>be young, like 6/7/8
>recently have lost my imaginary friend(still had dreams about my friend at this age)
>wake up in the middle of the night
>some guy is talking outside of my second floor window
>claims to be my friend tyler at first
>know this isnt true because tyler doesnt sound like an autistic 40 year old
>then claims to be jesus, talks about me being the chosen one
>being raised by a chemist and an atheist comic book store owner i just tip my fucking fedora at this nigga
>finally this entity ask to come inside my room
>tired as shit and kinda scared just say nope
now after hearing some occult stuff about vampires/demons ive realized I've dodged a fucking bullet a long time ago
anyone have similar demon evasion stories?
That wasn't a demon, OP.
>>17174228
what was it then, a really tall pedophile?
>>17174206
You dodged a cheap blowjob from a crackhead. Your loss. More crackhead pussey for me
>>17174247
its clear the only part of this you read was "autistic 40 year old", and you ignored the part about whatever it was knowing aspects of personal life and having to be ascended in the air to talk to me
dont worry, you're really funny though
>>17174285
How does it feel to know you became the 40 year old autistic man you once feared?
>>17174350
it feels good i sometimes shitpost here when im not too down and out
Similar thing happened to me. But after a man killed himself with a shot gun in my 2nd story bedroom. Good to know ghosts spoop through other peoples windows too.
I just get angry trying to come up with a response, this never happened. Make up a more convincing story next time. faggot.
>>17174404
You're doing an excellent job of it for someone your age, I'd expect you to be posting biased news articles on facebook
>>17174350
Shit I just popped over from /pol/ for a second and just saying you have a good wit about you
