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Feeling a little useless, think I'll start a cult. What's the best way


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Feeling a little useless, think I'll start a cult. What's the best way to go about doing so?
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Find people that are lost and need direction. Offer them a place to belong and a purpose. Then fuck all the ladies.
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>>17170359
read the new testament, copy what Jesus did to start his cult.
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>Find people that are lost and need direction.

That describes /x/!

>Offer them a place to belong and a purpose.

That describes /x/!

>Then fuck all the ladies.

Oh. Oh. Nevermind.
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>>17170386

Do this.
Find people who have given up and need hope. Its easy to take advantage of someone who has only negative feelings.

But i do not support cults and if you are successful, us at /x/ (and burn in hell :)
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To be a cult leader one needs two things

>A strong singular vision
>A powerful charisma

OP guaranteed has 0/2
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Write a sci-fi novel
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I started one
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>>17171770
>>17171895

Prepare yourselves
the Queen is coming
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>>17170359
Go to /tg/
Ask people about their homebrew setting's gods
Steal one and gather followers
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>>17170359
Be charismatic and a good public speaker, oh wait, you're on /x/.
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