Feeling a little useless, think I'll start a cult. What's

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2016-01-04 05:07:35 Post No. 17170359
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:07:35 Post No. 17170359 [Report]

Feeling a little useless, think I'll start a cult. What's the best way to go about doing so?

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:11:46 Post No.17170386
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:11:46 Post No.17170386 [Report]

Find people that are lost and need direction. Offer them a place to belong and a purpose. Then fuck all the ladies.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:14:43 Post No.17170400
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:14:43 Post No.17170400 [Report]

>>17170359
read the new testament, copy what Jesus did to start his cult.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:06 Post No.17170403
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:06 Post No.17170403 [Report]

>Find people that are lost and need direction.

That describes /x/!

>Offer them a place to belong and a purpose.

That describes /x/!

>Then fuck all the ladies.

Oh. Oh. Nevermind.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:08 Post No.17170404
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:08 Post No.17170404 [Report]

>>17170386

Do this.
Find people who have given up and need hope. Its easy to take advantage of someone who has only negative feelings.

But i do not support cults and if you are successful, us at /x/ (and burn in hell :)

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 15:01:50 Post No.17171759
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 15:05:25 Post No.17171770
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 15:05:25 Post No.17171770 [Report]

To be a cult leader one needs two things

>A strong singular vision
>A powerful charisma

OP guaranteed has 0/2

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 15:44:17 Post No.17171856
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 15:44:17 Post No.17171856 [Report]

Write a sci-fi novel

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:07:33 Post No.17171895
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:07:33 Post No.17171895 [Report]

I started one

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:08:53 Post No.17171897
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:08:53 Post No.17171897 [Report]

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Prepare yourselves
the Queen is coming

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:59:48 Post No.17172003
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 16:59:48 Post No.17172003 [Report]

>>17170359
Go to /tg/
Ask people about their homebrew setting's gods
Steal one and gather followers

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 18:38:26 Post No.17172280
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 18:38:26 Post No.17172280 [Report]

>>17170359
Be charismatic and a good public speaker, oh wait, you're on /x/.