a damn light, fuck off. I didn't let the thoughts of you screaming out of the basement effect me when you were alive, fuck if I'm going to when you're dead. I'm going to get my ass of the lounge, gracefully walk over to the damn light, turn the light off because why the fuck did OP make me turn it on? No, fuck you OP. I'm going to turn that bitch off to save Mother Nature some energy, however the fuck that works, I'm going to walk into my damn room, open the closet doors, leave the door open, fap to the Devils sweet daughter and fall asleep thinking about raping satan and his legion of pathetic butt plugging fags.
